Random things that I want to remember.

Newer ones at the bottom.

1. So my sister comes into my room, all dressed up and ready to go to this party thing. She looks at me, and asks if I think she looks good.
I told her she looked hot so she comes over and practically jumps on me, hugs me, then leaves.

2. While getting told off by my English teacher, I went to leave the room, my back facing him.
"Don't walk away from me."
I nearly crapped myself.

3. While walking to school with Kirsten last year, I was laughing at her falling on her ass. Then I fell facefirst.

4. I once woke up with a friend on top of me. We'd been having a sleepover. I was five.

5. My grandpa [papa] wears pink shirts just for me. c:

6. Kim and I once walked around in school handcuffed to eachother with plastic handcuffs. We got told off by one teacher, and then a few weeks later some kid turns 'round to us in the lunch line and says "You're the girls with the handcuffs, right?". We died.
We're getting real handcuffs someday. B)

7. Kim came up to me one day while I was entering the school and went "Danielle, you will never believe what I went and watched last night." "What." "A six minute video about Bowie's teeth." "HOLY CRAP ME TOO!"
Yes, we both watched it.

8. Kim, Hannah and I have nicknamed ourselves Kiggy, Higgy and Diggy. Otherwise it's Kiggy, Ziggy and Gilpasta.

9. Kim's name on my cellphone is David.

10. The reason for this is that we tricked this kid named Brandon into believing that I have a boyfriend named David Jones who has bright red hair, crossdresses, wears platform shoes and wants to kick his ass.
He believes me.

11. Grant once quizzed me on David Bowie during Maths. I answered everything correctly until he said "What was his first birthday present?". I quickly grinned and said "A small blue bear with 'David' written across its chest."
He believes me.

12. I love making people laugh, but sometimes they laugh at anything I say. This worries me, as I'll say something that I don't find funny and they laugh hysterically.

13. I was on the bus yesterday with my sister, rambling about odd things, and some old guy turns around and just stares at me. I looked at him and he kept on staring.
I really wish I had grinned creepily at him.

14. My R.E. teacher once asked if Hannah and I were "bosom buddies". I took it completely wrong and nearly choked myself to death. Mick then told us she meant drinking buddies.
We kept laughing anyway.

15. A confession of love between Kim and I consists of "You're a tit." "Fuck you!" "I love you." "I love you more."

16. Once, Hannah, Kim and I danced and hugged and other random crap in the music corridor. It was as I sat on Kim's lap that I remembered there's a camera there.

17. My Drama teacher says he'll check his windows to make sure I'm not stalking him.

18. In Social Education, we started Sex Ed. The teacher was telling a story and I kept a straight face up until "He said he'd pull out before he came". I snickered hysterically.

19. I can no longer hear the name Drew Barrymore without snickering.

20. The teacher spoke about various oils in Chemistry. When she got to Lubrication Oil I was one of the two people that laughed.

21. I got in from school, and Starman by David Bowie was playing. I spazzed, etc etc. Then Another One Bites The Dust by Queen came on. Then Let's Spend The Night Together by The Rolling Stones, which Bowie covered, came on. It was spiffy.

22. My cellphone's alarm tone is a loud, obnoxious, ridiculous-sounding rooster.

23. Speaking of said rooster, on my first day of 4th year, I was walking to school with Kim. As soon as we step through the doors my alarm goes off late and rooster crowing fills the air. "This is not happening."

24. I walked downstairs today and found my gran rolling dough. With the handle of a spoon because she doesn't own a rolling pin.

25. I have developed a habit of yelling "DELICIOUS MAN-SAUSAGE!" in my school cafeteria.

26. Kim and I have discovered that the first-years in our school are probably shit terrified of us.

27. A girl named Joanne was creeped out by me (and my camp actions, hoho) and disliked me until one day in Drama, we had to work together. Shortly after she bear-hugged me and was very friendly. 8D

28. I went to school for three days of my last week just to attend Drama class because my favourite teacher was retiring. He wasn't there and now I'll never see him again.

29. However, my new Drama teacher loves Queen.

30. One of the Drama teachers (though not mine) is Miss May.

31. My Maths teacher is Mrs Taylor. Why have Brian and Roger invaded my school.

32. In Physics yesterday, we watched a DVD called 'Wonders of the Solar System' by a guy called Brian Cox. It's something Brian (May) would watch |:

33. I have successfully gotten the kids that hang out down in the Music department to call me Freddie. C:

34. My new friend Shannon has started speaking and acting like me :U ('Darling', 'dear', hugging people, making dirty jokes, handflailing). I didn't know I was influential.

35. The world is against me and my best friend meeting up again.