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Dirty Little Things Meme : Dannii!

Have you ever:

Lied to your ~~parents~~ guardian?
Nnnnyes, but only about minor things. Usually stuff like 'why yes I've put my laundry away' when I haven't.

Stolen from your ~~parents~~ guardian?
LOL fuck no

Yelled or physically fought with your ~~parents~~ guardian?
Yelled at, sure. Been hit by, but never hit her back.

Resented your family?
Of course. I often despise my sister and fear her.

Snuck out of the house or run away from home?
I tried to run away. I got to the bottom of the street LOL.

Injured yourself on purpose?
Yes. Cut my hand, my arms (not my wrists or the underside), bit myself, cut my hips...but not to 'relieve myself of the paaain of liviiiing' or any shit like that. More of a curiousity thing, a blood thing.

Had an eating disorder?
Eeeeh there was a while where I lost weight like shiiiit during the summer. I go through phases of not eating then stuffing my face so it sort of balances. 8D

Considered or attempted suicide?
Considered it plenty of times in 2008 or so. That was my emo phase.

Been depressed?
Never depressed, no.

Been abused?
Mmmno, I wouldn't say that.

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Broken a law?
HAHA, I suppose so.

Been arrested?
Nope.

Been sentenced?
Nooooo.

Stolen or shoplifted?
I stole a cheesestring once, and there was this period of time I went through where I'd snap the charms and such off of cheap necklaces in stores, pocket them, and walk out.

Assaulted someone?
No. Come close to it though, fuck...

Used a weapon on someone?
Well I stabbed my sister's hand with a fork.

Owned a weapon?
Nope.

Killed someone?
Hell no. Wouldn't dream of it.

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Committed domestic abuse?
No...?

Sexual abuse?
Fuck no.

Child abuse?
LOL no. I'd love to dropkick the little fuckers sometimes, but no no no.

Cheated on someone/had an affair?
I'd never, ever...

Lied to your significant other?
No, actually. I'm not a liar.

Dumped someone?
Yeah.

Been dumped?
Yup.

Been in a relationship only for the sex?
Uh, no.

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Caused a car accident?
Don't driiiive.

Been pulled over?
Don't driiiiiiive~

Driven drunk or high?
DON'T DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE~

Broken into a car?
DON'T DRIIIIII--oh wait. Uh, no, but when I was little I smashed a car window with a brick 8D It was an old thing and noone was using it and ya.

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Broken a bone?
Noooo.

Been to the hospital?
Lolyeah.

Almost died?
Yup C: Nearly drowned several times, nearly been hit by a car, nearly fallen into a river...

Had stitches?
Nope.

Had a major surgery?
Lolnah.

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Cried over a girl? [romantically]
Yuuup.

Cried over a boy? [romantically]
Nope.

Cried at a funeral?
Yup.

Seen someone die?
Not quite. I've seen someone dead, I think.

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Is there something you have done and regretted?
I don't have regrets, really.

If you could go back in time and stop yourself from doing one thing, what would it be?
Nothing.

If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would you kill?
I wouldn't.

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Do you drink? In excess?
Not at all. I'm averse to alcohol.

Do you smoke? In excess?
No, and I never will.

Do you do drugs?
All behavioural evidence to the contrary, no.

Have you ever done or tried “hard” drugs?
Fuck, no.

Have you abused prescription drugs?
No.

Have you ever overdosed?
No.

Do you consider yourself addicted to any substance?
Tea.

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Admit something embarrassing about yourself.
LOL I'm a crybaby.

Do you currently have any secrets?
Eh, sort of.

Have you spilled someone else’s secret?
It was a lie, not a secret, and I was trying to help by telling a teacher so whee.

Have your friends ever betrayed you or vice versa?
Mmm...not quite, and no.

Nation Meme

( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( )You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (well a bit that sticks out)
( ) You're a good artist
(x) You can be clumsy
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation

(3/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

( ) You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
( ) You rely on people too much
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

( 4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favourite foods.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog.
(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard... too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
( )You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
( ) You've had issues with money once or twice

( 2/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

( )You're very mature
( ) You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
( ) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( ) You're good at practical tasks
(x)You need time to adjust to new people

(2/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

( ) You love burgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
( ) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( ) You can seem to be very brash to other people
( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x)You wear glasses

( 1/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
( ) You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )..But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(x) You have tried doing black magic before
(x) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(5/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
(x) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
(x) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(6/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood. (in other people's view, yes.)
( ) You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personality
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
( ) You love sunflowers
( ) You love vodka
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (LOL)

(3/10) for Russia

China (Wang Yao)

( ) You're very mature
( ) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
( ) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
( ) You're good at drawing
( ) You like sweets

(0/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

( ) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
( ) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(x) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
(x)You wear glasses

(3/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
( ) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
( ) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
(x) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
( )You're bilingual
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(3/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers, one you get along with and one you do not
( )You have very strong emotions about varietys of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(x) You can be very friendly from time to time
( ) You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(1/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

(x) You have a potty-mouth
( ) You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
( ) You're very reliable
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(x) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
( ) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid marriages quite well
(x) You're not always taken seriously
( ) You like drinking
( ) You want to become stronger

(2/10)

who am I? FRANCE. I am not surprised.

Meme 1

THE BASICS

Who are you?
Rutilus Phoebus. Ruttii, Rut, Delicious Walrus. Yeah, I'm him.

What gender are you?
Guy.

What's your age, roughly?
Twenty six. Christ, I'm gettin' old. But weirdly enough I appear younger than Taliene inforest. You're as young as you feel I guess.

What's your orientation?
...S-straight! I'm--straight! Don't look at me like that, jackass!

Eye Colour?
Cerulean blue.

Hair Colour?
Golden-blonde.

Clothing choice?
Jeans and dress shirts. And leather.

THE FAMILY

Mother?
Don't care.

Father?
Loved my real dad. Hate the bastard that calls himself my father now.

Siblings?
Tali and Jared.

Other relatives?
Eh, no.

THE LOVE LIFE

Do you have a partner?
Haha, no, no. I'm uh...not a lucky guy.

Are you married?
Nah. I wouldn't consider it now, not after last time.

Do you have/want kids?
...nah.

If you don't have a partner, do you want one?
Not really.

THE POSSESSIONS

Do you own a house or an apartment?
Shitty apartment.

GAVE UP ON IT BECAUSE I GOT BORED.