Because I want to see something more positive on here, dangit!
(and just so I can get the joke in, C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!)

These are some longish chains of emotes that I use, and what they mean. Share yours!

Taking a bath:
Step 1: Go to the shallows in the pond, away from the reeds, where it's very deep without being Frog-Depth. A drink is optional, makes it clear you're interacting with the water.
Step 2: Sit down to let the water clean your back.
Step 3: Stand up again and quickly hit Laugh, and wiggle in place by turning while on your back, so that you get every last bit of fur wet.
Step 4: (Optional) Sit down again, lather, rinse, repeat.
Step 5: Walk out of the deep shallows, til the water is hock-high, or up onto the bank.
Step 6: Hit listen, then hit it again very quickly; Now you're shaking off the water! Do this a couple times to get all the water out.
Step 7: Sit in a sunny patch for a while to dry off. Now you're squeaky clean!

Of course, you could always just stand under the Crying Idol and have a shower, via this:

TAKING A SHOWER!
1. Stand under falling water of the Crying Idol.
2. Press 'listen' twice as quickly as possible, so that the deer just shakes it's fur. C:

If you perchance catch a cold, use this fun emote combo to express your blocked sinuses!

Mega-Sneezes:
1: Hit your spells button
2: Select whichever one you like (I go with the one I don't care if I lose)
3: As fast as you can go under your emotes and laugh; this should give the effect of sneezing so hard you fell over. (Works very well for mini's since they seem like they would be easy to knock over...'least Ady does anyway. ^x^

Feeling better? Or is your nose cold? Go up to a friend and rub noses!

Rub Noses:
1: Sniff deer
2: While sniffing quickly hit the shake head (no) button

More snuggling styles:

Back/Neck nuzzle:
1: Stand next to a deer you're close to, and hook your deer's head over their shoulder.
2: hit the 'Shake Head' emote, and hopefully your friend will understand that they're getting a neck nuzzle!

Fawn nuzzle:
1: Use 'Sad' to get yourself on the Mini-deer or fawn's level.
2: Hit the Nuzzle emote to lean down and nuzzle your pint-sized friend.
Alternatively: Use 'Yes' or 'No to rub or scratch the fawn or mini-deer's head and nose. D'aww!