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my characters:
Shulgalaj male
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Tinwë female
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Oio male
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Sauronien female-ish
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My deer are summoned to a cliff in a forest, it is an environment much like Alaska.
What does your names mean, why are you called so?
My name, Shulgalaj, means 'forest animal'. It's random. Oio made it up for me since I didn't remember my own name when I came to the forest. I didn't remember anything from my life as a human.
Tinwë means spark, I am a spark from the sky and I fell. I'm the space deer! I don't know why I fell into the forest, but it's a nice place. Btw where is this? It's not the forest. Why are we here?
Oio means endless or eternal. I am connected to the forest in that way, since it too is endless. I didn't get born, so I won't die, that's how I'm eternal. I know I didn't get born, since I can't remember it. And no one else can, either. I can't ever remember being a child. I have always existed. *murmurs away*
Sauronien kind of means "daughter of the great evil". My father way named Sauron, it means "great evil" or something like that. And really, why are we in this shitty place? I don't have time for this, I'm busy taking over the world!
I'm asking the questions here. So, what do you look like?
In my human form I almost look like an emo, but I'm not. In my deer form I have the magpie pelt, no mask and standard antlers with blue flowers in them.
I wear the butterfly pelt and red flowers, but in my human form I look like a pretty doll with light brown hair. It gave me my nickname "tiny doll".
I am eternally a fawn since Tinwë cursed me. In my human form I was a blonde hippie guy with freckles.
I am the empress of you all! You are not allowed to look at my face. Well, I am a fawn with fur as black as night, but when I get excited it turns blood red. And I have a crown made of steel. Sometimes I dress up in a mantle. When I feel calm and happy I have red candles in my antlers.
Do you like music?
I listen to metal, and only the true kind. No fake corrupt media-whore poser stuff. I like Agalloch, Bathory, Nest, Falkenbach, Burzum, Finsterforst, Ensiferum and others alike.
Music? I don't know, but Oio is good at playing music. I remember my father singing for me, that was nice... I sing sometimes, wanna hear it? Oh and I like Celtic music.
Music is my life. I like reggae and old classics from the hippie era. And, as Tinwë mentioned, I always carry around my guitar. I call her Gitty. I sing a lot, and when I do, I accompany it with the sweet sound of Gitty's strings.
Oh, as a ruler I of course need my own orchestra. I like when it plays something that sounds like doomsday is coming, like the Imperial March.
Do you have a mate or a crush?
Ehm. No. My girlfriend abandoned me when I was a human. So I killed myself by freezing to death in the snow. That's how I, somehow, ended up in the forest. I'd rather forget about it. And I wouldn't try to get another one, she is irreplaceable.
What? *giggles* No way.
There's no other for me than Gitty. She's my love. Oh, Gitty...
I love myself so much I don't have the place for any other person in my cold heart.
Is there a favourite spot for you in the forest?
I love sitting on the bridge. It is somehow 'my' spot.
I like the birch wood forest. There's a place there, where the sun is always so warm and the grass is always so soft... And the birds sit down on your antlers, and the flowers smell so good...
I love the dark green parts of it. No where special, just to wander around in that area... And the big, humming tree is nice, but too many deer in it.
Forest? I've never been in a forest. My home is Mordor. I saw pictures of the ruin though, it looked cozy...
Do you have any experiences with aliens or UFOs?
No.
I told you, I came from the outer space!
Well, I was abducted by aliens. That's how I ended up in the forest dimension, they dropped me off there for some reason.
No, but some of those weird orch creatures my father created looked quite alien.
If someone slapped you in the face, what would you do?
Get surprised, and angry. If they wanted a fight, I'd fight back.
Laugh and slap whoever it was back. *laughs*
I would explain the stupidity of violence to that person.
I would crush them with my army! Or I'd put them in my torture chamber to be in pain forever!
You are at a bar. What do you do?
I'd stand by the counter and drink beer. If someone talked to me I'd hardly answer.
What is a bar? *giggle*
I'd be on stage and try to make some money by playing my guitar.
A BAR??? Why would I go to a place like that?? Bars are for peasants, not the royal.
What time of the year is your favourite?
Winter. Midwinter. It is beautiful.
Summer and also late summer, when it's still warm but the leaves go yellow, and food starts to grow on the branches of everything...
That's called autumn, you idiot. And food on branches are berries and fruit.
Oh.
The time in the spring when all is green and the flowers start to bloom.
I like it in the autumn when the storms come and everything rains away. When there's mud everywhere, the days are grey and the nights are black, and mankind looses all its hope...
Well, that was all my questions for now. Thank you, pals. Bye bye. *leaves the cliff in a poof of purple smoke*
She just... took off?
