The Story of Bartleby and Jergens - Part Two

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Chapter Two – Shut-in and Shut-out

It was a few hours before Jergens decided to give up on waiting. Several servants and lesser merchants entered and exited the iron gates, but never Bartleby himself. Refusing disappointment, Jergens decided to snoop around the town and gather some more information.

It was not long before he came across a little old lady sitting on her house stoop. Jergens thought this would be fine asking bait. Casually, he walked over and extended a grime-covered hand to the woman. “Hey missy, mind if I ask ya some questions?” he asked, putting on his most charming face. The old woman, a spry old thing in her seventies, cracked a toothless grin at him, her pink gums shining in the sunlight. “Well, boy, you certainly came to the right place if you got questions.” She scooted over on her stoop, letting Jergens sit next to her. Jergens complied and sat down, letting his eyes scan over the cobblestone path in front of them. “You see here, boy, I’ve lived here all my life. So, what do ya want to know?” she looked at the boy, her wrinkles perfectly framing her sparkling blue eyes, untouched by age. “Well… What can you tell me about that big merchant Mister Bartleby that everyone round’ here talks about?” Jergens knew what would be the automatic answer. The old woman grimaced. “Oh, that prissy pussy-footer?” she spat. “What a joke, never even comes out to talk to any of his costumers… You meet him, and you know he’s a regular asshole.” She pressed her lips together and formed a fine line of defiance. “Yeah… I gathered that.” Jergens chuckled. “How do you think I might be able to land a job with him?” he asked, stretching his lean arms in front of him.

The old woman thought this over for a moment. “Well… I wouldn't know, son. His servants all come from the same family. I’ve never seen him just get up and hire someone.” She looked up at Jergens and then smiled a sly, sinister smile. “Although…” she began, “Some people say that he might be a homosexual… He never goes out for the festival dances, and he always turns away the nice girls that come up to court him, even if he needs a wife now.”

A sudden light bulb flashed off in Jergens mind. He thought, and thought, before conjuring up an idea for a meal ticket so absurd, so moronic, that even the old woman might object to it.

“Hey, lady, mind if I use your bath?” oh yes, he knew how to get that job now.


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Oh, sweet God, I can't believe I'm writing this x-x
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GingerNut's picture

*Extremely shameless bump*

*Extremely shameless bump*
Seele's picture

Ohpfff Jergens! I'm curious

Ohpfff Jergens! I'm curious about your plan! XDD I didn't see this before honestly, do things get bumped down this quick? Yaik D8
GingerNut's picture

Pfft... I accidentally left

Pfft... I accidentally left out a paragraph xD NOW it... kinda makes sense I guess. 0-o
Sorry x3
ocean's picture

-snerk- xD All over comment

-snerk- xD
All over comment for the series so far: looking good! 8D I like your characters; they're very vibrant. ^^
Spyrre's picture

Ehh, now I´m a bit worried of

Ehh, now I´m a bit worried of what evil plans he has in his mind...
XD
thecapturedplanet's picture

I love this character so

I love this character so much, I've already told you that, but still~
GingerNut's picture

Aw, thanks ^^; Your little

Aw, thanks ^^; Your little guy is pretty amazing as well. Nervousness is always a good character trait *obligatory thumbs up*