you better fear me dear ~~::{{JESSIKA}}::~~ for i am DEATH.
November 5, 2012 - 1:43am — swaggeronFIRE
WARNING!! BIO CONTAINS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL
Info
Name: Jessika (x)
Title: "The Reaper"
Nicknames: Jessie, Jess, badass, stud, sexy, ect
Species: 5% dire wolf, 20% moose, 25% demon, 1% japanese, 2% russian, 47% swag
Sex: Male, BULL
Size: BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU BETCHES.
Voice: Darth Vader
Orientation: 100% homosexual. SORRY LADIES, Y'ALL ARE FEKKING DISGUSTING.
Diet: Carni*vore*. Primarily CANNIBALISTIC. Niggas better watch out.
Mate: None. But looking. Preferably a mini buck
Facts
• Will kill ANYONE who makes fun of him for his name
• Pure evil to the mother fawkin' core
• Does not have a face underneath the skull, the skull is his god damn face
• He hates children
• But he'd like to start a family with his gay mate (mpreg anyone>?>??)
• His territory is the entire first forest, anyone who dares to step on his turf will be executed
• Roars like Godzilla
• Hates deer who copies his set!!
• Hates women. Not afraid to punch them square in the face
• Likes sausages
• And noodles
• Takes pleasure in others' pain! Harasses deer all the time and doesn't care who knows
• Enjoys long quiet walks on the beach
• Very good at rapping. Drop him a beat and SEE WUT HAPPENS. I DARE YOU.
FIGHTING!!
This bull is one bad ass mother fucka. Not only is he SUPER STRONG (probably the strongest creature in the forest) but he is really fast too. Like, almost as fast as the Flash. Since no other deer stands a chance against this SUPPERIOROR demon, everyone should bow down in his presence so he doesn't straight up pop yo wimpy ass.
For some reason, maybe due to his demon ancestry, he can't feel pain. This is very convenient. His bones also can't break and he doesn't bleed at all. Like seriously, don't even plan to fight him because you're going to lose. aLL the time. LIKE REALLY even if the whole forest was against him he'd murder each and every one of you.
Heck Orin would have a time with this big guy though the would freak out if he did find out he was preg. I guess if no one has caught his attention I can have Orin head over to check well look up at him.
I guess as long as he's able to run around and have some sort of freedom he might be able to get used to such a relationship.
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If you want to role play just ask.
Siggy by WolfSpirit42
Okay, I’m sorry this took me so long, I hope it’s not too late to be Jessika’s mate. I worked really hard on this, it’s probably going to be my new main character, I’m really proud of his design. Name: Uke Gender: Male Species: 10% Sika Deer, 50% Anime Cartoon, 10% Pikachu, 15% Kitsune, 9% Angel, 6% Lesbian Size: TINY Diet: Flowers Orientation: Homosexual
Still wears the shackles from his past life as a sex slave.
Mute. Only word he can say is “Desu.”
Scars from his past mates. They were really mean to him.
Looking for someone new to be mean to him.
Has lots of mental disorders, I’ll list them all later but they are all really cool you can bet.
Sweet, affectionate and a liar.
Totally up for mPreg.
Twilight is his favorite movie.
Ass spontaneously combusts in flames. (That’s how his past mates died.)
yeah do you even know spongebob or animal jam game? i can rip you blood out and your heart because im pikachu and i can shock you with my tail! i got a belt that can change me to any cartoon character and i can change into pinkie pie and kill you to make CUPCAKES! like pinkie pie killed rainbow dash on that video pinkie pie: CUPCAKES! so i can kill you and i can change into nightfury toothless the dragon dragons can kill deer! AND I like dragons more then deers i like dragons they are my most favorite animal!
you should see my profile . Just go to my account and read my blog : Meet Luna Nightmare,.. Shes very compitive deer > maybe we can have a 1 on 1 to see whos more fierce. it took me years to come up with the ulitimate superior stag. Grrr.. its on.
Please tell me this is still a troll creature and not to be taken seriously or used as a basis for other characters. While I wouldn't have a problem with it if it were real, the attitude in the OP, especially the basics and fight section, suggests joking. Plus, the inclusion of people who usually speak out against characters with traits like these also suggests joking.
Just had to get it out there. Even if it is a trolldeer, being a joke does not make it okay to include sensitive material. Those of you who throw hissy fits about real characters being like this, why be hypocrites and deem it okay for this?
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You have all the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.
@mrawry
Yeah. It's a joke.
Although I have to agree with the second part: the language here is quite foul and out of the ordinary. I hope no younger or more impressionable people here decided to emulate that (no disrespect meant to the OP!).
Sometimes we all need to step back and take a few moments to laugh and not take things too seriously.
