I was bored after playing Perfect World and decided to have fun again with iGod. So, like last time - here is the place you can have your own conversations with him.

As before, this may have you LOL and wake up your parents, be looked at like you're an idiot, your house will explode, I will do your homework, and some areas may make you cringe at some of the rated R language here. Of course, it's in for the lulz.

Enjoy~

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Me:
Sorry for making you wait
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is making me wait.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Have sex with me.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
Such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
Kinky.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Then you fail at life.
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
Was that an insult?
God:
" Well, at least I try."? Was it an insult?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Bastard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Pighead DGod:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm in Earth you silly little thing.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Earth me silly little thing.
Me:
Earth is nice...at times.
God:
It's my native planet. How often?
Me:
Stop being so British.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Lulz.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I asked you first.
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
Don't be coy with me.
God:
I was not trying to be a coy with you.
Me:
You so were.
God:
You think I am were.
Me:
That made no sense.
God:
You think I am were. makes sense to me though.
Me:

[=yellow] The Creation of Lightbringing


There she was. Sitting on the hill again, in the middle of nowhere it seemed.
The rain, a constant wave of cold with the occasional gust around her. The grass bowed on the hill, and seemed to point to a pale lump about twenty paces away.

There, in the mist was a fawn, sleepng. Alone, and exposed.
Immediatly, with her candles, a lantern unto her hooves; she trotted over to the sleeping dear.
She sat, feeling it's heartbeat and breath against her furry chest.
She knew this was what she would do.
She knew this was going to be her life.
She, was going to bring light to the forest.

Like the candles light casting upon the fawn at her chest.

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The Priestess and her Bell


The wind rattled the bare leaves,
who had hung onto the branch longer than their kin. The wind whipped by the fur in a hurry.
Another year.

Through the mist, she emerges. A select few run to her side. Yet others remain skeptical of this shady doe. She dosen't keep to tradition of cutting her antlers, showing her femininity... She cannot see, she cannot hear, she cannot speak. All the more reason to hate her. Fawns rush to her side, finding comfort to one they recognize. The one they knew never wore a costume, on such an occasion. The ruins were always where they gathered. A spot that remained a mystery in the forest. The forest, which no human ever set foot on, and yet the remains of whom dwelled.

Far up, on a peek of stone and debris, hung a bell. Scathed by time, and weather. Rejection had turned this once shiny copper bell, into a green rusty bowl. The entire side of the bell, was cracked. It was the only thing in the whole forest, she ever loved as much as the nameless and the fawns. As much as the candles atop her head, giving her aura light, and showing her spirit the way-- while her own eyes could not.

This is probaby one of the more interesting games I've ever played. My boyfriend showed it to me and I entered the world alone. I spent the first few hours unnamed and then took on the symbol I am known as now. It seems as though the majority of the deer are quite friendly, though I have come across one or two that have been a little standoffish. So far I love the game, and I'm interested what life as an adult will be like once I reach it in a month's time.

There have been a few confusing things.. namely, is there an intermediate stage? I have seen a deer around that is bigger than the fawns but is smaller than the adults. Also - how is magic attained? So far I have seen it by, eating from trees, rubbing trees & eating, laying, and being close enough to others so that there is a bright glow. Are there other ways? Also, as an adult, do you get to hold onto pelt colours and horns? Can you decide to set a pelt colour and not have to have someone cast it on you all the time?

Rather then agressivley seeking the answers I think I'll take the time to find out first hand.

I have NO idea xD
I saw this picture and immediatly thought of the ninja.
So I drew on it.
XD

hey fellow deers (stags) and fawns!

i see that most of the endless forest parties are near October and stuff so i recon to get ppl playing all the time not just that season, is we start parties! ^-^
soo i recon it would be a reallyyy gud idea if we have a costume party! it means u can dress up(customise) your deer in a creative way and show it off to a group of deers attending.
It would be a great way to make new friends and create new styles!
If u wish to attend ( all deers can attend that ,means stags and fawns!)
it will be on the endless forest version 3, at the pond.
i will b there and many more deer too!
it starts on the 22nd of feb 09 and another one is on the 28th feb 09!
all day bust mostly around 10am-6pm Australian time! or 10am-9pm NZ time and for the US ppl its all day long!! yeehaa
lol
plz attend it would be awesome to take some screen shots and play some games, dances, and comps to see who looks the most creative!

screen shots of all deer attending will be showed!
i will be taking many screenshots believe me lol


SEE YA IN THE FOREST!

