July 11, 2013 - 9:27pm — Snoie
Okay so this is my first story, it's a little bad, this was made a looooong time ago.
Jona shoved his high-tech shovel into the black dirt, it has been five long months of work, working on a project that goes on forever till the employee found the most valuable mineral in the UNIVERSE. Jona Boreen thought it was worth it to work for the company, he agreed to the contract to keep digging until he found the specific mineral, and that includes the subject will basically dig his own grave, but great rewards if the object is found. So here is 36 year old Jona digging with his so called "Dirt Collector Shovel" till he dies of age or an unexpected death. The man put his shovel down and flicked a bead of sweat off his forehead. Looking up the ascending hole he dug, and put his hands on his hips, bursting out with a crazed laugh, "This is one great looking site we started on! Right Jingle?". A green parakeet flew to his outstretched arm while chirping loudly. "Anyways girl, its lunch time! Wha' do 'ya say?" Jona slurred, Jingle chirped in response as Jona stared trudging over to the side of a lit area. The man opened up a fridge, scooped up a container and opened it setting the object down on a small desk revealing crawling, wriggling, slithering insects. Jingle spread out her feathered wings, gliding over to the meal. "And for me, a little celebration for five whole months..." Jona snickered greedily, he reached into his fridge grasping a "Red Bull" package with unclean hands, then he put it on the ground, kicking it over to the desk, the package spun like crazy as it slid. He also grabbed some poutine, a bowl of nachos, and a can of cooked beans. Your probably wondering how our friend here, got all this luxury furniture and delightful foods belown -5678 ft below surface. Well, also on the contract, it states to give all digging employees to be given of what they wish, but there can only be a limited amount depending how wide they decide the hole to be.
