My quiet walk in the forest was interrupted by a magpie pelted mini deer and her normal sized brown spotted companion, neither was a threat to me of course though one can never be to careful in this place where some deer keep spells that will turn you into animals of all things or mess with your appearance, these spells hurt me terribly. I am not meant to shift and change like the other denizens of the forest, but I digress so back to the now. I have no interest in friends, but one day I will have to produce an heir and unfortunatly I need a female for me to be able to do that which is a most depressing state of affairs really. To have to rely on someone else, perhaps I will find a weak little doe to serve my needs...
The little mini deer was not a suitable candidate though. Not at all, prancing around the way she did. Far too hyperactive.
No.
I need a weakling.
Then the faun, the stupid little creature didn't get the hint when I bellowed at it to go away...you would think it would get the picture when I reared almost landing on the pathetic thing. It reared back, you would think its parents would have killed such a dumb creature off before it could run.
Morons.
When it didn't get the picture and bowed its stubby little head at me only the brown deer saved its life from being speared by my antlers which I've rubbed to points of course when i charged at it. I had no fight with the brown and when its mini companion joined in protecting the silly little creature I backed off. I will find a doe elsewhere...
