Name: Garth Age: Unknown. Gender: Male. Species: Greater Egyptian Jerboa. Status: Single. Orientation: Unknown. Size Ref: Here. Scent: Rodent-y and smelly. Voice: Undecided. "Talks like this." Origin: Clearly created in the darkest circle of hell. |
- A jerboa hybrid with some dik dik thrown in bent on destroying everything it comes across. Or maybe not. That's kind of up for debate. But it seems like it wants to destroy everything, and given that it's a generally evil looking little bastard, that probably means it really does wanna wreck some shit. Not uncommon to see him scampering around trying to steal people's crap or carrying a metric fuckton of whatchamacallits back to his various burrows. His legs are complete and utter bullshit, don't even try to make sense of it. - Often moves around by hopping around on his hind legs as can be seen here. This is usually represented by repeating hopping in-game, until his player gets sick of pounding the spacebar and gives up. Significantly quicker on two legs than four. However, when walking or moving around on all fours, moves very similarly to a rabbit or a kangaroo. - Is a fussy little gnat, prone to tantrums and a whole lot of squeaky and flying around. Might try and ram into someone with his horns if they really piss him off, but truth is, he's a tiny little thing and basically can't do shit. But he can and will touch you with his chin hands. - Even more evil shit |
yes much good
much good
such mystery
eeep
you know not what you hath
D'YOU EATTU CRAAAFF!?
sldjkfj
WHAT IS DIS APPARENT
also game grumps heck yesss |'D
aaaaaaaaaaaaay
GASP, a'me terrr
braaaaaaah wut this
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Haleigh, Toppled, Poppy;
Ka; D'YOU EATTUU CRAAAFF??
edit; Clare; hjgdhgd back at you <;
Sinister eh...? >;3
Sinister eh...?
>;3
ehuehue ♥
soft, what sinister mystery
;0; what is a soft ghjf
Quote:what is a soft my pee
my pee pee when ur booty leaves
GIITT AAAUUUUTTT HJKKJSD AUT
Yes, I eat crabs. They are
They are much delicious.
boop
abuu
SAPPHIre I'm crying
did none of you have to read Shakespeare in highschool
I did but I probably forgot
This is too cute for words.
woah pretty css! ;0; also
also this is the iconic line.
no, ur gonna die
Faina; LOL ty ;; BT Becca;
Idio; SHHHH HSHFDJKHGD shoo get your knowledge outta hea >BT
Becca; nO YOU
jerbooaaa @Idio: *raises
@Idio:
*raises hand*
Yea, my class finished Much Ado About Nothing not but a week ago. Methinks it was good literature.
Personally I was a big fan of
AHHH this is the one I saw
/jumps in My class is reading
My class is reading Much Ado About Nothing now 8D
even though we`ve read all of three of his Shakespeare`s works I have to say I liked Macbeth
Also I can picture Gwen coming up to him thinking he`s just a normal mouse and trying to eat him only for him to turn around and slap her in the face with his tail/torched
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COme at mE bro
NAWW LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL
Quote:But he can and will
Not sure why I busted out laughing at this and not from anything else. Gonna get in my Armageddon bunker too now I guess.
jUST FUCKING CHOKED ON A
best evil villain havoc reaping sonuva ever
AND it talks in
ahmg.
"Tunneling along roots of trees, and slowly but surely, creating a vast network of connected hideouts and roads that lead between them."
This is pretty much how I play Minecraft rofl. Kill ALL the other things! \o/
JERBOA OH MY GOD
oh my god i love him already i'm dying reading all of this he's amazing and flawless and just i want him even though he'll kill me can i have him please
OMG YOU GUYS GKDHJK AAA ROFL
Soli; SCREAM s'gunna getcha
Poppy; omg Gwen no you don't know about the cHIN HANDS
Allie; FITE ME
Haleigh; gonna cut u
Jala; LOL a wise choice indeed B|
Raven; STOP CHOKING ON THINGS but ty <;
Ivi; LOL O MINECRAFT I've been so tempted to get it buuut jhkdf still, s'gonna getcha too.
Mjrn; LMAAO SURE if you're cool with getting your kidneys stolen in your sleep
THANKS FOR THE TRACKS / COMMENTS GUYS <3
silently screaming over here
I feel like this is what running into him is like
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Is this creature of any
^ Their taste for wreaking
Their taste for wreaking havoc could make them relatives 8'D
Poppy; LOL YES when he saw
Apoidea; amazinglu.. no... LOL I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT oh god this is just gonna make me die even more
Haleigh; OOOORTIOUEHGTEKD 2ACCURATE
NEW PET. ;D
SCREAAAM
I just noticed "pEASANTS" and
i can't breahte
oh god
i love him
LOL "pEASANTS" OMG X''D And
And this should seriously be like, illegal
or have a warning flag
because it is just too much cute aifbioasfbi
cute little badass ;u; i wanna take him home
I nearly lost it when I read his relations oh god
Mjrn: it's okay I just added
Faina; LOOL I'm glad so many people are finding him entertaining :'D HE'S AN EVIL LIL SHIT
Oh my God. I dig it.
I dig it.
And it SO digs you.
I`m laughing so hard help
MEAT SHIELD
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New TEF goal: Have my buck