Today...[Non-TEF]

Alecsander's picture
I heard a tornado siren.
But it was special.
Because it was the first thing I have heard in almost a month.


But that's not the reason I really posted.

STORY TIME!

It was a doctor's regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home and, aware of his habit, the bartender would always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 5:18 PM. One afternoon as the end of the work-day neared the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract but, thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, then exclaimed: "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri", to which the bartender replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

trigger_mortis's picture

*dies at the story* That...is

*dies at the story* That...is amazing.

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Amazon's picture

You have the best stories,

You have the best stories, haha. ♥

KittyCatKita's picture

GAHH you and your bad pun

GAHH you and your bad pun jokes XD <3

Awesome <3 I demand more!
WonderfullySarcastic's picture

This just brightened up my

This just brightened up my whole night :>
#1354
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Alecsander's picture

Kita there will always be

Kita there will always be more bad pun stories xD
Serenai's picture

Ah, I love your puns,

Ah, I love your puns, miss.

And I'm glad, about the sound. Perhaps I am too attached to my sounds, but I find a month without them sad. ♥
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Chickenwhite's picture

have you been temporarily

have you been temporarily deaf, or? O.o...
Alecsander's picture

Yes chicken. I was born

Yes chicken. I was born deaf and my residual hearing tends to weaken/strengthen at fairly random intervals.
Chickenwhite's picture

That sounds really tough O.ò

That sounds really tough O.ò