you better fear me dear ~~::{{JESSIKA}}::~~ for i am DEATH.
November 5, 2012 - 1:43am — swaggeronFIRE
WARNING!! BIO CONTAINS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL
Info
Name: Jessika (x)
Title: "The Reaper"
Nicknames: Jessie, Jess, badass, stud, sexy, ect
Species: 5% dire wolf, 20% moose, 25% demon, 1% japanese, 2% russian, 47% swag
Sex: Male, BULL
Size: BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU BETCHES.
Voice: Darth Vader
Orientation: 100% homosexual. SORRY LADIES, Y'ALL ARE FEKKING DISGUSTING.
Diet: Carni*vore*. Primarily CANNIBALISTIC. Niggas better watch out.
Mate: None. But looking. Preferably a mini buck
Facts
• Will kill ANYONE who makes fun of him for his name
• Pure evil to the mother fawkin' core
• Does not have a face underneath the skull, the skull is his god damn face
• He hates children
• But he'd like to start a family with his gay mate (mpreg anyone>?>??)
• His territory is the entire first forest, anyone who dares to step on his turf will be executed
• Roars like Godzilla
• Hates deer who copies his set!!
• Hates women. Not afraid to punch them square in the face
• Likes sausages
• And noodles
• Takes pleasure in others' pain! Harasses deer all the time and doesn't care who knows
• Enjoys long quiet walks on the beach
• Very good at rapping. Drop him a beat and SEE WUT HAPPENS. I DARE YOU.
FIGHTING!!
This bull is one bad ass mother fucka. Not only is he SUPER STRONG (probably the strongest creature in the forest) but he is really fast too. Like, almost as fast as the Flash. Since no other deer stands a chance against this SUPPERIOROR demon, everyone should bow down in his presence so he doesn't straight up pop yo wimpy ass.
For some reason, maybe due to his demon ancestry, he can't feel pain. This is very convenient. His bones also can't break and he doesn't bleed at all. Like seriously, don't even plan to fight him because you're going to lose. aLL the time. LIKE REALLY even if the whole forest was against him he'd murder each and every one of you.
Excuse me get my name right or learn to spell pfft idcaf what your deer can do. i was making a fruggin suggestion. Calm yourself bro. Hate to exstingush that fire on your toes. Did you even know your toes are on fire? No wonder i smelled some thing stink here.
Lol i'd rather have one character who "thinks" Their all that. Jessika is just.... Over the top obsessed with being the "Superior'' Character. So i agree. deleting time is an option you can not refuse.. Jessika AKa " Badass deer" *troll face*
He called me misscheese i have no problem with him being a parody character. But when he goes as far as NOT to respectfully say my username correctly despite the fact the way he profiled himself as a superior badass deer who is f@#$% unbeatable That's where i cross the line. Excuse me this bullsh@t is too much right now and i' ve got work.
Part of me is REALLY amused at the comments holy shit my chest hurts from laughing -dies-
And then the other half of me is really sad because I don't understand how this can be taken seriously for a second, and the people getting butthurt...
thank you
BACK AWF MY TINY SKULL
Did people read "this blog contains offensive material"? |D
Excuse me get my name right
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LOL.. Some tough guy
no u havb to delet ur char
Lol i'd rather have one
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misschevious - Your
Your stupidity is utterly appalling. Jessika is a parody character. He's not to be taken seriously.
You're the only person that obviously has not realized this. 8D
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He called me misscheese i
Respectfully? Miss cheese,
Miss cheese, you haven't done anything to earn respect.
@ misschevious Enough. You
Enough. You obviously can't take a joke of this caliber. Really, stop digging yourself a hole.
Go work, then. Stay off the
You spelled 'mischievous' wrong too in your username. 'Misscheese' is a better name for you anyways. Take it with pride.
I love this character, ether
His love for walks on the beach sells him for me.
indeed.
hey jessika i got somethin to
OMG, just let me say I LOVE
Okami that pic is hilarious!
OMG ur totes copying my char
-chokes-
-dies-
~ C.S. Lewis
So doesn't care if is pikachu
this made me cry and so did
and so did the comments
@Spine 'Tis the place of
'Tis the place of hilarity and arguments, a fine line between the two indeed.
cheli.ibarra i have no idea
I was amused by the blog, but
oh my GOD Sight & Okami I'm
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER how
how did I miss this gem
Trackin all up on dis shit
Part of me is REALLY amused
And then the other half of me is really sad because I don't understand how this can be taken seriously for a second, and the people getting butthurt...
But no seriously this is great and I love it.
BLAH BLEH BLOO BLAH
brb sobbing
/shrieks with laughter