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Chickenwhite's picture

New World Order

While eating dinner with my family today, something suddenly hit me as the news blared one petty crime after the other at us.
The world would be such a better place if every human being was fitted with a microchip in their brain that could give them mild shocks or momentarily paralyse them if they ever broke the law, and a monitoring person to go with that, who spent their time watching all the different screens broadcasting from all the different chips. That way, no-one would be stealing anything, killing anyone, abusing anything, crime would be IMPOSSIBLE.
And then the second realization hit me...

I'm one death-ray away from evolving into a Bond-villain.

So yeah, needless to say, I very well comprehend the issues in such a near-apocalyptic scenario, but still...
No-one would be wronging each other.

Now gimme dat death-ray.
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Natali's Story Part 2

Natali awoke after dreaming of her parents...."Why did I wake up...??" She thought to herself. Then she opened her eyes and saw a deer sniffing her! Not just ANY deer too! It was her mother! She got up and tilted her head. Then she started attacking her! But after the a while Natali thought the her mother didn't look too familier... She then realized she just attacked a random deer! Natali apoligized and walked away. She was so busy thinking why would anyone just leave a newborn fawn when she came across the playground. This was her favorite place so she started to get ready to jump on the rocks when a thought hit her. The triangle of stumps! Well the Deermude Triangle or whatever it's called. She heard somewhere of it so she started looking for it...She finally gave up and looked around at the deer around her. She froze. There was a deer with huge antlers and skull mask, and a deer with huge antlers! She didn't know what to do, either panic or get to know the deer...She decided to get to know the deer. She went up to the deer with huge antlers because she wasn't afraid of them as much only the skull masks...She sniffed the deer and play fought with him. She then went under his legs feeling safe and went to sleep. She woke up and the deer hadn't left! This made her happy that at least some deer won't leave. She bowed and left the deer with what looked like his friend. She then played with some fawns and then got sleepy. She went to the Big Oak Tree and slept there.
BouncyDeer1's picture

Natali's Story Part 1

Natali was just born, she opened her eyes for the first time and saw her parents. Her mother had a bony skull mask and so did her father. They had skeletion pelts and huge red antlers. Her mother didn't say anything to her nor did her father. Natali was just a little newborn fawn and wanted to play so she tried to nuzzle her mother. Her mother backed away with a weird look. Natali was confused and titled her head. This went on for a couple of hours before her parents ran away. Natali mooed at them and ran as fast as she could to keep up but they were already gone. Natali still fears skull masks and scary pelts and big antlers because she's afraid the deer that is wearing them will run away and abandon her and leave her forever. But one day she is minding her own bussiness when a deer with a skull mask goes up to her and sniffs her! She freaks out but then calms down. She was confused. Was this deer going to run away like her parents? She decided she didn't want to know and ran away and hid.
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Antics 6-25 to 27-11 [image heavy]

You know the drill. Laughing out loud
BouncyDeer1's picture

Natali, my deer

Since I have had confused looks and sometimes just "What's up with that chick?" looks I am going to explain. Many of you people know that fawns are shy. Well....some fawns are shy =) But my fawn, Natali, is SUPER shy. So this is what she is afraid of just to let you know so I don't get confused reactions.



- Natali is shy about new people sometimes is she thinks they look mean.

- Natali is afraid of big antlers and will be very cautious if she sees a deer with them.

- Natali isn't comfortable with the famous skull mask at ALL she will fear you but once she knows you mean no harm she'll accept you =)

- Natali is very, very, very, terrified of deer with the skull mask, big antlers, and dangerous looking mask and pelt.

These are the things she's afraid of but once she grows up she will probably won't be scared of other deer so much. Thanks for reading this =) See you in the forest! Or at least your deer in the forest....
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Returning....

'The Pond is a strange place. It all started last week as the Forest began to warm. Deer driven by thirst came to the edges of the Pond but backed away as bubbles rose from the depths of the pool. Something was coming to the surface. Something that hadn't seen the the forest in almost two years....

Lost and forgotten at the bottom of the Pond lay a village: Leuven. Once a beautiful place the Twin Gods wept for the terrible heresies committed by the Men. Wept until the ground began to sink inward and the village flooded with water.

A deer lay among the weedy streets and stirred. A string of bubbles escaped his mouth and rose quickly to the surface. Syltar lay sleeping.... but not for long.'

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I haven't seen this place in a while. Still the same I think. Are all my old friends still here? *yodels* I figure I should return and rest here for a while. My life is incredible out here. I moved to Colorado. It's glorious. I feel so much more comfortable with myself.

I have some good news! I won't be open for art-trades or artwork this summer (OCT buisness) but I will be getting a tattoo of my one and only pictogram: http://tale-of-tales.com/TheEndlessForest/register/pictogram.php?usernam... On my ankle. I hope. Not sure when I'll set up an appointment but it's going to be soon. Eye The pictogram has been such a fixture in my life that I feel it's important to keep it close.

I'm doing just fine out here. Sewing like mad and thinking of apprenticing myself to a local taxidermist. It's an interesting profession and I can handle the fleshing portion of it. I'm more a 'how does this work?' kind of person. This seems like a good fit for me. Can you imagine? Girly-girl me boiling skulls?

How are you all doing? Good I hope. Eye
~Syltar
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Day 14- 2 weeks down

Yeah!!! It's my 2nd week here in TEF. More days to enjoy. As always. ^.^
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