Women who hate Men Who Hate Women

Chickenwhite's picture
Rant-vent-writing, will delete if it pisses off too many people.
Please don't take anything in this block of text seriously, it's pure opinion and if you disagree, it's more constructive to just hit that backspace-button and get outta here, 'cause you'll sooner see a concrete wall budge before me. Also, keep in mind that I'm Danish and therefore harbour a deep, in-bred hatred for all things Swedish. Well, not really, but still.

Okay, so you created a riveting murder-mystery with an edgy main-character dressed to kill and widely appeal to the more alternative mindsets among youngsters and oldies alike who tend to think punk isn’t quite dead yet, regardless of the many, many times its been beaten to the ground with a pointy stick.
True, she looks neat and is definitely a new take on the damsel in distress-role of ancient yore, effectively removing the “in distress”-part and arguably the “damsel”-part too, having the broad run around looking more spiky than a hedgehog on meth.
But this still doesn’t stop me from disliking everything about the Swedish angst-fest currently running wild on TV, fuelled by the rabid screams of fangirls, -boys and –mothers all over the globe.
Lisbeth Fi-what’erface might be an interesting and engaging character, but that doesn’t give everyone the right to rub her in my face at any given moment just because I used to own a slightly spiky collar which I’d sometimes use to scare the neighbours for cheap laughs.
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against that lovely Swedish thriller which has successfully scorched the book- and television-market for an excessive amount of time by now, I’m just incredibly tired of seeing it around every damn corner, waving alluringly at me in its black leather boots and Matrix-inspired matching coat, tempting me closer only to have me snap back to my mainstream-hating senses in the knick of time and tell it to stick it and sod off.
Alright, so shoot me for being biased, but when something as already dodgey-looking as a Swedish thriller which digs its cow-tipping claws eagerly into the less-than-mainstream mentalities and fashion-trends starts showing up everywhere, juggling its enlarged nads at me, I tend to pull the plug.
Especially if said nads seem to be gold-plated and diamond-studded due to nothing else than the excessive amounts of attention and money it’s been getting since its creation in that most unholy of lands.
All in all, I generally don’t care about Men Who Hate Women and whichever sequels it might have spawned, just keep it out of my face and I won’t be forced to club it to the ground in a frustrated hissy-fit of pent-up irritation and lack of interest.

Whoa, it's just a movie.

Whoa, it's just a movie. Exactly what made you hate it so much?
There's not much talk about it here in Norway btw, lol.
shamiya's picture

This was incredibly

This was incredibly interesting and gave me a good laugh. The way you describe things, LOL. I've personally never heard of this, so all I can say is your review is hilarious to me simply because of the way you've written it. This is my kind of humor.



Chickenwhite's picture

@Mini: People thinking

@Mini: People thinking they're entitled to rub it in my face every time they see it and me in the same vicinity, just because I have a weakness for the colour black TwT;;

@Shamiya: Thank you very much, I actually had quite a bit of fun writing it too! XD And if I get enough positive responses, I'm almost tempted to do more, simply because they're so entertaining >w< I gotta say, though, the entire style was heavily inspired by Zero Punctuation... If you don't know it, it's an online review-show hosted by a fast-talking Australian (or British) bloke, I think you'll enjoy it >w<

rofl I see. The movies are

rofl I see. The movies are good though Cool bahaha
Chickenwhite's picture

Meh, I only saw a bit of one

Meh, I only saw a bit of one with half an eye and it seemed to me to be as toned-down and stuck in greyscale as any other Scandinavian movie which isn't directed at kids at the moment... Seriously, what's with that trend?...

xDD I'm no fan of

xDD I'm no fan of Scandinavian movies, lol, but the Millenium-series is not the worst out there. Oh, have you seen Blinkende Lygter? I actually found that one really good.
Chickenwhite's picture

Pfft, okay, that's a good

Pfft, okay, that's a good example of a scandinavian movie I absolutely love XDD The humour is so... So very, very black and Danish XDD

I know! lol, I don't know

I know! lol, I don't know anyone else who's heard of it, though. But you're the first Dane I've asked, so yeah. xD that movie is brilliant.
Chickenwhite's picture

It's a freaking masterpiece

It's a freaking masterpiece TwT I especially love how shooting random animals becomes more or less a therapeutic thing to do for Bjarne TwT

I'm pretty sure his name is

I'm pretty sure his name is Arne... xD lol he's the most awesome guy in that movie, hahah. hey, I think I want to watch it again! ;o :'D
Chickenwhite's picture

Me too! D: I badly need to

Me too! D: I badly need to see it when I can't even remember the names of the characters.

rofl yes you do. xD and don't

rofl yes you do. xD and don't worry, I think BL is waaaay better than any Millenium-move :'D they suck compared to it, lol. They're still not bad though.
Chickenwhite's picture

True, I think the major issue

True, I think the major issue is just my standards being too high TwT;;
quadraptor's picture

Never heard of that before,

Never heard of that before, actually. But it sounds a lot like how people are shoving Twilight and it's sequels in our face here. I can understand what you mean, though. I'd be angry if I wore something and someone asked me if I liked some cliched emo/goth crap or asked me if I was an Edward Cullen fan or something. Blergh...

Still irritated that my best friend threatened to end our friendship because I refused to read Twilight...

Sorry, I know that's not much of a response.
Chickenwhite's picture

I think it's a good reply!

I think it's a good reply! Though it's not entirely fair to compare this to Twilight, as this is actually good literature, as I've heard, it's just ball-bustingly boring... And freaking everywhere T__T

Man... I pity you... I pity you a lot! No self-respecting human being, much less anyone male and not blatantly gay or 13 years old should be forced to chew through Twilight... Urgh, I feel dirty just writing that word now... T__T *huggle!*