Uuo and Lacie proudly present - The NEW! Deer Couches!
May 15, 2010 - 2:31am — OokamiAzura
Ever sat on a rock in the Ruins, and thought it lacked that special "cushion?"
Ever got sick of the Blue Bowl dying your fur that unsightly blue?
Was the Pond a little...too wet?
Well, fear no more!
From the creator of ZombieAntlersOverExagerateEmotions Studios, and the founder of OrcaMaskEqualsBitchPleaseFace, comes:
Deer Couches!
Soft, squishy, authentic in nature! These Deer Couches are surely the thing you need to ensure great comfort without the dirt, muck, and blueberries! Easy to clean, and obedient to a T!
You can get them at a low price of just over $9,000! That includes FREE Shipping and Handling!
Call toll free at 1-800-TheseDeerSercetlyWantOut, and order yours today!
I need one. NEED IT.
NEED IT.
"What if my couch gets tired
These are the types of questions we need to think about for our next promotion. I've already had people on the phone asking and I just don't know what to tell them, so I threw in a couple of free Ta's and Kaoori's /: we okay for stock?
... ilu<3
I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE
Call today, and get a FREE! Tatata Scarf! This little guy's soft fur will surely warm the most sensitive of necks. Plus, he comes with attachable candles, enabling for a light in the dark!
Also, call within the next 20 minutes, and get a FREE! Kaoori Rest! This lovely lass will surely be the perfect comforter on those desolate, lonely nights when one just wants a little comfort. You can get a lot of uses out of this Rest.
As Azura would say, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Also, Dag, Hraeth, ILU 2 <3!!!!
LacieDagilugaisssss
/DAMMIT I WAS NINJA'D/
I JUST DIED.
OH. SORRY. I'LL TAKE THAT
<3
LU, HOW COULD YOU!? ;;
<3
... *de...mon...strates...?*
*de...mon...strates...?*
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lu... The voice is quiet,
The voice is quiet, submissive. All those years had taken their toll, and she was teetering between life and death.
She only had 10 seconds to go.
10, 9, 8...
we could have been a good couple...
7, 6, 5...
we could have had something special...
4, 3, 2...
but you're one CRAZY A** BETCH!
1.
She leaps from the floor, brandishing a bottle of wine.
Surely, a good gag would go a long way.
....I has gags. In my toy
In my toy box.
(No subject)
Hraeth, you dirty person.
Crim, <3!
YOU'RE NUTS I LIKE THAT IN A
YOU'RE NUTS I LIKE THAT IN A WOMAN.
But that wine. That wine...
Generally, wine must be consumed in order to affect one's inhibitions.
But. Let it be said this is not always the case.
The sight, the scent of it...
Get that damned bottle away from her, Azura.
...lacie...
[HRAETH YOU AND YOUR TOYBOX]
It was only a split moment
lu...?
Slowly, carefully, she walks to the safe, keeping her eyes on the female in front of her.
Click, click, click.
PING!
She tucks it safely inside, her breathing fast-paced, nervous, unsure.
She only hopes she doesn't actually die by night's end.
Ilu2, Lacie~ 83 You can go
You can go in my toy box too, if you wanna, Lu.
it can be our little secret
WHATTHECRAPHRAETHCANIGETINONT
OPENINVITATIONLOVEYOUSHOULDKN
LACIEYOU'VEBEENINONTHISHURRRT
Fear. Trepidation.
She may as well have hurled the wine on a metaphorical fire.
This will not go over so well, she should know that by now.
Really.
We...should take this to MSN...
Breath expelled, raspily even, a brow quirking upwards...
...wide, cracked and snapped sliver of a grin twitching at the corners of her mouth.
Hraeth's staring...
rofl omg you guys.
-perverted old man
No~. That's okay, you can keep it here. 8]
IDUNRECALLBEINGINONTHISROFL;;
If looks could kill, that smile would have killed her. Inside and out.
She didn't know what to do.
She takes a step back, the girl's words winding their way 'round and 'round, an endless,circling dance.
They were taunting her.
She tugs at the hem of her T-shirt, looking away.
Eye contact was such a chore in an awkward situation.
Yeah...we probably should...
She couldn't stop the uncertainty breeding in her chest.
YOUWEREINONITBEFOREIWASINONIT
hraethdontjustsittherehalpme--
--terrorize the dear girl.
Call it what you will...a guilty pleasure, a hobby...
Classification matters not, to her. Merely the thrill, the gush of adrenaline and the disruption in the empathy flow.
If uncertainty dares breed within the girl before her?
Allow it.
For this one cannot sympathize, love. Certainly not right now.
...do bring the wine...
Won't you?
Punctuated by the delicate click of intricate enamel.
*roflgigglefitwhathaveyoumademedo?*
Uncertainty starts to evolve
She can't explain it. This is how she simply feels.
She is a toy in the box, being manipulated, and laughed at.
They're taunting you.
And she hates every minute of it.
She hears the soft tones of the girl before her, and she feels her anger dying.
No, no, no! Hold on, you fool!
Her grip moves from the hem of the T-shirt, to the hem of her shorts.
Her eyes flicker, a taunt hidden behind an unreadable feeling.
I suppose it wouldn't hurt...
Lacie. Lu. I only have this
I only have this to say to you.
I'd like two please. (:
Ayal has more deer sofa's