So the reason I say this is Monday I bruised the crap out of my arm followed by later that day getting in a fight with scissors that landed me in the ER to get stitches and now my dog was excited to see me so I leaned over to pet her and she decided to jump up and lick me......... Which resulted in a black eye.... I'm going to lock myself up for the remainder of the week in a padded room... Lmao I'm not sure on how much more I can take....