you better fear me dear ~~::{{JESSIKA}}::~~ for i am DEATH.





WARNING!! BIO CONTAINS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL


Info

Name: Jessika (x)
Title: "The Reaper"
Nicknames: Jessie, Jess, badass, stud, sexy, ect
Species: 5% dire wolf, 20% moose, 25% demon, 1% japanese, 2% russian, 47% swag
Sex: Male, BULL
Size: BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU BETCHES.
Voice: Darth Vader
Orientation: 100% homosexual. SORRY LADIES, Y'ALL ARE FEKKING DISGUSTING.
Diet: Carni*vore*. Primarily CANNIBALISTIC. Niggas better watch out.
Mate: None. But looking. Preferably a mini buck

Facts

• Will kill ANYONE who makes fun of him for his name
• Pure evil to the mother fawkin' core
• Does not have a face underneath the skull, the skull is his god damn face
• He hates children
• But he'd like to start a family with his gay mate (mpreg anyone>?>??)
• His territory is the entire first forest, anyone who dares to step on his turf will be executed
• Roars like Godzilla
• Hates deer who copies his set!!
• Hates women. Not afraid to punch them square in the face
• Likes sausages
• And noodles
• Takes pleasure in others' pain! Harasses deer all the time and doesn't care who knows
• Enjoys long quiet walks on the beach
• Very good at rapping. Drop him a beat and SEE WUT HAPPENS. I DARE YOU.

FIGHTING!!

This bull is one bad ass mother fucka. Not only is he SUPER STRONG (probably the strongest creature in the forest) but he is really fast too. Like, almost as fast as the Flash. Since no other deer stands a chance against this SUPPERIOROR demon, everyone should bow down in his presence so he doesn't straight up pop yo wimpy ass.

For some reason, maybe due to his demon ancestry, he can't feel pain. This is very convenient. His bones also can't break and he doesn't bleed at all. Like seriously, don't even plan to fight him because you're going to lose. aLL the time. LIKE REALLY even if the whole forest was against him he'd murder each and every one of you.

Art

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thank you

thank you
OkamiLugia's picture

BACK AWF MY TINY SKULL

BACK AWF MY TINY SKULL WOLF/SLOTH/ROCK HYBRID CAN DESTROY TIME WE'RE GONNA KIL YEW

Did people read "this blog contains offensive material"? |D
misschevious's picture

Excuse me get my name right

Excuse me get my name right or learn to spell pfft idcaf what your deer can do. i was making a fruggin suggestion. Calm yourself bro. Hate to exstingush that fire on your toes. Did you even know your toes are on fire? No wonder i smelled some thing stink here.
CydaLuva83's picture

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misschevious's picture

LOL.. Some tough guy

LOL.. Some tough guy
OkamiLugia's picture

no u havb to delet ur char

no u havb to delet ur char rite now cause i am the only one jessika cant exist

misschevious's picture

Lol i'd rather have one

Lol i'd rather have one character who "thinks" Their all that. Jessika is just.... Over the top obsessed with being the "Superior'' Character. So i agree. deleting time is an option you can not refuse.. Jessika AKa " Badass deer" *troll face*
wake's picture

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misschevious - Your

misschevious -

Your stupidity is utterly appalling. Jessika is a parody character. He's not to be taken seriously.

You're the only person that obviously has not realized this. 8D

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misschevious's picture

He called me misscheese i

He called me misscheese i have no problem with him being a parody character. But when he goes as far as NOT to respectfully say my username correctly despite the fact the way he profiled himself as a superior badass deer who is f@#$% unbeatable That's where i cross the line. Excuse me this bullsh@t is too much right now and i' ve got work.
CydaLuva83's picture

Respectfully? Miss cheese,

Respectfully?

Miss cheese, you haven't done anything to earn respect.
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Apoidea's picture

@ misschevious Enough. You

@ misschevious


Enough. You obviously can't take a joke of this caliber. Really, stop digging yourself a hole.

Go work, then. Stay off the

Go work, then. Stay off the internet while you're at it.

You spelled 'mischievous' wrong too in your username. 'Misscheese' is a better name for you anyways. Take it with pride.
Carry's picture

I love this character, ether

I love this character, ether way. 8D
His love for walks on the beach sells him for me.

indeed.
OkamiLugia's picture

hey jessika i got somethin to

hey jessika i got somethin to say to you better pay attention yo

OMG, just let me say I LOVE

OMG, just let me say I LOVE Wake's gif! Damn hilarious!

Okami that pic is hilarious!

Okami that pic is hilarious!
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OMG ur totes copying my char

OMG ur totes copying my char sosain.
thelittleraven's picture

-chokes-

-chokes-
OrinocoFlow's picture

-dies-

-dies-
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis
cheli.ibarra's picture

So doesn't care if is pikachu

So doesn't care if is pikachu or deer idiot
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this made me cry and so did

this made me cry

and so did the comments

@Spine 'Tis the place of

@Spine

'Tis the place of hilarity and arguments, a fine line between the two indeed.
MOVED TO TEF ACCOUNT "AMETAT"

cheli.ibarra i have no idea

cheli.ibarra i have no idea what you just said
Siris

I was amused by the blog, but

I was amused by the blog, but the majority of the comments have me dying hahaa

oh my GOD Sight & Okami I'm

oh my GOD Sight & Okami I'm going to die. ROFL!

Xemi's picture

SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER how

SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER

how did I miss this gem

Trackin all up on dis shit
thelittleraven's picture

Part of me is REALLY amused

Part of me is REALLY amused at the comments holy shit my chest hurts from laughing -dies-
And then the other half of me is really sad because I don't understand how this can be taken seriously for a second, and the people getting butthurt...

But no seriously this is great and I love it.
cheli.ibarra's picture

BLAH BLEH BLOO BLAH

BLAH BLEH BLOO BLAH E3OIDCEODJNDPOIDJOJDENDI;JIODOJEDEPOJDE -TROLL- YOU MAD BRO?
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Mjrn's picture

brb sobbing

brb sobbing
Account previously Mjrn, returned to Veedeer.

/shrieks with laughter

/shrieks with laughter