Ms. Frumpy Feathers Mc'Gee!




MATURE CONTENT!!
ya might be blinded




I-DEE.

Female. Obv.

A compulsive liar.

Sounds like Lady Gaga.

Is the size of number 4.

Doesn't like homosexuals.

Attention whore. Abuse seeker.

Dislikes manly does and girly stags.

Ears and face have multiple piercings.

Constantly lactates. Tits have piercings too.

Runs so uber-fast that no one can catch her.

Has lipstick and eye shadow on for some reason.

Able to moo so loud that other deer can and WILL go deaf.

Has adopted 42 orphans and 7 mentally stunted adults.

Gets raped so often that she actually seeks it out now.

Don't make her mad. She'll fart in your face while you sleep.

Capable of throwing tantrums that would put any toddler to shame.

Has lots of scars and bruises because she enjoys being abused a lot.

Deliberately gets into trouble so her 37 boy frans can save her and dote her.

Believes all deer that don't look like her are of the devil and should be killed.

If she is ever injured, she will heal overnight because she's fuckin' swag like that.

Delicate body. Has been snapped in half four times. Rebirthed each of those times.

Can grow antlers out of fucking nowhere when she wants to fight. Must be the forest magic.

Her hobby involves giving blowjobs for a cheap price of forest crack. Mushrooms. She's too fucking small to reach them herself.

Claims others a lot, as if they were objects. Anyone that tries to take her things will be castrated or get their uterus ripped out. Or both.

Has 400 children. All of them are of different species despite Miss Frumpy Feather's prejudices. All the males became rapists and women-beaters too.

Gifted with the shitty excuse of intelligence of a deer...because she's a deer. Deer are stupid. The fact that she's about the size of a house cat doesn't help either.

Skittish. Approaches deer and shows fear whilst she does it, which makes no fucking sense because skittish deer shouldn't have the balls to approach others.

Prefers having sex with males so big that their dicks could split her in half. How she's still alive is under questioning. Maybe she can change her body's size at will.

Seeing her pregnant isn't a rare sight. Quite the contrary. She's constantly pregnant because she sleeps around with the 37 stags she's friends with.

Adorned with a beautiful crown of peacock feathers. They radiate amazingness. Technically a shemale because only male indian peafowl have these kinds of feathers.

Was a deer in her past life. Ran in front of a car - and not in the opposite direction- because she's a stupid fuckin' deer, and deer do that. In her past life before this past life, she was a dirty dancer. She was raped and killed for stabbing bitches and being a crack whore.


the fuck u doin outta the

the fuck u doin outta the kitchen?

It's a wednesday. I don't

It's a wednesday. I don't have to be in the kitchen, you whore.

Can't decide whether to laugh

Can't decide whether to laugh or be offended.
Maybe both.

In either case I applaud you.

both is good thank you.

both is good
thank you.
alcinda's picture

she's a very well thought-out

she's a very well thought-out character. good job, definitely tracking this. Cool

weee! thank you. I tried to

weee!

thank you. I tried to develop her.

*Spits her propel

*Spits her propel everywhere.*

don't laugh please, but i'm a

don't laugh please, but i'm a little confused ;; ?

jala, is that a good reaction

jala, is that a good reaction or bad?


jinxyness - I'm confused too.
arrowdoe's picture

"Deliberately gets into

"Deliberately gets into trouble so her 37 boy frans can save her and dote her."

I'm dying omg.

thanks, arrowdoe. she is

thanks, arrowdoe. she is totes a bitch.

Most of these things are

Most of these things are lame, and while this one is no exception, I actually lol'd.

happy to hear that!

happy to hear that!
FeintHearted's picture

^ Initial reaction... XD



^ Initial reaction... XD


tee-hee.

tee-hee.
Carry's picture

o-o I . . . . ummm

o-o

I . . . . ummm
OrinocoFlow's picture

my thoughts exactly Feint XD

my thoughts exactly Feint XD
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis

but does she SMELL like Lady

but does she SMELL like Lady Gaga?
that's the real question here
Apoidea's picture

Quote:Can't decide whether to

Quote:
Can't decide whether to laugh or be offended.
Maybe both.


Yeah... my sentiments exactly...

while at the same time your courage is wonderful.
Verdalas's picture

I laughed myself to the point

I laughed myself to the point of choking after reading this.
WonderfullySarcastic's picture

I.. I just don't have words..

I.. I just don't have words.. I smiled the whole while as I read, but I feel like I should be offended for someone..or a lot of someones.

Still. You've got ballsguts for posting this :'D
#1354
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TmA's picture

"Must be the forest magic.

"Must be the forest magic. Her hobby involves giving blowjobs for a cheap price of forest crack."

By Cicadia and Jalawhey <3

LOL finally someone with a

LOL
finally someone with a sense of humour
Flatsoda's picture

Quote:Has 400 children. All

Quote:
Has 400 children. All of them are of different species despite Miss Frumpy Feather's prejudices. All the males became rapists and women-beaters too.


OMFG LOL.

Frumpy Feathers!

Frumpy Feathers!
OkamiLugia's picture

omg das the best backstory i

omg das the best backstory i evur hrd
Silverfang's picture

com bi 2 hos ltr )))

com bi 2 hos ltr Eye)))
Silverfang's picture

dubl da trubl ifuknow

dubl da trubl

ifuknow
thelittleraven's picture

-cries forever-

-cries forever-
Xemi's picture

... OH MY GOD THIS COMIC GOLD

... OH MY GOD THIS COMIC GOLD LMFRJKGHDROFL SEND HELP
shamelessly bumps this I need this on my track list ok tyvm

WHAT. i caN'T

WHAT.

i caN'T AZJNDSKNDKNDKSNDKSNDDKSNSD

choking
by Niriya and SoliloquyChryseis♥
Emikomi's picture

Trackity track~

Trackity track~
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