Ms. Frumpy Feathers Mc'Gee!
November 15, 2012 - 3:35am — FrumpyFeathers
MATURE CONTENT!!
ya might be blinded
I-DEE.
Female. Obv.
A compulsive liar.
Sounds like Lady Gaga.
Is the size of number 4.
Doesn't like homosexuals.
Attention whore. Abuse seeker.
Dislikes manly does and girly stags.
Ears and face have multiple piercings.
Constantly lactates. Tits have piercings too.
Runs so uber-fast that no one can catch her.
Has lipstick and eye shadow on for some reason.
Able to moo so loud that other deer can and WILL go deaf.
Has adopted 42 orphans and 7 mentally stunted adults.
Gets raped so often that she actually seeks it out now.
Don't make her mad. She'll fart in your face while you sleep.
Capable of throwing tantrums that would put any toddler to shame.
Has lots of scars and bruises because she enjoys being abused a lot.
Deliberately gets into trouble so her 37 boy frans can save her and dote her.
Believes all deer that don't look like her are of the devil and should be killed.
If she is ever injured, she will heal overnight because she's fuckin' swag like that.
Delicate body. Has been snapped in half four times. Rebirthed each of those times.
Can grow antlers out of fucking nowhere when she wants to fight. Must be the forest magic.
Her hobby involves giving blowjobs for a cheap price of forest crack. Mushrooms. She's too fucking small to reach them herself.
Claims others a lot, as if they were objects. Anyone that tries to take her things will be castrated or get their uterus ripped out. Or both.
Has 400 children. All of them are of different species despite Miss Frumpy Feather's prejudices. All the males became rapists and women-beaters too.
Gifted with the shitty excuse of intelligence of a deer...because she's a deer. Deer are stupid. The fact that she's about the size of a house cat doesn't help either.
Skittish. Approaches deer and shows fear whilst she does it, which makes no fucking sense because skittish deer shouldn't have the balls to approach others.
Prefers having sex with males so big that their dicks could split her in half. How she's still alive is under questioning. Maybe she can change her body's size at will.
Seeing her pregnant isn't a rare sight. Quite the contrary. She's constantly pregnant because she sleeps around with the 37 stags she's friends with.
Adorned with a beautiful crown of peacock feathers. They radiate amazingness. Technically a shemale because only male indian peafowl have these kinds of feathers.
Was a deer in her past life. Ran in front of a car - and not in the opposite direction- because she's a stupid fuckin' deer, and deer do that. In her past life before this past life, she was a dirty dancer. She was raped and killed for stabbing bitches and being a crack whore.
the fuck u doin outta the
It's a wednesday. I don't
Can't decide whether to laugh
Maybe both.
In either case I applaud you.
both is good thank you.
thank you.
she's a very well thought-out
weee! thank you. I tried to
thank you. I tried to develop her.
*Spits her propel
don't laugh please, but i'm a
jala, is that a good reaction
jinxyness - I'm confused too.
"Deliberately gets into
I'm dying omg.
thanks, arrowdoe. she is
Most of these things are
happy to hear that!
^ Initial reaction... XD
^ Initial reaction... XD
tee-hee.
o-o I . . . . ummm
I . . . . ummm
my thoughts exactly Feint XD
~ C.S. Lewis
but does she SMELL like Lady
that's the real question here
Quote:Can't decide whether to
Yeah... my sentiments exactly...
while at the same time your courage is wonderful.
I laughed myself to the point
I.. I just don't have words..
Still. You've got
ballsguts for posting this :'D.
"Must be the forest magic.
LOL finally someone with a
finally someone with a sense of humour
Quote:Has 400 children. All
OMFG LOL.
Frumpy Feathers!
omg das the best backstory i
com bi 2 hos ltr )))
dubl da trubl ifuknow
ifuknow
-cries forever-
... OH MY GOD THIS COMIC GOLD
shamelessly bumps this I need this on my track list ok tyvm
WHAT. i caN'T
i caN'T AZJNDSKNDKNDKSNDKSNDDKSNSD
choking
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