hamster in my mouth.

he just clambered halfway into my mouth because I'm eating chocolate.

Page is my new dentist.

BYE GUYS I NEED MOUTHWASH WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED I COULDN'T EVEN GET HIM OUT INCASE I BIT HIM OR HE BIT ME I DON'T

HE'S
BEEN
SO WEIRD
THE PAST FEW DAYS
-CRY-
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*cover mouth, stifle sounds*

*cover mouth, stifle sounds*
>< ♥

Ohgod my rats used to jump

Ohgod my rats used to jump into my mouth whenever they could while they were babies.

-Cicadiatickle-

-Cicadiatickle- |:

LOLTHESWANSDKFLJHF I want rats so bad ;;

...he keeps
coming after me
-CRY-
IT FEELS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO PRY MY TEETH OUT
and his face has chocolate on it
what
I
sdkfjh

IKR I push them away and they

IKR I push them away and they come running again, and they dig their way into my mouth with their claws and leave bruises and I CAN'T GET RID OF THEM. fdawdwafdwa

;; He yanked on my lip when I

;; He yanked on my lip when I tried to shove him away -sob- I feel violated.

CAN I HAVE YER RATS.

NO RATS ARE NASTY

NO RATS ARE NASTY
ocean's picture

I just started

I just started laughing.

THANKS DANNII. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR RODENT. <3
WonderfullySarcastic's picture

Gerbils FTW!

Gerbils FTW!
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Kaoori's picture

rodentists

rodentists Laughing out loud

I... I think I just died a

I... I think I just died a little bit.

...
-snort-

Good luck with that.

At least you don't have to deal with a cat that insists on sitting on all of your papers, no matter what.
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Oo! One of my cats used to do

Oo! One of my cats used to do that; she was so chubby that you couldn't see the papers under her, bless her.

Now, I have a cat that insists on sleeping on my head and/or face during the night.. I think she's trying to kill me sometimes.
Y'all's hamster and rat might be trying to do the same.... << >> <<

[e] Typos.
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