YES. JUST YES.

ROFL OH GOD.

YOU WIN SO MUCH

Lol, "Playstag"? FFFFFlol XD This is amazeballs.

Walter is shocked and appaled to see that his son has to resort to video dating.




This was his face.

Mmm, oui...I have never done zees before...but you are too cute cherie, I could not resist!

I must confess, I find your physique...fascinante! J'adore stags with meat on zeir bones compared to those scrawny things running about! As I'm sure you can see, je ne suis pas petite! I like a stag who can handle a big girl like myself.

I have ze curves you want big boy, more than you can handle! Simplement, j'adore the pond, she is tres beautiful, non? The light, it glistens off your impressive...antlers, shining red like ze sun when it sets for the night! Tres beau cherie, tres beau...

Ah, but perhaps you are not looking for a female that is so...mature. Let me assure you cherie, it is not age that lines these eyes, but experience!

I would love to be that doe for you, a big impressive stag like yourself should have a girl who can handle you!"

/Oh Quad, you've gone and attracted yourself a big fat moose xD Watch out! >D

Pfffffff.......to Playstag and tef magazine ; Epic
And to what Trigger said !!!

XDDDDDD!!! Most of what I wrote was just jokes from that video, but uhh...here we go. Quad and I find a video in our mailbox:


Quad: "Oh I got a response!"

Me: "Looks like you're a lucky stag, Quad. Come on, let's watch it."

Quad: "I'm really nervous, haha..."

We pop the tape in and watch the response





Quad: "Oh deer! I mean oh moose!!"

Me: "She seems like your type. What do you think?"

Quad: "...well, she may not be quite the same as Mazey was ((OOC: After all, Mazey WAS a fawn when Quad met her, so she certainly was younger than him. Having an older doe will be quite a different experience)) but maybe she's the right doe for me."

Quad nervously writes her a letter:

"Deer Mama -

Thank you for your response and interest! I am very happy to hear from you, and it looks like we have a good bit in common! What would you think about a date sometime? I'll treat you to that candlelight bath in the pond, with pinecone and mushroom hors d'oeuvres and blueberry wine. It would be my pleasure! *nodnodnod* ((OOC: Yes, he would really write *nodnodnod* in a letter))

I really look forward to meeting you! *nuzzles*

- Quad "

He puts the letter in the mail, his body tingling with excitement. At long last, he no longer feels the loneliness he has had for months now.

LOL yeah, Quad may be Walter's adoptive son but they sure have their differences. Quad looks to find true love where Walter...how can I say this correctly...Walter makes babies with anyone and everyone.

It's pretty amazing how they can be complete opposites and still love one another as father and son, anyway.


Also an update:

Quad: *spaz attack* "Did the mail come? Did she write back yet?"

Me: "...Quad your letter is still sitting in the mailbox. The mailman hasn't even come yet. Relax!"

Quad: *deep breath* "I just am so excited, I can't help myself!" *nervous fart*

Me: *gags* "Sigh...lemme get the Febreze..."


Needless to say he's not going to get any sleep tonight, it's just like Christmas Eve for him XD!!

I couldn't resist. yay double post! XD



Um...heehee. Privet, um my name is Stali. I, uh...I'm a bit nervous, forgive me, hehe.

Aren't you lovely? Heehee...*blush* You are quite handsome, I simply adore those big, strong antlers of yours. I can see why females could fall head over hocks for you, darling. Hehe, your pelt reminds me of the pond at nighttime, a deep blue with that so contrasting, beautiful white of the moon.

We seem to have quite a size difference, darling, but I think that's okay! That just means I'm portable and...fun sized! Believe me, I'm a pushover for jokes and fun and tickling. Oh, I said that, didn't I? Heehee.

I can offer you a pillow at nighttime when you get to sleep after fighting that...infectious stoat? A stoat who may get a piece of my mind.

I would love to be the doe you choose...you're really something special, dear.

