Monster's rut-files







~Prologue~

The mating-rituals of the inhabitants of my new home fascinate me still; They are as those of their lesser, "natural" equivalents, yet somehow more complex... A study worthy of my attention indeed. After all, I should strive to learn as much as I can from my new home.

~Condition~
[Will in/decrease by a few percent every day]
Mental: 89% [Sleep-deprived, torn away from his nocturnal nature]
Physical: 56% [A bite on a hind leg and a nasty, boil-infested wound on a front leg. Walks with a heavy limp.]

~log~



27-09-2011; day 1
I set out on my quest for knowledge in the daylight, as most of the inhabitants would be active around this time.
Though I had taken great care to tend to my injuries, I could not help but be slowed down by a devilish limp.
It is rather typical... You open up and poke around inside a giant, multi-celled virus once and he has to go and slash your leg open.
But I digress.
Limp aside, I soon found myself engulfed in play with two of the kind inhabitants when I got... sidetracked.
A rabbit the size of myself ran straight by my nose and I immediately gave chase. Damn those predatory instincts...
But unforeseen events unfold and the rabbit... just stopped and sniffed me. There was no fear in its being and it even crawled in under me!
Perplexed, I lay down next to it, watching it all the while the more primitive parts of my brain tried to figure out, ahem... "Why food no run".



...

Karma struck later that day when some invisible deer turned ME into a rabbit of unusual size! Needless to say, it is the last time I chase a rabbit in THIS forest...



Thoughts of the day: Rabbits will never be the same again...



Chickenwhite's picture

Necessary track

Necessary track

Track. ♥

Track. ♥
Chickenwhite's picture

Thank you ^w^

Thank you ^w^
Pegasicorn's picture

XDD Ok, I'm amused by that

XDD Ok, I'm amused by that first entry, so I need to track this.
Chickenwhite's picture

Glad you were! XD If you

Glad you were! XD If you can't tell, this entire thing is just here to make people laugh during the rut XD