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URGENT: Citizens of the Forest

There is an elephant on my toilet.
I am afraid he might soil it.
If you'll lend me a hand
And fill him with sand
I'd forever love you for it.
fayne's picture

I'm doing my own meme because I have no life.

What kinds of special classes do you want to take in highschool?
olol. Uh. Art, obviously, but not traditional art because I'm not really into it. :/ Photography or film, maybe. I luff taking pictures. <: I'm not sure what they have. XD

Any colleges you have in mind?
lol I fail. c: I'd LOVE to go to some fancyschmancy art college, but the point is, that won't get dinner on the table in the future. So maybe I'll go there with Her for a bit (asfasdf lol) and then head up and learn me some plumbing. Laughing out loud AND YES OF COURSE HER WILL COME WITH ME. Grass too. We can work at Disneyworld or whichever the hell one is in Florida by Ringling lol. :B -has way too high standards-

What about jobs?
Plumber plumber plumber. Laughing out loud It's the one job that'll never go away, doves. And I 'spose I'll get put into some nasty field of work eventually anyways. C: It's my calling. Spose I'll do art on the side, maybe ghost hunting too. c: And I could always go for writing movies. That'd be fantastic.

How'd you like your life to go? (where you want to live, the person you'd like to marry, etc)
IT'S REALLY CREEPY HOW I PUT SO MUCH OF MYSELF INTO TUNA BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING I'LL BE JUST LIKE HER. Marry some socially awkward adorabale little thing (no typo, folks). Do most of the money-earning while he sits there and acts cute. Laughing out loud Which I'm totally fine with obviously. I've not a clue where I'd like to live. I love my place now, but I think there'd be better prospects in getting out of here. XD City might be alright, but then again, so would the country. Just gotta be close enough to water Laughing out loud

So how would you see yourself in five years?
All over the place. Like now. Maybe I'll get to see some ghosts before then. Laughing out loud I figure I'll be a lot fatter/skinnier, maybe with a cat and some decent internet access on my laptop, and hating my family just as bad as ever. -prays to god her hair won't be brown by then- ALSO WITH A DA AND A LIVEJOURNAL HOORAY.

Problems

My pc is being a slow poke lately
so i've not updated any story i've done

so i'm sorry

My pc is just being funky
its never done this before

so Sad

idk

i'll try to update misty meadows

soon k
squeegie's picture

Memememe:D

Fayne's meme I decided to doooooo.


What kinds of special classes do you want to take in highschool?
I don't know really anything about the special classes. xD; x.x

Any colleges you have in mind?
Nope, lul

What about jobs?
Well, art is something I want to do. But I suck, so I guess that's out of the question, and they don't really even get paid much. I love music, though I'm picky. Maybe setting up the stage for a band concert, working in a studio, I dunno.

How'd you like your life to go? (where you want to live, the person you'd like to marry, etc)
I want my life to go somewhere good. I want to have enough money to live nicely. Enough to take care of my family and such. I would like to live in...a house? xD A house, a comfortable nice house. Um, being only 13, I have no idea who I want to marry. I want to get married, though. But it probably won't happen with me. :c

So how would you see yourself in five years
In my parents house. xD I have no idea...college?
fayne's picture

.Time[flies]by. {meme if you want}

RULES. c:
1.If you're past that stage in your life, don't do it. Midway is alright.
2. Tag someone if you want, I don't care. XD

What kinds of special classes do you want to take in highschool?

Any colleges you have in mind?

What about jobs?

How'd you like your life to go? (where you want to live, the person you'd like to marry, etc)

So how would you see yourself in five years

I'll revise this and do it when I get home. XD Enjoy. -flees to next class-
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Story of Daitoro

Awakened one morning by the sound of birds chirping outside my window, I was suprised to spot my father outside trimming the hedges. I was his first and only born son. He was never one to show emotion wich is why I think I can express mine so freely. One thing was for sure that morning was different than any other I had known.

As I walked down the stairs in the house my family had owned for as long as I could remember, I smelled the breakfast my Mother had surely spent hours preparing. "Good morning my handsome fawn" my Mother said as I approched the kitchen. She had called me her handsome fawn the minute I was born, I was once told by my grandmother who had passed away several years ago. "Please eat up, you and father are off to the forest to collect berries for my famous pie and you'll need your strength." She spoke as I began to eat. Once I finished I met my father in the front yard wich was still wet from that mornings dew. "Time to head out son!" He said to me as we walked towards the forest wich lay just outside the farm next to our house.
fayne's picture

-ponders- Opinions plz.

Aeros is old.

He's got a lovely girl waiting for him.

And I love him so I don't know if I should kill him or not.

:|

I suppose I could make a nice little story out of his funeral or something but I wub him so uh. I've had him for the looooongest time. :c I dunno.

Keep or give up?
daitoro's picture

Deer Deer Goose



Just an afternoon game of Deer Deer Goose between us woodland creatures Smiling
fayne's picture

lol. lololol.

T: Who are we picking up again? -scratches butt-

A: I believe Her's...niece.

D: Figured her relatives would've disowned her by now.

T: Well of COURSE they did, man. C'mon. We're getting her for ransom, that's why.

D: o.o

A: O_O

-driveaway-

T: Well dayum. -frown- Whycouldn'therdothis. I hate kids.

-random little kid runs up-

K: Are you gonna take me to my auntie H?

T: OH EW GET AWAY. Ugly little brat. -cringe-

K: Take me to Auntie. NOW. -screams war cry-

-herd of random kids approach-

T: Uh lol. Did you nothearme. I HATE KIDS.

-keepapproachingSHIT-

T: -flee-

...

-chased up flagpole-

Ks: TAKE HER TO HER AUNTIE H.

T: GAH. -shoots little kids climbing up the flagpole after her- NEVEEEER.

-Her randomly drives up-

H: OH LOOK MY ADORABLE LITTLE NIECE kids kids ilovekids. -doesn't rescue Tuna-

T: -slowly consuuuuuuumed by the mob- OH MY GOOOOOOD TRAINS trains trains trainstrains. -sets off bomb-

-little kids are blown into little chunks-

H: OH MY GOD WHY.

T: THEY WERE GONNA EAT ME.

H: lol their mouths aren't big enough. Your ass would never go down.

T: ilu.

K: I wub you auntie. Can you buy me a lollipop?

H: -chuckle- Silly girl, I don't have any money.

K: ...>:| -walksaway- Bitch.

H: ;_;

T: lol she's right you know. WOLD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY CHURCH.

H: -stabs-

These are getting worse and worse. |D -goes to next class bye-
Deer Of Deermuda's picture

To Rutilus

I've caught you once.
Don't let it happen again.
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