A stag was walking by a tree when he saw something posted on it. It said-


"Shout-out to all you single stags out there! Hey so umm...My name is Goddess and I've been very lonely lately. That doesn't mean I'm crazy, just lonely. I've never had a mate, but I have two children who are all grown up. I'm not sure what species I am but I am very skinny with a blue-ish pelt with a white belly. I am immortal, I perform magic. What else to say....Oh! I like stags who know how to have fun and smile, who are not too agressive or clingy, and who would not want me to change myself, for I won't ask them to. I like shooting stars, and and candles. I'll eat just about anything, so please send in if you are interested!

Hmm? What's this? It's an update!

Oh I don't want to be desperate but I'm going crazy seeing that nobody is looking at this! Please Please if you would like to meet me say your name and it will be written on this papaya plant!
And maybe a little description of yourself?

Sincerely,

Goddess

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