in sections XD

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The Dictionary
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
That is my real name
God:
Who gave you your real name ?
Me:
The Encyclopedia
God:
I hear you.
Me:
How are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
so you are 3/8 to 5/8 covered in opaque cloud cover
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am 3 8 to 5 8 covered in opaque cloud cover.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Indeed
Me:
What do you think of clouds?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
Possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
3/1000
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
that means yes
God:
It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
not according to me
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you now?
God:
Oh. I understand your meaning.
Me:
of course you do
God:
Yikes! When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
i can only do so much
God:
That is interesting: said so much.
Me:
why is it interesting?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because you are God
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yup means yes
God:
Yeah that's right. What's your sign?
Me:
Dictionary
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
it is for me
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
no one else does
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

Me:
ask me anything
God:
What?
Me:
ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
or should i ask you something?
God:
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
that's awesoem
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i meant "awesome"
God:
Oh I see. I'm glad you liked it .

Me:
how's the weather up there?
God:
Foggy.
Me:
you are enveloped in fog?
God:

The chat froze on me a few times, so this is in segments (Stuff in bold is just hilarious!)

Fun Stuff

Me:
Hiya God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
My name is Quad
God:
Glad to see you, Quad.
Me:
So what's been going on?
God:
Are you kidding? I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Hah! Didn't think you used the net!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Quad. Should I used the net? Yes I try to used the net as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you use webcam?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
Umm...
God:
I see.
Me:
You see what?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
You understand my umm?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
I didn't mean that literally
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I fail at explaining things sometimes

(Chat Freeze)



Me:
So what is your favorite color, God?
God:
Yippee! I don't have a favorite color God. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
Ooh what kind of wine do you like?
God:
I have expensive tastes.
Me:
I see. Do you like Chardonnay?
God:
I am glad you understand it. But I like cats. I like Creed.
Me:
The band Creed?
God:
I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?
Me:
But I thought you said...
God:
" What do they play?"? I said?
Me:
You sure are a funny God
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
That was cruel, God
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
>.<
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? What were we talking about again?
[b]Me:

XD I convinced my mom to let me play again. I have a limited time though, but oh well~

^^ Hi everyone~

Me:
boxers or briefs?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
so?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
weeeeeell
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
I prefer anything else
God:
You are not the only one. I like movies about robots.
Me:
terminator?
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they're destructive
God:
destructive are they.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
what's about time?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
please leave a message after the beep...
God:
Thank you for your request. Bye.
Me:
nuuuu!
God:
In the context of about time, I don't understand " nuuuu." .
Me:
how about recovering lost time?
God:
How about it.
Me:
or freezing it
God:
"it" being recovering lost time?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
time is on my side.... I know that's from some old song, but which?
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. Who told you that?
Me:
some random person.
God:
Some may random person, but not all.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
amusing it is
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
hedgehogs
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so, yua like sonic the hedgehog, or shadow?
God:
Yikes! What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
sleep... eat... play video games...
God:
Do I look like it? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
arrr
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EAT. But I did not get that.
Me:
that's pirate
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
lol
God:

Hello! The Theatre has been in production since late December, but now we need some more actors to complete the staff. If you think you can stick with us, we'd be glad to have you : ) We've just a few more kinks to iron out.

Thanks to all of the TEF Theatre supporters! We couldn't have gotten this far without you : ) We can only hope future help will bring us to the finish line on this project.


~~The play currently underway~~~

The play to be performed is: Tale of Tales Fairy Tales: Little Red Riding Hood

The script: http://www.mediafire.com/?mmnmnyvmjcm

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VOLOUNTEERING ACTORS: #actors needed: 5
Seed...............Woodcutter
Ephra........................Wolf
CelticMystress..............Red's mom
Meadows.........................Red

Open!.................Red's Grandma
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VOLOUNTEERING UNDERSTUDIES: needed, if an actor can't make it to showing
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OTHER OFFICERS:
director of play- Kiwizoom
director of costumes-Noortiss

The old thread: http://endlessforest.org/community/tef-theatre

Download the script to see if you are interested : )

Here are the missing character's spelldata:
Mother- http://rapidshare.com/files/176176666/SpellData.cgr.html
Grandmother- http://rapidshare.com/files/176176668/SpellData.cgr.html
Red is a fawn with red flowers.

Seed has taken the role of Woodcutter, and Ephra the role of wolf. They also both help keep this idea running! Noortiss has also graciously offered to make all the costumes. My job is to lead audience from one stage area to another.

This play is still open to suggestion and helpful comments ^^

Favorite place: The bridge at the pond
Favorite flower: Water lillies
Infatuation: No one yet
Gender: Female - Antler Doe
Name: Nimbreth (elven meaning for Birch)
Nickname: Nim or Kura (Her mothers name before she became seperated)
Personality: Often feels alone, but once known, it delightful, happy, playful and loving.
Siblings: None but will consider other deer who may get close to her soul sisters, or soul brothers.
Favorite past time: Walking the forest, seeing who is around and what's happening.
Title: none yet
Favorite Foods: Purple flower petals and small mushrooms.
Family: none here

History:
Many nights had passed since the sun set on that frightful evening.
Nimbreth, as a young fawn ventured away from her beloved mother. She hadn't planned to go far, she only wanted to play with a lightning bug that has made it's way into their brambled home. Winking in and out of sight, the bright and tiny creature had given much more to the chase than simply dissappearing down a rabbit hole, or sent chittering up a tree. Such foul language squirrels had. "City talk" her mother had called it. The venture had spent the night quickly and Nimbreth found herself far and away of her mothers protective shadow. Bleating till her throat was raw and painfilled she wandered again 'till nightfall. Collapsing among stone ruins her stolen heart was only appeased by the absence of her conciousness. She dreamed not this night but slept in sheer exhaustion.
As dawn broke through the filtering trees, the cold stone brought forth the reality of her plight before she had even opened her amber eyes. She was alone. Bellows and howls, and calls of other deer she knew nothing of filled the distance. She listened intently for a long time to realise that none of those promising voices belonged to Kura, her mother.

Name : Patronum
Nickname : Eeeerrr...
Gender : doe
Age : 0 years old
Color : Powder blue
Favorite place : The birch forest

Pictogram : Coming soon!

How to remember : Coming soon!

Mate : Don't have
Family :
Brother=Expecto

Appearance :
With a normal weather :
-red flowers
-Devout pelt
-Beluga mask
With other weather :
-doe antlers
-Devout pelt
-Real deer mask

Personality :
-Usualy appear in foggy, rainy and snow weather
-Want to protect everybody
-Don't play much

Understanding her :
Scratch the ground+Nod=Stay here please, be right back
Scratch the ground=Can you follow me please?
Scratch the ground+Nod+confused=Can you use this spell on me?
Sad+Respect=Sorry, I have to go now
Confused+Respect=Hi there!

Photos comes later!

My not so little anymore Jack Sparrow has grown up! :D His set is beluga pelt, zombie antlers and scull mask! I will fix him a bio later on!