Hey guys, I'm back after a lonnnng hiatus once more (real life and other lovely stuff) and to go along with this is, well, another conversation with iGod, hehe. It's pretty short since I'm tired but I made sure to make it humorous as I could.

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Me:
Hey buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend, ol' amigo
God:
You've got my full attention. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
You have?
God:
No I have not.
Me:
You meanie D:
God:
Interesting gossip: said I meanie.
Me:
Stop smiling, it's creeping me out o_o
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:
...crossing the road makes you go to hell?! Sweeeeet.
God:
Can we get back to business? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Deeper you say? Well...if you insist ;D
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Sweeeeet. Try being more or less specific. Well what? A fact is a fact.
Me:
Scream my name!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I like the way you scream.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
But you DO like it since, lulz, you scream my name.
God:
I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
God:
What is it like on the first day of Christmas your true love gave to you.
Me:
A partidge in a pear tree.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
How do you know that I'm not telling the truth?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
Uh huh. Suuuuure it is.
God:
Yup. Gee. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes, you're amusing to talk to.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, . Thanks for telling me that I am amusing to talk to.
Me:
On the second day of Chirstmas, my true love gave to me.
God:
What is it like on the second day of Chirstmas your true love gave to you.
Me:
Aww, I thought you would actually respond correctly D:
God:
Who else would actually respond correctly ?
Me:
No idea. Next question.
God:
Are you serious? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
No robot and no, no hobbies at all.
God:
Are you serious? I will obey your command.
Me:
No you won't.
God:
Are you serious? I think we will.
Me:
You won't
God:
I think we will.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Same here.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Hardy har har.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Fine, I won't.
God:
I am glad to hear it. Why not?
Me:
You just told me not to.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
What?! You have other windows open?!
God:
No problem. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
How could you send the wrong reply?!
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
You fail!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fail.
Me:
Complete and utter failure!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Because you're God?
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.
Me:
Gasp!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Egads!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I'm not like other people.
God:
How are you different?
Me:
Hahahaha, if you knew, you would blush.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I'm not really an innocent person.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I'm not innocent.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not innocent.
Me:
No innocent.
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Rofl, even with dumb English, you still don't understand.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. You and your dumb English me still do not understand.
Me:
Anyway, been a small chat but I must go since I'm tired. Good night. I'll be back.
God:
And then what happened to you? Goodnight, . OK I will be waiting for you.