And left us here! What the hell?
Oh, she did.
What? She did what?
She disappeared, dumb-ass!
Really? But why? Why are we still here, then? I wanna go back to the forest.
I don't think we're going back in a while.
*humming a melody*
*tries to sing along, sounds terrible*
Stop that f*cking noise!
I don't mind Oio singing. *gives Tinwë a long stare*
*stares back, trying to look fearsome but can't hold the smile*
*starts to walk away from the others*
*giggle*
*wanders off, still singing*
*summons a carpet and sits down on it, looking very grumpy*
*still giggling* Hey, guys, where are you going?
*doesn't hear*
*stops and turns* I'm gonna try to find a way out of here.
Oh.
Join them with your characters/deer if you want! 
(No subject)
Ooh /tempted
THA COLORS -melts- I wanna
Adam The Puppet Master
lol just join in, tell us the
*trips on a root and falls on face*
LOL
*doesn't notice*
Hey clumsy, haven't you considered that she just might have forgotten us here? She'll probably be back on this forsaken cliff very soon. I'm too important to be left behind.
You think so? LOL
No way LOL
*sniff*
Not far away from the cliff
'... Anyway, where are we heading?' the black, skinny stag utters with a huge annoyance in his very vain-like voice, as he steps out in the wintersun, letting it scorch his white, white face. He peered with his eyes, and looked back at the much larger, darkbrown, skullfaced stag who came slight after him. 'No idea, you lead the way, lady.' The big bull chuckles amused, and shakes his goathorned head in a failed attempt to get rid of the snowballs stuck in his long mane. 'Hrmph.' The black stag gazes forward again, and sets his marine eyes upon a... Little gathering? No? Atleast there were two fawns, a doe and a stag.
'Hey, king of social life, who are they?'
'I don't, Hmm...~ Or maybe I do. The blue sir, he seems familiar, isn't he perhaps an aquintance to Ashdrau?'
'I don't remember.'
The two stand still, watching the little group from a quite not so far distance. The black stag secretly wonders and ponders of this particular blue stag. He had no reason to just randomly run forth and scream "hi", he didn't knew the guy, yet for the sake of Ash, whom he hadn't heard of since long...?
Yet before he knew it, his overly social and mr. Not Awkward At All, spontanesouly wandered traight over and asked very nicely; 'Excuse me, fellows, but you don't happen to know which way is east?' the dark and raspy voice said. His eyes weren't visible behind all the hair and the bony eye sockets of the skull.
[I can doo like thiiz? ♥]
-Great! I carrot it!- They
They all stop fuzzing around when the weird couple approaches. Shulgalaj rises and tries to look descent; the big one is scaring him and he doesn't want to make anything that might disturb him. The others look kind of puzzled too.
East? Oio repeats.
Well, I'm not sure where it is right now, but if it would be sunrise, east would be where the sun is.
Hey, who are you guys anyway??? Sauronien shouts with irritated voice.
Hi, I'm Shulgalaj. Have I met you somewhere before? Shulgie says, he suddenly recognised the small one from somewhere.
Hey, hey, guys, did you see when Clumsee clumsed all over and made a facefall? Tinwë says in a childish voice and giggles. The others give her a long stare. They don't know what the others are capable of so this is not the time to be stupid and say dumb things.
Might I request Shulgalaj in
you mean what?
Do you have a human form
Oh, yes, there are pictures
The longmaned bull jerked
The blue-black stag turns to Shulgalaj and takes a small step forward, tilts his head a slight, making the magpie mask tied up in one of his goat horns to dangle in the air. 'It seems so...' His attitude is rather impolite, he even grins a bit to the young doe's statement which came not long after...
'Hah, well you are free-spirited lady!' the moose-like deer chuckles in an amused tone, not realising at all that just his presence might be bit intimidating.
Don't call me clumsy! -_- But
But you are...
*giggle*
What's your names, guys? I'm Oio. The girls are Tinwë and Sauronien. *points at them one at a time*
Hey! I didn't allow you to introduce me! As an empress, I cannot accept- *gets smacked in the head by Tinwë*
*snorts with amusement* We didn't allow you to become our empress!
WELL I WILL BE ANYWAY! If you can't accept it, I will simply- *gets smacked again* HEY STOP THAT YOU- *gets smacked*
*burst out in laughter*
NEJ vad fin bild du har!!!! 8D 'meanie...' LOL
The two longhaired stags
'Hrm, well I'm usually called Solitude, though my real name is Urho.' he finally replied, with a slight worried tone, about the little abuse among the ladies. He felt a little bit awkward but let it be. 'Pleased to meet you!' he nicked deeply, for bowing on such tall legs in thick snow was just uncomfortable.