- - - - -

name : Stali
code : lilblue
home : The Endless Forest
religion : Agnostic, tolerates any and all religions. :3
species : Mule Deer X TEF Deer
occupation : Nurse
age : 24
height : 2.5 ft
weight : 132 lbs
fav. sleeping spot : The Blue Bowl
times mated : 0
no. of children : N/A
interests : the pond, fawns, YOU. ;D

My GAWD, this is so epic, why don't I have any does?! XD *feels VERY tempted to make one now...*

Redd: B-best of luck to you, Q-Q-Quad! Eh, I-I'd love to hear how it a-all turns out! *friendly smile*

Wai double-post, tEFc? D:

*stares Ma down from across the forest*
<.<
>.>

>.<

o.o

Gah, Quad, I went ahead and designed a doe and everything, just because you inspired me XD;;

LOL Chickenwhite, I can't wait to see what you came up with for your doe X3


And now for the continuation...

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The following morning, the mail arrives.

Quad: "Ooh what did I get? Did anything come?"

Me: "Hold on! Hold on! Lemme look...bleh, credit card applications...oh, here's something with your name on it."

Quad: *overexcited fart* "Eeee!!"

Quad finds a letter and a video. He opens the letter first, and reads Ma's response. He also finds the lily.

Quad: "Sushi? But isn't that fish? I don't really eat other animals...oh well, maybe it'll be something interesting."

He then pops in the video and sees Stali's response.

Quad: "Oh! Another doe responded! She seems really nice too! Geez, now I have a really tough decision to make..."

Me: "Hang on, why don't you take them both on a date and see who you like the best?"

Quad: "...yeah, sure. That'll work."

Quad eagerly writes the responses:

"Deer Stali -

Thank you for your interest! You seem like a lovely doe yourself! And yeah, I've been having to deal with Iugulare, the stoat, for a while now. She has some sick fascination with me.

Anyway, how about a date sometime? You name the place

*nuzzles - Quad "


He then writes the response to Ma:

"Deer Mama -

Sushi sounds...interesting. I guess it can't hurt to try it, haha! And thank you for the lily, it is very lovely! I put something in this letter for you too.

So when would you like to meet? I really can't wait!

*nuzzles* Hope to hear from you soon!

- Quad "

He puts a blueberry jellybean with the letter and seals it. The following day he sends the two letters off, and eagerly waits for their response.

((Now hopefully it won't happen where the two dates are at the same time or anything. That would be very, very awkward for Quad, and a nervous Quad = excessive gas.))

X3!!! Quad'll give her a response soon, but I was not expecting a character like this. He may be a little more nervous that usual when he responds.

Also I did want to say please take all the time you need for responses/updates/whatever. I understand that real life can be a pain sometimes, so no worries about that.

I honestly have no idea how this will all play out. I, as well as Quad, genuinely don't know who to pick.

XD I just realized when I said that, I didn't address it to you, Trigger, and Ryff like I intended. So anyway also to Trigger and Ryff, take all the time you need for responses and such.

You know what, Chickenwhite, I have an idea for you. Valentine may not be the right doe for Quad, but I have another stag in mind that she might really like instead, although I saw she's really looking for someone alive, right? Just a thought

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Quad gets another video in the mail.

Quad: "Oh another? Wow, I can't wait to see who this is from!"

Me: "Come on, let's watch it then."

He pops the video in and watches Valentine's tape.

Quad: "...oh wow..."

Me: "Well she certainly is different. What do you think?"

Quad: "To be honest, I'm a little terrified."

Me: "Oh Quad, there's nothing to worry about. I mean it could be worse. It could have been Iugulare that sent the tape, you know."

Quad: "Yeah...yeah you're right. Okay, I'll send her a letter then."

He writes the letter:

"Deer Valentine -

Thank you for your response! I'm glad to find someone else who likes sleeping at the Ruins, although I always hate it when other deer are standing on my pillar and getting dirt on it. Blegh...

Anyway, you sound like a very nice doe. I'm glad to know I'm not the only smelly deer in the Forest...wait, that sounds rude. Sorry.

You sound very romantic, like you enjoy the little details in life. That is nice, because not everyone takes the time to do so.

Also yeah...my enemies can be a pain in the rump to deal with sometime. I really wouldn't want anything to happen to you, though - they prefer to eat other deer whole instead of just kill them. I don't know how they've got the heart to do such terrible things, but oh well...

