June 25, 2010 - 4:57am — Alecsander
He was never one to have patience with the foolish, but this one was exceptionally childish.
It would stand there dancing on the edge of his vision and has been circling for the past ten minutes.
The body language said "I fear you."
Commonsense and prior knowledge translate this behavior into "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! HEY LOOK OVER HERE I'M AFRAID OF YOU!"
He sighed softly and turned his head again to attempt to ignore the pest, and yet again it ran up to ensure he was aware it was terrified of him.
He was annoyed, short tempered, and unwilling to put up with the female's bullshit.
"Do not think I do not see what you are trying to do."
It wasn't a shout, but if she did not shove off and find someone else to beg attention from it would be.
It answered with the normal stereotypical screams, cries, and cowering.
Ooh no its a little mini deer with bright colours and itty bitty little antlers.
My god it's *terrifying!*
Hide your fawns, hes a killer.
Sitting right there in a sun spot, alone, not making any attempt to get off his ass to socialize.
Clearly the greatest threat the forest had ever seen.
Ah well. Didn't hurt to take the bait occasionally.
She wanted something to fear eh?
He'd give her something to fear.
A few spells sneezed off and he was promptly ready to raise hell and harrass her until it took off the mask and smiled.
Or threw more of a tantrum.
Either was a viable outcome when it came down to it.
Even bad publicity was publicity.
Brilliant once again.
I really like this. It's