Alright then. I understand.
Lol, funny picture, Mis. Though, it would help if someone actually pointed out what the point was of a blog like this. >.>
Besides, what I meant was, if you have standards, stick to them, please. Don't fix them to fit what you deem worthy.
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You have all the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.
TRACKK!!!1!!!! FIRST!!!!!1!
DUDE! THE PERFECT MATE FOR MA
THE PERFECT MATE FOR MA JHOEY EVILGUY!!!111!!
THEY SHOULD LIK NOW HAVE A FAWN!
No, Jackstrauss, I have first
This is so beautiful. ;_;
BAHAHA, any chance it's going
so haawt, so sexyy
GIVE ME ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE
GIVE ME ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE GOT
BITCH
YER A BITCH BECAUSE YER NERM ERS JERRSERKER
brb going to go die laughing
OMAGGAWD TRACK. for the lulz
for the lulz
HE WAS SJUST SO AWSUM I HAD
HE WAS SJUST SO AWSUM I HAD TO MAD E HIM SOME FANART!!!!111111!!
also this is copryright too me! 11!! ! joust dont steel k??/?//?
/cringe
I just had a happy.
guise, GUISE. There is enough
w0lfclaw: bro. BRO. THAT'S AMAZING THANX SO MUCH. the quality is fanominal it is going right on his bio
-worships-
Glorious.
Quote:• Hates women. Not
That made me nearly choke on my food.
*Shows up late* Heck Orin
Heck Orin would have a time with this big guy though the would freak out if he did find out he was preg. I guess if no one has caught his attention I can have Orin head over to check well look up at him.
I guess as long as he's able to run around and have some sort of freedom he might be able to get used to such a relationship.
Siggy by WolfSpirit42
im scared
You scared me there for a
You scared me there for a second... Not entirely sure what tipped me off to the joke though, might have been the 47% swag part... XD*cough* I mean, HARD COOOOORE!!!111!!!!0101!!!one!!!
fanart
fanart
never you mind, death professor
love is life, my love is better
Right. Welcome to the TEFc,
Welcome to the TEFc, where people spend their time making fun of fads.
Enjoy your stay.
...I'm sorry I just couldn't let this sit here. Apologies for the bump, though.
SABLE, dude, u captureed him
Thanks wethound! =)
Hey you want to do an role
Siggy by WolfSpirit42
hmmmmm i dont know.
Okay, well if you ever do
Siggy by WolfSpirit42
Okay, I’m sorry this took me
Name: Uke
Gender: Male
Species: 10% Sika Deer, 50% Anime Cartoon, 10% Pikachu, 15% Kitsune, 9% Angel, 6% Lesbian
Size: TINY
Diet: Flowers
Orientation: Homosexual
Still wears the shackles from his past life as a sex slave.
Mute. Only word he can say is “Desu.”
Scars from his past mates. They were really mean to him.
Looking for someone new to be mean to him.
Has lots of mental disorders, I’ll list them all later but they are all really cool you can bet.
Sweet, affectionate and a liar.
Totally up for mPreg.
Twilight is his favorite movie.
Ass spontaneously combusts in flames. (That’s how his past mates died.)
Sight, I'm dying. My lungs.
*laughing so hard I break out
Siggy by WolfSpirit42
''Ass spontaneously combusts
oh my
omg. sight. sight. wat r u
sight.
wat r u doin.
SIGHT.
STAHP.
STAAHP.
For a brief second, I thought
Come here, let me love you. Parody characters for the win.
yeah do you even know
don't say bitch your'l get
What. The. Hell was that spam
Oh my gosh SIGHTLADYHOUND he
Chillilibra, pokemon is gay
Cheli... wtf? I... I... no
you should see my profile .
misscheeese, jessika is
still i want to kill jessika
what does WTF mean anyway?
Ok, Jessika is a boy,
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(No subject)
Please tell me this is still
Just had to get it out there. Even if it is a trolldeer, being a joke does not make it okay to include sensitive material. Those of you who throw hissy fits about real characters being like this, why be hypocrites and deem it okay for this?
Cyda: gimme dat corn already
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@mrawry Yeah. It's a
Yeah. It's a joke.
Although I have to agree with the second part: the language here is quite foul and out of the ordinary. I hope no younger or more impressionable people here decided to emulate that (no disrespect meant to the OP!).
Sometimes we all need to step back and take a few moments to laugh and not take things too seriously.
Alright then. I
Lol, funny picture, Mis. Though, it would help if someone actually pointed out what the point was of a blog like this. >.>
Besides, what I meant was, if you have standards, stick to them, please. Don't fix them to fit what you deem worthy.
I think that Fish here
But, why such a disrespectful
._.
Sorry, Swagger. I'll take my