I look forward to seeing you sometime. Let me know if you'd like a date.

- Quad "


Quad also writes a letter to his brother, Trunks:

"Hey Trunks -

I think I might have found a doe for you. She seems like your type. Next time we meet I'll tell you about her.

- Quad "

He seals the letters and puts them in the mailbox.

Good point there, Quad! >w< She's a hopeless romantic, though, pulse is optional as long as the heart "beats" for love TwT She'll take anyone she falls in love with, which is... everyone TwT;;

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Sifting through the mail hurriedly, Valentine receives the letter a day later.

Reading through it, she giggles and blushes as she finishes, sitting down to scribble a reply... quite a feat, with no hands.

"Dear Quad

I'm always up for a meeting, you sound like such a nice guy! I promise I'll be less nervous than in my video, I'm usually more collected than that...

I always hate it when other deer muscle in on my sleeping-place as well, eslecially when they think I'm dead and try to bury me! I can't help being a heavy sleeper... Luckily, my brother always manages to wake me up in time, he's such a fuss-bucket that way.

And your enemies really eat their victims whole?! That sounds barbaric! And hard to digest too, I mean, everything? Not to mention those poor things, it must be horrible!... For the victims, that is...

You don't have to fear for me, though, I can take care of myself~ I've held my own against an entire village once, that was fun! Then again, that wasn't infectious stoats... Oh, anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I doubt I'll be an easy dish to swallow.

Anyway, if you want to meet up some time, name the date and time? I'll be waiting for you, big boy~

Your Valentine."

Giggling, she presses her lips against the envelope and seals it with a kiss, posting it immediately, anxious and excited, hearts in her eyes.

Emerging from the pond one lazy evening, the blue doe is caught off-guard by the mail dove.

She reads the letter, and begins her response.

"Dearest Quad,

You're so sweet! I don't know why anyone would want to pick on you like Iugulare. I wonder who peed in her blueberries, hehehe.

A date sounds lovely. How about the Old Oak? Any time is good for me, darling.

xoxox Stali"

She seals the letter and puts a hoofprint stamp on it for extra measure, then hands it off to the dove.

Quad receives another video, and watches Cay Lynn's short tape. He responds:

"Deer Cay Lynn -

Thank you for the response...did you forget to hit the 'record' button? Haha!

Anyway, glad to hear from you. Let me know if you'd like to try a date sometime. I'd love to meet you!

- Quad "

He then responds to Valentine:

"Deer Valentine -

Yes, sadly Iugulare and her two allies, Anirapio and Nekumbra, eat others whole. I've been eaten by Iugulare before...very, very painful...but you don't need to know about all of that. Iugulare eats everything, where the other two usually only suck out blood and muscle and spit out what's left.

That sounds really interesting that you went up against an entire village. I'd like to hear more about that.

Anyway, how about we meet later in the week at the Pond, around 5:00 PM or so? I'm there every afternoon.

*nuzzles*

- Quad "

Lastly, he responds to Stali:

"Deer Stali -

Iugulare and I go way back apparently. It's complicated, but she's an alien who wants to take over the world and the Twin Gods chose me to defend everyone against her. So needless to say she does not like me one bit...except when she's hurting me, that's kind of different.

But enough about that, I'd love to meet you at the Old Oak, maybe at 1:00 PM in a few days?

*nuzzles*

- Quad "

He seals the letters and sends them off.

(Notes - I'd like to write out the dates on here instead of our deer physically meeting if that's okay. I'll make a topic for each date and will link it to here so you can find it easily.)

this is amazing. xDDD

OMFG WHY HAVEN'T I PAID ATTENTION TO THIS? /and dead

SKDJFHDJKFHJDFHlmfao Im dying, here. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

oh oh oh oh oh oh SNAP!

I shall stalk this right now!

*get's a chair and watches*

Quad, these songs remind me of you (Just in this topic): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsE2d_npAc4 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLDu93gNxyc&feature=related
XD

Ahaha this is so cute. <3

I laughed until I cried! This is so adorable and funny!

also sorry i saw this now. I was searching video and found it.