Hello thar. Thought I'd throw together something to help out my Secret Santa person of amazingness, if they aren't sure what I'd like. Thing is, I'm not very picky and I'll cherish anything you send me. C:
That being said, if you need some ideas I'll go ahead and try to come up with some. I usually don't ask for specific things as far as gifts go and I know some people (at least my family 8D) force me to think of things so I know it frustrates people AND ANYWAY OKAY.

I'm accepting snailmailed stuff because I find it more fun. |D But it's cool if you can't send something. I'm always appreciative of fanarts of any kind of my three deer (drawings/sketches/paintings/digital/poetry/writing/sonnets ANYTHING lol) Their bio pages are here:

Fledermaus
Masque
Desanm


If you want to send me something, here are some ideas:


If you want to stick to a TEF theme, any arts/clayfigures/plushies would be awesome.
ALSO the TEF postcards or The Path Polaroids are lookin' HOT. So is the TEF Calendar 8D

I also loooove:

- postcards (vintage/art/regional/anything. I <3 postcards 8D)
- foreign coins or notes
- any type of rocks/gems/minerals/fossils/shells/bones or anything along those lines.
- ZEBRAS. Anything zebra. C:
- Anything zombie, pirate, or Day of the Dead related. 8D
- Anything fun/gadgety (thinkgeek.com is full of amazing random stuff)
- Starbucks gift cards :/ That stuff is like crack.

j u n e | t w e n t y f o u r t h | 1 9 9 1

Pebbles shuffled under their bare feet, washed up and glinting under rays of light strung through the oaks. A peaceful silence held its breath over the water and blew gently across it’s glassy surface, inviting company. Sitting placidly on a jutting rock, the younger boy squinted his eyes and looked out over the lake.



Rolling fields in the distance. An abandoned farmhouse. Wild geese.



He edged forward and hung his legs in the calm, dark water until he could feel the smooth silt on the bottom. A heavy splash sounded, not but a yard away, as an apple-sized rock hurled into the water and disturbed it into ripples. The boy shaded his eyes with a hand and turned back to look at the pebbled shore to give a stern glance at the teenager, who was already rooting up another stone. This one plunged into the water, not quite as close to his head, but still within an unnerving distance. The teenager, already bored of throwing rocks, mulled around as the water lapped at his heels. He wished to be elsewhere.



Wading out further, Fledermaus attempted to place himself out of his brother’s range. The cool water crept up to his navel, even standing on his toes. The sun beat down. He cupped water in his hands and spilled it over his head to reverse the heat. It trickled through his hair and down his bare back. The other boy was climbing up a steep and jagged pile of rocks. Had their mother known, she never would have shooed them out so she could vacuum in peace.

Prepare to learn all the nitty gritty on my deer that they don't like telling. TORTURE. I LOVE IT.
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Have you ever:

Lied to your parents?
A few times, yes. Usually to avoid getting someone else in trouble, and thus me not being harmed.
I constantly lied to them.
Well, yes. I might have, once or twice. About my grades, I think.

Stolen from your parents?
Never done that, no.
I used to steal money for drugs.
No, I would never.

Yelled or physically fought with your parents?
Eh, more like I provoked them to yell at me a couple times. Nothing physical.
Felt like two or three times a week. I tried hitting my dad once and got my ass kicked.
I did yell at her once. I feel bad about it, though.

Resented your family?
Hm. I don’t know, sometimes.
Yeah. My parents more than anything.
No, I loved my mom and I don’t hate my dad based on what she said.

Snuck out of the house or run away from home?
Mhm. Permanently. :<
Ran away a few times, sometimes for months, until they just kicked me out.
Well, yeah, I ran away from where I used to live. I’ve run away from a few places I shouldn’t have, but I just don’t like them.

Injured yourself on purpose?
No.
Nope.
Why would I do that?

Had an eating disorder?
No.
No.
I haven’t but I know a girl who throws up after she eats. She says it’s supposed to make you pretty, but I don’t get it.

Considered or attempted suicide?
I…might have considered it once. Briefly.

