Yup, another. It's natural now to talk to the bot before going to bed. You can have your funny chat with him
here.
Same thing as last time. Some language for lulz. This one is different than my others since I became random to see what he would say.
Enjoy~
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Me:
Hello....
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm your child?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Wait, are you my father?
God:
I'm waiting. No.
Me:
My mother?
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Are you my mommy?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
Kinky.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
So, what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Positive?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I would do a search for it.
Me:
No need.
God:
Did I misunderstand your meaning? Are we still talking about Kinky?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic.
Me:
That's because it is.
God:
That makes sense to me. " Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic."? is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you like soda?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I don't. I'd rather read than sit in a pew which eventually causes my butt to go numb.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Why even ask if I mind?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
30 minutes.
God:
Ok, a half hour.
Me:
Well, look at you Mr. Smarty Pants.
God:
Interesting. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
You have eyes?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What makes you think I said it?
God: