This Jerk - [Altijd]

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Hello! This bio contains a LOT of eyes! If you're sensitive to that, you might want to skip this one.

They're not realistic, mostly silly.
If you're unsure, contact me on discord: MisMantis#4207, and I can show you a teeny preview so you can judge for yourself.

Altijd curses a LOT, there might be vague mentions of consensual sexy talk.

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When opossums are "playing 'possum," they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.




In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can't flow.




A rainbow can be seen only in the morning or late afternoon. It can occur only when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon.

MentalRestless
PhysicalPretty good
Quote"That's not blackmail! Blackmail is threatening to release your sex tape. I'm just pancakemailing you."
Current events

14-10-2020

Not much has been going on for Altijd so I haven't been updating his diaries. He's a very grumpy boy, and slowly becoming a bit more of a jerk than he already was. Hope nobody takes it personally :") Just let me know when he goes too far.









Disclaimer

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Art up top by me, space background + EYES by Apel, art below by Novaqi.

Altijd is a character and is played 100% IC! Set grabbing? Totally IC!! He doesn't mind he's quite cool. But! I am the steering wheel and I take responsibility for him and his uh crap, so please if anything is ever unclear contact me!! Never be shy we love to chat.

There can be vague mentions of mature content on this bio, but most of it is on toyhouse. You will possibly find mentions of sexual content, violence, body horror.
You will not find: rape, child abuse, extensive gore descriptions.

Again: Questions or disagreeement with what is written here is FINE, please let me know, anonymously if you need, and we can talk it over.

I rarely pause my deer, so if I don't respond I'm likely just afk, we'll get back to you asap!

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Xemi's picture

Holy shit how awesome is this

Holy shit how awesome is this guy? GONNA STEAL HIM MIS. GONNA GIT HIM.
Casually steals a new page in the process... B)
Tuo's picture

He is too awesome I can't

He is too awesome I can't even hnjghf.
parrotsnpineapple's picture

Should likely track this

Should likely track this now~
We love him haha!
TmA's picture

Oh, his concept is awesome! I

Oh, his concept is awesome! I really love this. Track.
My Sahrot was afraid of him at first time, but was glad to meet Altijd today.
By Cicadia and Jalawhey <3
Junalia's picture

Haha! So that's what he

Haha! So that's what he thinks of Jun? She rather likes him to stick by when no one else is around. Walter adopted her so that's why she's so clingy with that one, at least. She had seent he case and wanted to go in to help him but this big blue guy showed up. It was for the better, actually. She got beat up a bit later though, haha. Maybe he'll like her better when she's wounded, if he's afetr that poof smokey stuff.

Very interesting guy you have here though. Very curious. I'll be keeping an eye on him.
Mis's picture

Oh woop comments! Xemi: Nooo

Oh woop comments!

Xemi:
Nooo 8( U thief. THIEEEEF. Nah’s cool you can has. Goodluck >_>”

Tuoho:
Is that the sound of you dying? Hurkgffwaah

Kate:
He loves you toooo >8)…

TmA:
Ah he was with the babies right? Altijd just kind of counted them like baby 1, 2 and 3. And possibly more hehe. But I think we remember him. Sahrot is very sensible for being a bit afraid of him XD

Junalia:
What did he say he thought of Jun? :”) He kind of thinks the same about most children. Of course his mood goes with his situation too. You read quite a bit if you caught onto the smoke thing haha! But he doesn’t dislike Junalia at all? Not sure where you read that. Wouldn’t be coming to fetch her if he did? XD

Thank you! Smiling
Junalia's picture

Oh I know! I just thought the

Oh I know! I just thought the way you worded it was cute! I can see him smiling and playing with fawns while at the same time having an inner groan because of the responsibility. And yes, characters who catch my interest I tend to read a lot about, and it mentioned right in your update that he was after the purple smoke.
Mis's picture

Junalia: Yeaaah, kids just

Junalia:
Yeaaah, kids just aren't his forté but he doesn't dislike them either. That image is pretty correct though :") He tries! He's gotten attatched to a few babies but he's also very easily able to take his distance.
Ah glad he caught your interest! Yeah, in the update a nameless is mentioned, that's his main source anyway. I thought I would possibly need an excuse for him to interact with others, which is where the wounded/sick deer came in, but in hindsight that didn't matter so much. Which is good.
Junalia's picture

Yeah. I had read your one

Yeah. I had read your one blog that had he and some others on it which explained the mist thing better. His concept is very different than the other soul-based characters I've come across. And the way you did his face, it's creepy yet kind at the same time. Very cool.
Mis's picture

Ah the development blog?

Ah the development blog? Thought that pretty buried haha! Good job finding it! The others are more story-related now than actual characters, but their concepts are pretty fun. I think I have more about the mist in Altijd's tabs than on that blog though, but if you have any questions regarding feel free! Smiling

Souls are an interesting concept! I hope he's different haha, it's not the most original subject but that's part of the fun. Thank you though, designing characters is fun but hard work. Sure you'll do fine with Junalia too! I'm not a good artist but I used adoptables and commissions to get Altijd's design right, can't take all the credit. Others their input is always super helpful Smiling
Junalia's picture

Oh that's sweet! The one

Oh that's sweet! The one player that plays a fox that Jun has been sticking by has offered to give it a try so we'll see what she comes up with. I think she will be cute no matter what she ends up with. Personality is what matters, right? I'm eager to see how her story will develop. Looks like I'm getting her into a mess of a plot. I'm trying to dig through profiles and posts looking for bits of the story to que me in a bit. I like digging up things on profiles, especially art on DA. You can see how the artists' talent changed over time.
wingeddeer's picture

Seen this guy around alot

Seen this guy around alot lately. Pretty cool character. <3
Trackingggg


Mis's picture

Ha thanks Wingeddeer! Maybe

Ha thanks Wingeddeer! Maybe we'll bump into you sometime Smiling

I'm sorry but my Neaveh was

I'm sorry but my Neaveh was fascinated by your pictograms! So beautiful 3 gene picto I've ever seen! And I was curious! I'm sorry if my Neaveh bothered!
Mis's picture

She's not bothering at all!