I need help with my spelldatas. :<
I....would like to get back my spelldata and asking in-forest might be fairly difficult with 2-3 different sets....yeah. IFEELSOBADASKING. But I'm offering like a full digital drawing or something in return because this is kinda a lot to ask.
So I'd like someone to meet Fled in-forest now and cover his nekkediness with his set.
And then I'll log in Des and I'll try to get her set as well. :< It might take a while. I just downloaded Slugg's program hoping that will work because apparently W7 does something weird with files named the same thing and it just seems easier this way ANYWAY will someone help plz?

Yeah. Just ask my deer or me anything and I'll answer in video later on. I'll take like.....15-20 questions for now. xD
Be silly or not, I'll take anything. <3

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the timep

Translucent wisps of gray smoke swam through the air lazily, hovering over the black disc spinning around its fixed trajectory on the record player. Meanwhile, the upbeat guitar strumming drowned out everything beyond the open window and filled the living room with a once-popular tune. He found his heel subconsciously tapping to it against the archaic hardwood floors. Sucking in another nicotine-laced breath, he broke the stare held on the ceiling for the past minute or so and shot a questioning glance toward the hallway, where flighty footsteps squeaked across the floor and a door clicked shut.
“If you don’t hurry up, I’m going without you.” He warned with an undeniable expression of amusement. Silence followed, in what could only be imagined as suppressed laughter. He put out the cigarette. The notion of the thousand things she would be up to was enough to pull him away from the counter and curiously approach the hallway. The bathroom, where she had said she’d be, was now dark and vacant while the opposing door to his bedroom was suspiciously closed. A smirk flashed across his lips. Real funny.

So, I try to keep my camera phone on me, because there are so many times when something I see immediately reminds me of TEF or its players. xD

I went on a trip to Ocean City, MD a while back, and I swear everyone's name kept popping up (Especially at Blockbuster xD):





Didn't catch pictures, but there was also:
Rowan County (in NC)
Walter's Hardware
Key's Upholstery
Aspen Bar & Grill
'Suggs' Realtors (I swear I thought it said 'Sluggs')
Squeegie Car Wash (lawl)

Then, today I was at a poster sale on our campus. About every other page reminded me of someone here xD There was one book full of posters that had like everyone's favorite obsession, I lol'd on every page. If they had Hetalia posters, I would've taken pics. D8




(There were about a billion Beatles posters, and of course I pick the one with a crotchshot xD)


And this is my Mom's license plate. She really likes Colin Firth's portrayal of Mr. Darcy, in Pride & Prejudice. xD A little too much, in my opinion.



I'll probably update this whenever there's more to show. :3

If this doesn't blow up my computer, you can watch me work on commissions.
Juuust kidding I don't know what I'm talking about.

Everyone get in here. Now start a-huggin'. No more silliness, please. We're all big boys and girls and if not, well we can at least pretend. :3


-SUPERHUGZ TO EVERYONE-

Everyone and their mom has made a question blog, so's 'bout tiem I has one. Not like there's anything interesting to ask these losers.

You can ask as your deer/as yourself/to my deer/to me/dowhateverthehellyouwant. I'll force them to answer truthfully. C:
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Fledermaus
Masque
Desanm

AND GO. or not.

(Mrs. Halloween)
1. Hai! This is for Fledermaus and Masque! What would you do if there was a nameless stag who was attacking a young doe and a young fawn?
Oh, well, I would attempt to settle the dispute calmly. I would only use physical intervention as a very last resort, seeing as I am not a good fighter at all.
I would rip his throat out.

(Scythe)
1. At this point in time, what do you honestly think of each other?
-clears throat- I uh...don't have a problem with him at the moment. I think he's changed, even a little bit.
Whatever. I don't hate him anymore- I've stopped caring. Besides, he helped my sorry ass out.
(not applicable cuz she doesn't know them :U )
2. What is your favorite weather and why?
I'm quite partial to the rain- it makes for a good atmosphere.
Snow is nice. I just like cold weather.
Ah, I love them all! Perhaps the snow- it reminds me of my name.
3. What is a current fear of yours?
Deep water will always frighten me, I'm afraid.
...Never seeing her again.
Oh, heh, I am afraid of big scary stags.
4. What is a current dream of yours?
Well, I'd like to simply continue doing well for my future. I think things could get even better, so perhaps I will try for that.
I uh...would like to not be such a hypocritical liar.