September 30, 2010 - 1:12pm — Chickenwhite
Okay, so here the other day I was hanging 'round the city with a friend of mine after school.
As we all know, Copenhagen is infested with pigeons like every other major city, and they're usually small, pathetic, sickly and missing toes and eyes.
But not the one we saw!
It was pure white, had big, orange, adorable eyes, feet intact and it was just a little bigger than the other pigeons... And we got him to eat out of our hands! He was so adorable and a lady-killer! 'Cuz he stole our hearts immediately~
Also, he was the biggest douche ever, because every time another pigeon came close to his food, he pecked at them and went all big and fluffed his neck up. He even bit into another pigeon's wing and chased it almost an entire meter! Talk about tenacious bird...
At that point, me and my friend thought: "No wonder he's so pretty, he's the alpha-bird!" Also, he ate meat. Then again, pigeons in Copenhagen eat anything.
So, putting all these points together: strong, fast, pure white, pretty as hell, a lady-killer and a douche... We named him Raleigh : D
So, congratulations, Raleigh, you're now a small, white pigeon in a city who oughtta be more afraid of humans.
Flattering, I know.