Hahah, I know I know. Never a huge fan of memes, but
1. I am so bored
2. I was booted off the Ethernet cable so I can't play the Forest now :<
3. It's really laggy today anyways
4. You should probably just ignore this entry
4. I want ice cream (wait, whut?)

And I already filled it out earlier out of curiosity. xD

THE BASICS
Who are you?
Masque Rineheart
Fledermaus Rineheart; pleased to meet you. *handshake*

What gender are you?
Guy
I’m a male.

What's your age, roughly?
*mumble*Thirtytwo*mumble*
I’m twenty five.

What's your orientation?
Ugh. Chicks only.
I’m straight.

Eye Colour?
Brown, I guess.
My eyes are brown.

Hair Colour?
”Pale” blond.
It’s dark brown, like my father’s.

Clothing choice?
I look good in anything. Mostly vintage stuff; leather jackets, fedoras, vests, ties, whatever.
I tend to wear black, gray, and white often. I have a bit of a formal style; button-downs, vests, ties, and I’m partial to slim jeans.

THE FAMILY
Mother?
Ugh. What an ignorant woman.
Her name is Lily. She is very beautiful, kind, and loving.

Father?
Don’t get me started on Eiche.
My father, Eiche, is a strong-willed and intelligent person.

Siblings?
*grunt*
*silence*


Other relatives?
Not really.
I didn’t really get to know them.

THE LOVE LIFE
Do you have a partner?
Hah.
Yes, I do.

If so, who are they?
Whoever is drunk enough to come home with me.
Wyvern, of course.


Are you married?
Not my kinda thing.
No, we aren’t married.

Do you have/want kids?
*silence*
I’m afraid of being a bad father….

If you don't have a partner, do you want one?
Nothing long term. Just whoever I can pick up from time to time.
I am perfectly happy with Wyvern.

THE POSSESSIONS
Do you own a house or an apartment?
Between jail cells, I share an apartment with some other guys.
I have an apartment. It’s small, but I like it.

Do you own a car or any other vehicle?
Black ’66 Mustang. Doesn’t get much better than that.
I don’t really need a car, I enjoy walking or just taking the bus.

Do you have any pets?
No.
Yes, I have a border collie named Stella.

Most prized possession?
My car.
Well, I love my Schimmel upright piano that was my great-grandfather’s. It is by far the most valuable thing I own.

THE JOB
Do you have a job?
Assistant manager at a record store.
Yes, I work in a letterpress studio.

Do you enjoy your job?
It’s alright.
I enjoy it very much, actually.

If you don't have a job, what would you like to work as?
I should be a bartender; I’d be surrounded by alcohol.
Well, I’ve always wanted to teach music or the piano to kids.

THE HOBBIES
Do you sing at all?
No.
I’m no singer, really.

Do you play any instruments?
Bass guitar a bit.
Yes, I’ve played the piano since I could even speak. I also play the violin, but not nearly as much.

What are your hobbies?
Listening to music, drinking, hooking up with women, going to bars, drinking. And drinking.
Playing the piano, photography, or studying Latin. I also love taking walks, especially through the woods.

THE SCENARIOS
An attractive man/woman comes up to you in a bar and starts chatting you up. What do you do?
Get her drunk. Take her to my place. Use your imagination.
Politely inform her that I’m taken.

You are walking down the street, when suddenly someone grabs you from behind. What do you do?
Reach for my gun.
I would probably freeze; I’m no good in a situation like that.

You find out you've won $3000. What do you do?
Spend it on bills and liquor.
I’m not sure, I might donate most of it.

Your partner cheats on you/you find your crush kissing someone else. What do you do?
I’m usually the guy they cheat with anyway. But it’s happened, and I kicked the other guy’s ass. After that, I quit with actual relationships.
I am quite certain that would never happen. If it did, I’m not quite sure how I would react, but I will admit to being an overly forgiving person.

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