Hello and here is some stories
first one The Meat eating cow
preson 1: hello there have a apple
Cow: MOO! EATS HAND OFF
Preson 1: WTF
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Preson 1: what!
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Preson 2: hello cuteie
Preson 1: noo!!!
Cow: huh?
Preson 1: It talks! Call the movie stars! call lassie! Call the news paper! Call The News! call Mcdonlds!
Preson 2: on my way
Cow:
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the end!
the horse that lives like a human
Horse: ahh good mornig
Dog: Woof
Horse: Here some dog food
Dog: woof
Horse: your welcome
Neighbor:* knocks on door*
Horse: coming Neigh!
Neighbor: WTF your a horse?
Dog: WOOF WOOF!
Horse: yeah duh
Neighbor: *Faints*
Horse: what?
Dog: woof?
Horse: Oh well anyway time to take you to the vet
Dog:
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