She's not bothering at all! And his pictogram does tend to attract the curious, haha Smiling

I'm in the woods I haven't

I'm in the woods I haven't many friends! This picto I discovered recently! And I would like to get acquainted with this guy! And find out more about it! His picto is really beautiful! It will probably be the very first 3 gen picto! He is really interesting! Track :3
Would you mind if I ever meet him again met?
Mis's picture

Feel free to! I love this

Feel free to! I love this guy's picto, it's just really amazing. And of course we wouldn't mind, feel free to come say hi to us any time! Altijd is alright with just about anyone.

Thank you ! I will be glad to

Thank you ! I will be glad to see him again!
But I will probably be a little nervous! (:

bruh who did you have to

bruh
who did you have to kill for that pictogram (/_ _)/

Mis's picture

A lot of people Nopje. A lot

A lot of people Nopje.
A lot of people.

You wouldn't know me anymore. I'm dangerous.
Mis's picture

I didn't even click add

I didn't even click add comment twice for that one

*runs away screaming*

*runs away screaming*

fangirls

fangirls
Thais's picture

You know already how much I

You know already how much I am loving his new looks, but I can't stop staring at him, he is too awesome for words! The white halo is amazing too!

10/10 *thumbs up*
Display pic by crabbycrown ♥
Echosong's picture

jhkarkbhjgsrbhk I love his

jhkarkbhjgsrbhk

I love his new design!
Mis's picture

Wow I completely missed the

Wow I completely missed the scary fangirl yelling there HAHA oops sorry :")

Thais, thank you! Part of me feels bad for changing him, but it's part of his character so yeah. Happens.

Thanks Echosong! You ninja'd me ;_;
parrotsnpineapple's picture

I really love his markings

I really love his markings the most auugh. So very very cool.
ApoideaBee's picture

*'splodes*

*'splodes*
Avatar by Eyestrain

My favorite set and my

My favorite set and my favorite place. What's different between us? I'm a lady
Hi
Mis's picture

We are one and the same! I am

We are one and the same! I am you, you are me!

Differences potentionally being that we like this set and that we sat down wherever we felt like sitting down.

I even wanted to drive away

I even wanted to drive away you, but I have too good a mood, and I like you
good day
Mis's picture

Not sure how you were going

Not sure how you were going to go about that if you can't actually hurt anyone in-game Eye
Frankly if you worry about sets and "places where people sit", this might not be your game Smiling
CthulhuZuzu's picture

Oh that is such an

Oh that is such an interesting character! I find it interesting to already finding two names on this site that I know the meaning of! I can imagine Altijd must sound curious!
Mis's picture

Thanks CthulhuZuzu! It was

Thanks CthulhuZuzu! It was actually his project name at first, but the name stuck. As they always do. And I like using words XD I sometimes wonder how others pronounce it but, I think he agrees with any version of it :")
Awentia's picture

Absolutely gorgeous

Absolutely gorgeous character! Tracking- He was lovely company for my Zenaida.
Discord: Tzvii#9954 // Signature by Wake.
Mis's picture

Hey Awentia! Your Zenaida

Hey Awentia! Your Zenaida seems a really cool character, we're happy to meet them! Smiling And thank you too!
Awentia's picture

Ahh, thank you n' I'm glad!

Ahh, thank you n' I'm glad! No problem!
Discord: Tzvii#9954 // Signature by Wake.

Oh man, I forgot to re-track

Oh man, I forgot to re-track this.
kiwara's picture

retrackin'.

retrackin'.
Avatar © Squeegie & Siggy © Caiir + other
sora1996's picture

Oh, amazing. Juno is happy to

Oh, amazing. Juno is happy to meet someone who, to some extent, looks like him. Idea
Heldoryn's picture

I love this design!!! Seems

I love this design!!! Seems like an interesting character too <3
Shey's picture

I remember this boy ;_; I

I remember this boy ;_; I thought I was tracking him already!!
Mis's picture

sora1996: Thanks for goofing

sora1996:
Thanks for goofing off with us! I felt like I had to learn the language again, sorry if we were weird(er than usual) <3
Al thought the same though! Handsclub!

Heldoryn:
Thanks! A lot of info just isn't here anymore now. We'll see if I get to it.

Shey:
Ahh hello!! That's nice to hear! Laughing out loud

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thanks for helping me out

thanks for helping me out with my set, it's appreciated! track <3
Mis's picture

Fishbiscuit: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fishbiscuit:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Volldrune:
Oh awesome that was you! You're very welcome, we enjoy helping out! Smiling

Hello! A very unusual

Hello! A very unusual character!
just track.
CydaLuva83's picture

It is really cool to see you

It is really cool to see you around again
Signature By Aihnna, Avatar by YaraMyst
Spirituelle's picture

t

t <3
Mis's picture

lilioo: Thanks!

lilioo:
Thanks! Laughing out loud

CydaLuva83:
I remember you!!! It's so nice to see you too!! Hope you've been doing well <3

Spirituelle:
<3 !! Another familair name!