I have taken to having a walk through the forest before bed. Usually it is quiet, all the other deer sleeping.

Tonight was different, I met a group of stags who ran and frolicked with me, and changed my appearance.

It was fun! We ran and leaped like spring lambs.

I turned one of them into a frog for a while. I hope they didn't mind.

Thank you to those who took time to play with me.

https://imgur.com/a/PgwuzDe

OH MAMA MR WORLDWIDE'S STARTED STUDYING THE HIGHER LEARNING, IM LOSING MY MIND IN THS WACKY BURNT CATHEDRAL, MY FORMER TIMES SQUARE, THE HOTEL LOBBY WHERE I HUNG OUT WITH ALL MY HOBBIES.


I WILL PARTY TIL THE DAY I THROW MY DEGREE INTO THE ORANGE SPIDER'S 8 HEELS, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE HOTEL LOBBY, WHERE NOBODY CAN CALL ME,

BACK TO WHERE THE SPIDERS BITE ME,
I'M PARTYING AT THE HOTEL LOBBY,
...


AND I WISH JENNIFER SAW ME...

I'M SITTING IN THE RUINS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE THE ONE WAY I'D REACH ULTIMATE DIVINITY, BUT SLOWLY OVER TIME I REALIZE THAT I ONLY TRULY SAW MY GOD THROUGH THE BLACK MIRRORED EYES OF JENNIFER, SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO LOVE, HOW TO TRULY SEEK MY INNER PEACE AND CONFIDENCE THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

NOW SHE'S OFF TO ACHIEVE HER DREAMS, EVEN IF IT WAS AT A COST, GONE SHE GOES, IF IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY, i MAY GO WITH HER IN SEARCH OF FINDING THE SAME DREAM.
BUT I MAY ALSO WAIT UNTIL THE FOREST RETURNS TO PEACE ONCE MORE, I WILL BE THE MR WORLDWIDE 305!!!!! NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT FROM ME....

I WAS ON A TRIP THROUGH THIS WACKY FOREST, IN SEARCH FOR MY BELOVED SWEET LADY JENNIFER BUT SHE'S NOWHERE, NOT EVEN HAVING THE BEST NIGHT OF HER LIFE IN THE LOG WITH THE OTHER BUGS, SHE USED TO BE A WILD GAL, CRAZY GIRL, BUT NOW SHE'S GONE OFF THE RAILS, OFF THE GRID.
SHE WANTED TO BE A COUNTRY GIRL... BUT I NEVER BELIEVED SHE'D LEAVE LIKE THAT. THAT'S TOUGH.



I WENT IN SEARCH AND MET THIS WILD LOOKING GUY WITH ONE EYE AND A MASSIVE FIGURE. HE TOLD ME TO CHECK BACK INTO MY LOCAL FOREST COMMUNE, SCREAM IT OUT, NEWSPAPERS, MISSING POSTERS, SITTING ONTOP OF GRANNYS COASTERS.
SO I WAS SETTING LETTERS AND MET THIS LADY CALLED "PRETTY WOMANS FROM YOUR CITY TONIGHT."
NOW THATS ONE FREAKY TITLE, ALARMING EVEN. I WAS DISTRAUGHT AND BEGGED FOR HER TO HEAR MY PLEAS FOR HELP, JENNIFER KNEW THOSE KINDS OF GALS, SHE WAS A LADY LOVING LADYBUG, SUPER COOL AND FANCY. SHE EVEN LOOKED LIKE JENNIFERS TYPE, WE KEPT SPEAKING ON A TELEGRAPH, BUT THIS LADY DIDN'T SEEM TO LISTEN TO MY CRIES, ALL SHE CARED ABOUT WAS THE REAL NASTY STUFF< THAT FREAKY STUFF, BUT MY TIME WAS LIMITED.
I BEGGED FOR HELP IF SHE KNEW WHERE ACROSS THE PLANET MY FRIEND JENNIFER HAD GONE, TO GO ONTO THE PLANE WITH ME, TO BOOK THE HOTEL, SHE COULD BRING HER GIRLFRIENDS, BUT THIS LADY FREAKED ME OUT A BIT.

TURNS OUT SHE NEEDED 50 GRAND TO HELP VISIT ME TO THE AIRPORT, I SAT THERE WAITING AFTER PAYING HER MOST MY SAVINGS MEANT FOR FINDING JENNIFER. I WAS GONNA PAY THAT FOR JENNIFERS MEDICAL ASSISTENCE, OH JENNIFER. I"M SO SORRY JENNIFER, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINE BUT GAL YOU"LL GET YOURSELF CAUGHT IN A FAN.

THIS FREAKY LADY LIED TO ME, SHE GHOSTED ME BEFORE EVEN HALLOWEEN SEASON, LEFT INTO THE AIR, STOLE MY CASH AND NOW SHE"S OFF.
...I"M DOOMED. I STILL DON"T KNOW WHERE JENNIFER IS.... DONT TRUST THOSE LADIES IN YOUR CITY, THEY"LL LIE TO YOU AND BE SUPER NASTY.