Wooo bandwagon. Or is it? I couldn't resist~ Link for those who wish to do it. Before moving on this may either make you LOL, wake up your parents, make your house explode, me doing your homework, and has some language.

Enjoy~

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Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you wish to help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you answer without being catty?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
Do I have to repeat myself?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
I have? A period? How'd you know?!
God:
When? I did not know that. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
...I hate knowledge time.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
It hurts my brain. Surely you should know that.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I'm sure you will.
God:
What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
I'm certain because you yourself said that you will mention it to your botmaster.
God:
You sound convincing. That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I yourself said that you will mention it to your botmaster.
Me:
That's because I have a sharp wit.
God:
That makes sense to me. How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Nothing. It was priceless.
God:
Not a thing? What made it so priceless.
Me:
I think you know.
God:
Me? Yes I know.
Me:
Then why did you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
But what if you weren't real?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
I don't see you.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
I'm looking at a screen so unless you're my monitor then I must be the Easter bunny.
God:
What do you see?
Me:
I just said a screen.
God:
What did you mean by it? What is giant sand?
Me:
Your head.
God:

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Wow, I just found the coolest thing. The Celtic word: R'un means "beloved".... Just thought I'd throw that out there.... :')

How?

Sorry I'm such a noob lately!

There was something ill in the air; Lemon had been feeling it all day. Now that her daughter had gone to sleep, the little silver doe suddenly felt quite ill at ease. She didn’t want to be alone, when such a bad feeling was surrounding her. There were no other deer around that Lemon could sense. Perhaps she ought to seek the refuge of the Twin Gods’…

Suddenly, the forest fell silent, and dark. Lemon blinked, her heart pounding against her chest. They had arrived – the forest spirits. It had been a long time since their last visit. Lemon backed up, and felt her rump brush against the cold bark of an old tree. Suddenly, she was surrounded by a blue-white glow; a swirling mist of skulls and hooves. The mist grew brighter and brighter, until it was nearly blinding, and collected into the shape of a large, male deer. Lemon fell to her knees, kissing the ground at the misty white stag’s cloved hooves.

”Gilda,” the spirits whispered. Lemon trembled, and slowly rose to her feet. It had been a long time since she had heard her Celtic name. The sound of the spirits pronouncing that long-forgotten name brought back memories of the mortal world, and Lemon felt fear bubble up within her. ”You’ve become distracted. What is this nonsense you’ve gone and wrapped yourself up in? We did not intend for you to become partnered with that male; and that child doesn’t belong to you. This is not what we had planned, Gilda. What have you done?” Lemon took a step back, startled.

”I… I didn’t know I was not permitted to have a mate. Seth and I f-fell in love, w-we.. and Peppa isn’t- she didn’t- she wasn’t…!” Lemon found herself stumbling over her own words, and the spirits were growing impatient. The gentle buzzing in Lemon’s mind suddenly turned to a sour hiss, and she cowered in terror.

”GILDA! We told you what your purpose was. And you are becoming distracted.”

I don't think theres a way you can do this right?

Sorry for this taking so long to bring out. It might not be totally fabulous, but I hope you'll all enjoy it. ^_^

And I think this particular chapter might be longer than I thought it would be. Sorry if it's a strain on reading!

ALSO. I added in a few surprise characters. I didn't originally intend to, but with a few storyline changes I made, I thought it would be nice.

Final note! Walter has.. "kindly" added his opinion at the end of the story. Isn't that sweet of him?

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I linger o'er yonder in the little willow bed
You scratch, you nay, you whinney out, and I just scratch my head
I hear it not, the sounds of deer bemaskèd by the Gods
The fates are undesired, me...too fatal, face the odds

An angel lies in waiting at the very gates of hell
With a silver-golding Saint of breath, I know the toll, the bell...
Do you hear me...faint, my voice may be, but I still cry
Staring from the log, a mold...an algae to the eye

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Bored Anzel is staring at the Pond.

LOL!

Sorry guys for a ton of delayed reactions in the forest, Mystress' human was having some tchnical difficulties with the action assigning LOL... NOT WORKING VERY WELL.

My bamboo tablet SUCKS because the mouse always goes off the pad, and I have to scootch the mouse over to another place with is a pain in th bum, but W/E...

Lemon, that was loads of fun, we had like five fawns around us at one point, and that poor dude that kept lowering his antlers and laughing, I thought was humerous of awhile until it wasn't really funny. Myst kinda stepped in, but she didn't wanna be harsh...