A funny RP, love me and Flef

WARNING: CONTAINS SWEARING AND SEXUAL STUFF. NOT FOR MINORS AT ALL.
A conversation between Masque and Aegle about how wonderful their sexual partners are. The general bickering that goes on between the two.

A: "OH WHAT IS THIS, DEAR?"

M: "NOTHING don't touch that."

A: "HEY YOUUUU. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BELT TAKE THAT OFF NOW. AND DONT YOU KNOW PANTS ARE OUT AND COMMANDO IS IN?"

M: "I did not know this."

T: "-drives a bus through them-"

A: "-ninja- HIYAAA. SO MASQUE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FUCC.... FU**LES... AKA A BIT....BIT OF SUNSHINE."

M: "Youshouldseeherinbed." -STEAMROLLED-

A:"youshouldseemeinbed. BUT MARRRR. IS WAY BETTER THEN YOULL EVER BE. |3"

M: "HAHH please. I bet he's really racked up years of experience with hot girls at the chemistry lab, huh?"

A: "Well at least he hasn't gotten his experience from a bunch a paid prostitutes. :3 Besides a smart man is sexy Masque. SEXY."

M: "First of all, I've only slept with like 5 hookers. SO THERE. AND I'M SMART. ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT CARS OR 60'S MUSIC AND I CAN TELL YOU. Nothing else though."

"AND ONE OF THEM WAS KIND OF A GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME, BY THE WAY."

A: "And I'm sure you got a STD for every second spent with them. Nothing sexier than that, huh? YOUR NOT SMART AT ALL. Besides Mar is respectful, you are NOT."

M: "Unlike you, I have a shred of common sense and use protection when I f*** the first thing that crosses my path. HOW'S THAT FOR RESPECT, BITCH."

A: "Oh, oh do you? Hows this, I f***only people that IM DATING. BECAUSE I HAVE RESPECT. YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU COULDN'T EVERRRR HAVE ME."

M: "Funny, I remember you looking for a sticking EVERY DAY before you were committed to Loser #1 and Loser #2. Yeah, real jealous. I know there was a huge barrier between us goin' at it and I was soooooo disappointed you weren't throwing yourself every waking moment. OH. WAIT. 8|"

A: "Don't even start with me. I did want you. AT THE TIME. But now IVE FOUND SOMEONE WHO CAN SATISFY MY NEEDS MASQUE. YOU KNOW YOU WANTED SOME. BUT YOUR GF WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR SORRY ASS. PFFFFT."

M: "You mean you've found some desperate virgin. -sarcastic clapping- Good job.
Pssshhh, I don't want any slice of that pie, darlin'. Never have, never will. "

A: "He is not desperate. He is my boyfriend who doesn't even CARE ABOUT F***ING ME. Unlike you and Tuna's relationship ours is not only consisted of a daily f***to keep us together."

A: "IM LEAVING. YOUR DAMAGED GOODS. -strokes face-"

M: "IT'S A PERK. At least she doesn't bring up every goddamn thing she can to make me feel like shit, honey."

A: "Well then. Well then. WELL THEN. I dislike your greatly good sir."

M: "WELL THATS NEW 8|"

A: IT IS.

M: "Have a good life with your emotionally dead friends, then. I'm sure it'll be tough having no one to bitch about every day, but maybe you'll manage."
-TAIL FLICK OF PRETENTIOUSNES-

A: -wimper- I hate you.

*PRETENTIOUSNESS

A: You can go die now.

M: "Yeah, the whole world knows already. Wanna say it one more time, in case anyone missed it?"

A: -coughs on face- I hope you catch that. AND DIE.

A: YOU A JACKASS.

A: DILDO FACE.

M: THANKS FOR THE AIDS, SWEETHEART. Better ket Mar know out of courtesy though. Unless you want me to tell him he's safer f***ing a used rubber in a whore house.

A: I swear god is going to strike you down with lightening any second. Better yet I'll just silence your sorry ass? -hair swipe-

M: What are you god of now? Syphilis and bitching people out? In that case, you're doing damn good.

A: I could be your god. -wink- HA. HA. HA. VERY FUNNY. WHY DONT YOU GO FIND YOUR LITTLE WH---WHOLE WHEAT BREAD. AKA TUNA.

M: And why don't you go find some birth control and a gynecologist.

A: I have both why don't you go find yourself a women not a girl?
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S SESSION OF AEGLE VS. MASQUE.

March 12, 2010 - 7:49am — Zergarikiaka

AAaaaaaaand I rofl's threw

AAaaaaaaand I rofl's threw every word of this. X'D

*goes to bed now, or really should have over an hour ago becauseoffreakingclassintheearlymorniiiiinnnnnggggD8*

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