March 11, 2011 - 8:14pm — Rutilus
lawl rant ahead kthx
Allright so, I live with my 59-year-old grandmother (Gran), my twenty-year-old sister (Nikki), and my twenty-six-year-old uncle (William).
Gran leaves me alone unless she's whining at me to do something, pretty much. I don't mind this. I don't like being told to do things constantly but at the same time, she's my gran, it's her house, what she says goes, that kind of thing. I can deal with that - at least she lets me be alone.
Uncle W. leaves me alone pretty much all the time - which is also because he's a jobless lazy bastard that uses up all our electricity, is costing my Gran and Papa shitloads of money because of his car, somehow manages to buy takeaways every fucking night despite not having enough money for petrol and such, and doesn't answer the door or the phone unless it's for him.
Nikki is affectionate. I am also affectionate. She is clingy - I am clingy, but not towards her. She scares the shit out of me because she's manipulative, a liar, bossy, huge and very violent. I've been thrown at walls more than once. Don't get me wrong, I love her, and I'm glad she's protective of me - but she doesn't always accept that I am different from the rest of society. That, and she never leaves me alone. We have periods of time where she'll leave me be for a while, but then as soon as she wants me to do something, I have to do it or she'll just pester me.
That being said, here's the real problem.
My uncle Ian is moving in.
I love him to bits, seriously. He's hilarious - so there'll be two comedians in the house now, and we can bounce off of eachother. That's the good part.
The bad part is that he's getting my room and I don't know how long it'll be.
And that means I have to sleep in beside Nikki.
I do not enjoy the company of my family, usually. Well, Nikki, really. At all.
I like having privacy and the ability to get away from everyone - escape into my room.
How the fuck am I meant to do that now?
I can never sleep in her room. I have school. I also have exams coming up.
Fuck.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
Auuuugh.
Fuckdammit.
/rant
This soo blows the roof
I have available couches~
Hey Mick we need to go on a
Mission1---Kidnap Dannii
-shrugs- she wants on my
*sighs* true but wheres the
thanks guys ♥ God
God Mick please please please let me come stay in your house, I'll sleep under the bloody floorboards if I have to!
Hehehe. Yeah, I'll shove you
If you wanna talk, just come on MSN.
Pff, I don't mind being
Pff, I don't mind being suffocated by a carpet every once in a while.
That sounded much better in my head.
What a fabulous idea. I should probably try that sometime.
...i'm not even going to say
I'm dying of silent laughter
No, Mick, please, please
...-hands inhaler- caaalmPegacalmcalmcalm
....
carpets
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm carpets
WHO SAID CARPETS
WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD
WHY
ARE
YOU
SO
WEIRD
BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THIS WAY
That sucks... I too had to
Do you drive? Can you get away? Maybe you can stay over at someone's house? :/
Kate; ...WHAT A LOVELY IDEA.
Kate; ...WHAT A LOVELY IDEA. LET'S SPREAD IT LIKE vaseline.
Ravynn; It does suck, doesn't it? I don't drive, no; I'm only fifteen D: I don't think my gran would appreciate me wanting to stay elsewhere either; uncle Ian must have been kicked out of his own house by his wife, hence him staying here. Plus, I don't think anyone would take me in! xD
I would except for the fact
Hannah probably would love an
lockyouinherdungeonhave you stay with her.