“If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!”


? Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.

Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy your Horny!

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark? A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.

Q: What do you call four female deer? A: FO REAL DOE

Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party? A: His nearest and deer-est friends.

Q: What's the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut? A: One is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.

Q: What do deers call hunters? A: Doe foes.

Q: What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
A: One that stays off the Highway!

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

PROFANITY WARNING still funny
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye-deer.



source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/deerjokes.html

It's not an emotional vent like depression, etc, idk if I should really call it a vent? Maybe more of a confession.

I'm afraid that I get judged for not drawing my characters and judged I'm not taking care of them.
I want to write about them but I have a major writers block lately and it's frustrating as all hell.
I don't know, I just get afraid I'm seen as a bad owner or 'mother' of my characters because I don't draw them.

I honestly want to draw them so bad and draw other people's characters(because they're awesome holy) but I don't know where to start, don't even know how to draw a circle to get started, I lack motivation and patience for it.
Is there any tips for this?? I have a creative mind and although I love writing, I also feel the need to express the scenario or characters in a more visual way? I'll get inspired by just the way the wood floor at my grandmother forms things and I get frustrated because I can't draw it.

Well, I guess this turned more into a vent & confession than a rant, rofl.

Play "All About That Bass"
on Amazon Music
"All About That Bass"

Because you know I'm all about that bass deer
'Bout that bass deer, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass deer, no treble
I'm all about that bass deer
'Bout that bass deer, no treble
I'm all about that bass deer
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass deer

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk&list=RD7PCkvCPvDXk#t=0

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