The other stag raised an eyebrow and pulled a bit in his mouthcorners, before turning to Oio. 'Nergal.' He threw his, always narrowed, gaze to Shulgalaj, 'Sounds familiar?' His voice was dry and ridicilously trying to sound cool.
[Jag vet tihi! >D Jag skall ha den i bruk i minst 218 år. Mwöh. Btw, I'm such a retard, men kan du ingående skriva åt mig hur du gjorde för att få Paypal att funka? .-. typ maila mig? Snel :D]
218! 8D lol Nå jag kan väl
Oh, are you friends of Ashdrau? I think that's from where I have heard your names. Pleased to meet you. *bows a little, feeling awkward*
*weird face*
Very nice to meet you guys. *watching Tinwë's weird face* Hey, what are you doing?
...Do you know these guys, Shulgie?
Uh... no. But I think we have a friend in common.
*slaps Tinwë* I'm gonna destroy you with my ARMY one day!!! Just you wait!
*laughs and mashes Sauronien to the ground so she's not even visible under the snow*
*muffled shouting from underneath the snow*
[Hm. Kan du skicka den till
'Indeed...' Nergal nods a slight. He stands a bit passive, just observing all the others. He didn't do well in groups, yet this was rather fine, these seemed a bit different from all those other brainlacking deer he'd previously met. Perhaps they might even be fun... 'So how do you know Ashdrau? Are you aquintances to him aswell?' Solitude asks with alot friendlier tone, referring to everyone. He also snorts a bit at Sauronien's little defeat, he simply could not help but finding the humour in it. 'Hei, what are you girls fighting for really?' The big bull chuckles amused.
Well, they're always fighting
I'm the only one who knows Ashdrau, I don't quite remember for how long time I've known him...
You say who? *hasn't followed the conversation at all*
*low* They talk of an old friend of theirs, I don' know who it is... *hushes her as the other deer are about to speak*
*crawling up of the deep snow while angry murmuring, with the color of her fur turned bright red all over her body*
*tries to keep her laughter back*
Ja skicka den ju ti ju lol
I enter now lol! Can see
Can see them from a disstant and smirks "They are quite something now arent they"!? he laughs.
Adam The Puppet Master
@ FauxFoxes: Great that you
@ Ashdrau: and you don't need to hurry at all, no worries ^^
[Oh jeez, guys lol I'm sorry
'Oh~ I see.' Solitude chuckles lightly, and clears his throat. And he raises his skull a bit by the sight of the extrordinary pelt-color Sauronien possessed. 'Woh, woh!' is all he gets out from his mouth, fascinated.
Nergal moves his weight from the one front leg to the other, and threw with his head a slight as he saw a faint sight of another deer by the corner of the eye, 'Hrm, neither do I... Seen him in a while? I haven't...' Nergal flacked with his gaze, looking at something distant.
The puppeter takes a few
Adam The Puppet Master
*loud snort, bursts out in
*roar with anger* I WILL KILL YOU!!! *attempts to assault Tinwë*
*starts running away, still laughing, making huge jumps of excitement*
*runs after like an enraged bull* (red bull, lol)
Hey, hey, calm down! *reaches out for the girls but they run away* Oh, never mind. *sigh*
No, I haven't seen... who's that? *looks at the puppeteer with slight surprise, confused by all the running and shouting around him*
Hello... Who are you? *takes a hesitating step towards the puppeteer to greet him*
"The question may not be who
Adam The Puppet Master
First upon 'til now Solitude
Nergal had already put his narrow eyes to rest on Adam's acountenance, and watched his characteristics. Now what a weird fellow... he thought for himself. Nergal's attention flickered in between him, Shulgalaj and the wild, galopping does. He didn't said anything, he was so sly...
[lol im so slow.]
The wild, galloping does stop
I'm Oio. Nice to meet you, Adam. *little bow politely*
I am Shulgalaj. Pleased to meet-
ADAAAAAAM!
I think it's rather impolite to-
Hey, Adam-guy! What's with the strings?? *doesn't care of Oio and doesn't feel a need to introduce herself*
STOP INTERRUPTING. *Shulgie and Oio says it the same time* (but they are still ignored by the reckless does)
never mind XD
The puppters bristled abit,
PPSSS YOU GUYS ARE WOUNDEROUS! Sorry fer Adams...odd...ness.....
Adam The Puppet Master
Umm... what are you doing to
Whoah! Halp! *moves around helplessly*
That looks quite fascinating.
HAHAHA you got strapped! Hey I want those powers too... 8D
He smirked and the strings
Adam The Puppet Master