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The object to your left....

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January 25, 2012 - 3:39am — Pretzil
Idea!

Here's how it goes.


The object closest to your left hand is the only weapon you have against the zombie apocalypse.
What is it?



...Mine is a pillow. :'Dim so screwed
January 25, 2012 - 10:49pm — quadraptor
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*walks over and stands with

*walks over and stands with his left hand next to his katana*

My Katana! XD!!

I'm kidding, I know that's cheating. It would still be my Xbox. But weapon of choice would be my katana Eye
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January 25, 2012 - 10:49pm — Iaurdagnire
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My bank statement

My bank statement T_T
"Behold! You are no match for my frivolous spending habits!"
"grraAAAHHHHHHHH!"
January 25, 2012 - 11:07pm — menispermum

ALSKHDHA DAG LOL I now

ALSKHDHA DAG LOL



I now have a Mocha Frapp from Starbucks, some chopsticks and a wedding ring. xD
January 25, 2012 - 11:10pm — Ourania
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a hair elasctic. *shoots it

a hair elasctic. *shoots it at them* =/
January 25, 2012 - 11:11pm — starr

BIOLOGY

BIOLOGY FOLDER/HOMEWORK.

Yep. Yep. That will certainly bore them back to their graves B)
January 25, 2012 - 11:18pm — Mis
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A bottle of honey. It's

A bottle of honey.
It's easily dosated and 100% natural!

..And very STICKY!
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January 26, 2012 - 3:54am — Pretzil
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a foil wrapper

a foil wrapper
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January 26, 2012 - 4:15am — AliceV

A big tiger-plush. *flails

A big tiger-plush.

*flails it like a morning star* bring it on.
January 26, 2012 - 9:34am — Zergarikiaka
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....... Resituated... and

....... Resituated... and screwed. XD

Closest thing to my left is... a ballpoint pen. XD
Then makeup (coverstick) and billing homework. Further off within range is a cellphone, a dragon water fountain, and a cup of tea. XD;;;
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January 26, 2012 - 12:56pm — SuperKirby

My.. kitten? ;A; The nearest

My.. kitten? ;A;

The nearest thing that doesn't involve using my cat as bait is a plastic bottle of water. And its only half full. o-o
January 26, 2012 - 2:09pm — Salome
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My bonsai PLANTS VS

My bonsai Cool


PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

January 26, 2012 - 2:25pm — BambooKirin

^ yeesss Now the closest

^ yeesss

Now the closest thing to my left is a bowl of cereal. I'm going to need proper zombie apocalypse supplies :'l
January 26, 2012 - 6:16pm — menispermum

A TOOTHBRUSH. >B| WE SHALL

A TOOTHBRUSH. >B|
WE SHALL LEARN THEM PROPER ORAL HYGIENE.
January 26, 2012 - 7:54pm — Baal
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Now I have a gallon pickle

Now I have a gallon pickle jar full of pennies....I do suppose that counts as a one use blunt object and repeat use stabby item. ^_^
January 26, 2012 - 9:02pm — Pegasicorn
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I now have the empty wrapper

I now have the empty wrapper of a granola bar. 8D;
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January 27, 2012 - 12:06am — Pretzil
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glasses

glasses cleaner.



/spritzspritzspritzspritzspritzspritz
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January 27, 2012 - 2:33am — Foxglaive
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Ahh! Believing or not but it

Ahh! Believing or not but it was at work when reading onto such proposed question when leftward looking found ... a coatrack! With styrofoam heads atop! Here is what it looking like:
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa384/Foxglaive/coatrack.jpg

Such a thing may seem very unlickly, yes? But it's true!

Here is the strategem for using a coatrack equipped with wizard heads.
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa384/Foxglaive/itemtoleft.jpg
See? It serves as decoy! Run while safe? Or hit it! Ahh! Not me! The zombie was what was meaninged.
January 27, 2012 - 2:44am — Pretzil
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^ROFLLLLLLL /ded

^ROFLLLLLLL /ded
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January 27, 2012 - 8:31pm — Tsudo
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A roll of toilet paper... lol

A roll of toilet paper... lol v.v

I'm sick and had no tissues ;o;

I guess I can TP the zombies ... Laughing out loud
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January 27, 2012 - 8:36pm — Ourania
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My kindle fire or can of

My kindle fire or can of hairspray. I can either look up how to defeat them or spray them in the eyes and hope for the best 8'D
January 27, 2012 - 9:06pm — WonderfullySarcastic
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I now have a small glass bowl

I now have a small glass bowl with three pieces of cat food and a 25' retractable tape measure.

Yay! More blunt objects! If only my aim was good ;.;
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January 27, 2012 - 9:54pm — no-name-none

a cup of tea and a rack of pc

a cup of tea and a rack of pc games, i shall run while they plays dem!
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updates and bios
January 30, 2012 - 6:13am — Zergarikiaka
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And let's go again. To my

And let's go again.

To my left....

My favorite western/cowboy boots. 8|

I'LL JUST WALK THREW THE ZOMBIES ON THEIR HEADS KTHXESCAPE.
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January 30, 2012 - 6:31am — Pretzil
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A small purple wolf

A small purple wolf Squishable.

...wtfdoidowiththislol
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January 30, 2012 - 6:57am — quadraptor
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This time, I have a fairly

This time, I have a fairly large plate.

I could throw it like a frisbee and fail horribly...kind of like Shaun of the Dead XD
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January 30, 2012 - 7:18am — Pegasicorn
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This time I'm holding a

This time I'm holding a reindeer plushy. I don't think I'm any better off with this than I was with the paper towel. |D;
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January 30, 2012 - 9:49am — Torturer

Well, the closest to my left

Well, the closest to my left is.. my chihuahua.
He wil.. scare them away. D:
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January 30, 2012 - 10:36pm — taytay101
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My nightstand with a bunch of

My nightstand with a bunch of crap on it... I can lift it... >=) Watch out zombies...
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