Name: Garth Age: Unknown. Gender: Male. Species: Greater Egyptian Jerboa. Status: Single. Orientation: Unknown. Size Ref: Here. Scent: Rodent-y and smelly. Voice: Undecided. "Talks like this." Origin: Clearly created in the darkest circle of hell. |
- A jerboa hybrid with some dik dik thrown in bent on destroying everything it comes across. Or maybe not. That's kind of up for debate. But it seems like it wants to destroy everything, and given that it's a generally evil looking little bastard, that probably means it really does wanna wreck some shit. Not uncommon to see him scampering around trying to steal people's crap or carrying a metric fuckton of whatchamacallits back to his various burrows. His legs are complete and utter bullshit, don't even try to make sense of it. - Often moves around by hopping around on his hind legs as can be seen here. This is usually represented by repeating hopping in-game, until his player gets sick of pounding the spacebar and gives up. Significantly quicker on two legs than four. However, when walking or moving around on all fours, moves very similarly to a rabbit or a kangaroo. - Is a fussy little gnat, prone to tantrums and a whole lot of squeaky and flying around. Might try and ram into someone with his horns if they really piss him off, but truth is, he's a tiny little thing and basically can't do shit. But he can and will touch you with his chin hands. - Even more evil shit |
Omfg yes please. My purpose
My purpose in life is to RP with this guy.
oh my god
Poppy; LOL (B< ♥ Tera
Tera & Pelicann; ROFL both of these things can be arranged BD <3
Anti; OH MY GOD hi <;
omg i should bring back
i should bring back oberon and have him duel this guy
i'm already imagining it
and i'm frigging screaming
Deerboa sez BRING IT ONNN >B)
BRING IT ONNN >B)
Best. Update. Ever. ;D
Garth Vader
Garth VaderProfile picture by ahimsa ♥
Pixel Wis by squeegie~
ROFL NO GIT AUT!! edit;
edit; bumping this guy up on my track page as a reminder to play him more because he's such a gem
Yes, more of doomboa plz
He was in retarding around
also apparently "retarding" is a real word because FF didn't correct me