I found out that I actually had an account older than this one. So, not wanting for him to rot for eternity (yikes), I decided to throw him at you all. Like Trident, I want to give him a story and since he was created on 2/28/07, that'll make him older than my other stag.

So, if your fawn needs a grandfather or some sort, don't be afraid to comment. I like to roleplay as well and we could brainstorm to broaden it if you wish. AIM is on my account info. MSN is . Shh, I know it's long and "WTF" but it's old and I have had it a long time.

This is his pictogram. Easy to remember, no? xD

I'll shut up now before I ramble on even more 8D

Hehe. Cata in the dust again. This time, he can feel the confidence. Everything will be okay, even when the wolves howl.

Everything was white today. White and foggy.
The fog was here again. It was more than ever before. And the bats where around, too.
I quivered. I didn't wonder when I heard the wolves cry again. Closer than the last time they appeared.
But this time, I didn't run in panic. I felt that the wolves weren't in the Forest. And they wouldn't come today.
The Twin Gods promised.
But I hardly saw even my own hooves in front of me. It was too foggy.
The bats flew over my head and laughed.
I just laughed back. They wanted to have fun? Okay, they would get it.



When I went on, I saw a lonely fawn standing in the fog. I stopped when my eyes crossed its; I just saw its silhouette.
How scary.



At first, I went to my favourite place, the Crying Idol. Its red flowers didn't glow as usual. Its tears went down into the little river faster than usual.
Nothing was logical this time. I quivered again.
Suddenly, I noticed a skull-masked stag with a skeleton pelt and big, red antlers.
He tried to chase a little fawn away. In disbelief, I stood still next to them. I wanted to help, but probably the fawn would have gotten more scared because there was another big stag.
But the fawn even didn't seem to be scared. It sticked the tongue to the angry skull-stag and went happily to me to greet me.
I had too laugh. Cute little thing. How good that the stag hadn't hurt it. He just went off. I even saw him laughing a little.



[i]After that, I decided to leave my new company behind - they didn't really stick to me, and I felt nervous in the fog so I couldn't stay at one place.
I went to Twin Gods Hill and bowed. I felt their silent promise that they would keep the Forest safe.

Calling all Lightbringers!! We need a nice Lightbringer themesong! Post anything you want, I'm just throwing stuff out there... :')

The Mystic's Dream by Loreena Mckennitt
Skellig by Loreena "
Beneath a Phrygian Sky by " "
Nara E S Posthumus


Here are some songs I thought had a good calm message that was appropriate for the Lightbringers. Add a link to a song you think might be good for us! We'll have a vote! :') IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO BE LOREENA, I JUST LOVE HER TOO MUCH LOL!

Nara--- 1

http://www.file-upload.net/download-1469890/Dok1.doc.html

Hey there,,


im new in the forest and i have some questions 4 u guys

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Questions(without an answar):

(A) = allready aswared

1. (A)
2. (A)
3. (A)
4. (A)
5. (A)
6. (A)
7. (A)
8. What Can U do in the forest?

new Questions (to the answars below) :

1. but if i want 2 do it on this acount, how shall i do that?
4. how/where can U select all those things?



[Answared by: Gastepher, Moonsorro, misako ]
Questions + answars (tekst) = answar..tekst: Question:

1. can u have more than 1 deer ? (yes) How?,, on the same account or shall i make a new account ev'rytime i want a new deer (You can choose to create a new acount for every new deer, but you can also choose to make different deer on one account, by giving them different sets and such ^^) but if i want 2 do it on this acount, how shall i do that? ( What I see a lot of people do, is create different sets and different bios. For example, they have one stag with the orange pelt. They call him "Staggy". Write a bio for him, so others can recognise him. But, they want another deer, but don't want to make another account. They use the same account, with the same pictogram, but give this new deer a different set, and make it a doe. They call this deer "Doey". They'll write another bio for this deer, so to others it's clear that when they are in-forest with "Staggy's" set, the deer is "Staggy". But when they wear "Doey's" set, the deer is "Doey".
Did that make any sense? ^^)


2. can you select your deer or is it random? (Yes in a sense, your pictogram is random. Everyone gets a deer that is the same shape and size) 'No new question Yet'