:.{Dirty Little Things Meme}.:

YES. Thankyou, Fled. >D

Have you ever:

Lied to your parents?

Yes :c For Rutilus...
Plenty of times.
Sure. 8|
Hm...Don't think so.
Hmph. <-- I...don't know. D8"
I don't think so :U
Only white lies, I think.

Stolen from your parents?

Never. I wouldn't dream of it.
I think I stole ten pounds from Caedo's wallet...
No.
Nope xD I don't have the guts.
... IDK probably
Uh, no.
I stole my dad's gloves a few times~ And I think I stole some money from him a few times too...

Yelled or physically fought with your parents?

:c Caedo hit me once.
Yeah. I used to yell at them all the time, and I dived at Caedo after he hit Taliene.
8| Yeah. Rak abused me, still does.
No D:
8| Probably.
I...might have bitten my dad once.
My dad beat me a little a few times, but I can't say I didn't deserve it.

Resented your family?

No, actually. Even after all that happened, no.
Fuck, yes.
Mhm.
Nope!
mhm.
A few times.
I had this one aunt that I despised.

Snuck out of the house or run away from home?

After Rutilus...yes.
Yup. For good.
Once. I didn't dare do it again after he broke my left arm.
I...sort of tried to...
...
No.
I snuck out once and never did it again.

Injured yourself on purpose?

|c There was one time that I cut my upper arm, but I never ever did it again after Rutilus yelled at me for it.
Punched walls, smashed mirrors.
...I still do.
8c Twice. I cut my hands...
Er, no.
Nope.
Um...I don't think so.

Had an eating disorder?

There was a period of time when I was fourteen that I was...really self-conscious and a bit anorexic :c
Nah.
Yeah.
Nope.
No.
Nuuu.
For a while in my teens, I was a little anorexic...

Considered or attempted suicide?

Never.
Considered it twice.
Succeeded once. Considered a million times.
I've considered it several times, but never ever attempted it. v_v
...No.
Mmnope.
I threatened to do it, but didn't.

Been depressed?

Sad, but never really depressed o:
Plenty of times.
Nearly every day.
Yeah |c
-sighs- Yes, I suppose.
Uh, not really.
Oh, yes...

Been abused?

Not really o:
Nah..
To this day.
...y-yes...B-but n-not b-by family...
...8|
Naaah.
Not really...I suppose my father's beatings would count as abuse, but...

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Broken a law?

-blinks- Not that I'm aware of.
-LAUGH- No shit.
................Not of my own will.
...Yyyyeah, I tried smoking and alcohol underage .__.
Yes, I suppose stealing children does count as breaking a law /sarcasm
...-face of complete LOL-
I don't think so.

Been arrested?

No!
Yuuup~ Twice.
Attempted. I fled.
8| No.
No. -smirk-
Mmnope.
Almost.

Been sentenced?

No.
One night in prison BC
No.
No.
No. -smirksmirk-
Nooo~
No.

Stolen or shoplifted?

I-I took a candy bar from a store without paying once, for Jared...
Do it all the time :U
No.
Uhh, I stole a cheesestring once, and there was this period of time I went through where I'd snap the charms and such off of cheap necklaces in stores, pocket them, and walk out.
-LAUGH- Does kidnapping children count? -SNORTLOL-
Uhh...I don't think so.
Never.

Assaulted someone?

No :c
AYE AYE, CAP'N 8U
...Yeah..?
Uhno.
...-ponder-
|D Yup.
Never.

Used a weapon on someone?

Of course not!
Yuuup~
-nods-
Naw.
...Maybe.
:U Eh, a crowbar.
No.

Owned a weapon?

No.
I own a gun. -PROUD-
Uh, knives?
8O Naw.
...-THINKmemoryfail-
Yeslol.
No.

Killed someone?

No!
Nope. Nearly been killed, though.
...Y-yeah...I-I didn't do it, though, it was...it wasn't me...
Nawwww.
No. I won't deny that I've considered it.
Eh, not exactly.
Heavens, no.

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Committed domestic abuse?

Never.
Uhhh not...really...?
...No.
...no.
...
[d=deepskyblue]Nuh uh.[/]
No.

Sexual abuse?

-shudders- No.
8| I know people that'd say I have, but I'd never fucking do that.
No.
...N-no...
-disgustedface- No.
No~
Oh Gods, no.

Child abuse?

Oh, never! ;___;
Oh pff no.
Never.
8| No. I scare them, though. ha. ha. ha. /sarcastic laugh
...-LAUGH-
Nope.
I wouldn't even think about it.

Cheated on someone/had an affair?

No no no ;_; I wouldn't even think about it.
Nope. As much as people think I'm a complete manwhore, I don't cheat.
No.
Rape doesn't count.
...no.
Nope~ One of the P.E. teachers at work kissed me though and he's married 8U
No.

Lied to your significant other?

o: I don't think so. Maybe little white lies about how I'm feeling, but that's it.
Plenty of times. Have to.
Yeah, but I...it's sort of...required.
Mhm.
The last...true 'significant other' I had was Mizumi. I may have lied a few times, but she did far worse.
8U Never had one.
I've...had one girlfriend. When I was 15. And no.

Dumped someone?

No. I...I did reject someone, b-but...
Mmyeah. The first time Sulwyn an' me were together, I ended it.
No.
Yeah 8< Validus sfdsf.
I seperated myself from Mizumi.
No.
No.

Been dumped?

No o:
More times than I care to remember by Her, and it was actually Sulwyn that ended us for good, believe it or not.
Um, not exactly.
Naw.
.........-glare-
Nooo~
Yes.

Been in a relationship only for the sex?

Never.
Yup.
umno
8| No.
...maybe.
No.
I've..never um...h-had...-FLUSH-

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Caused a car accident?

N-no ^^; Almost.
Yeah. -snicker-
Once.
Nope.
No.
Came pretty close a few times, but nope.
Nope~

Been pulled over?

No v.v
Yup.
Once.
Uh no LOL
No.
Only once.
No.

Driven drunk or high?

Oh, no.
I drive like hell anyway, but nah.
Nuh huh.
PFFF I don't even drive.
...No.
Yeeeah...Once, never did it again.
Never.

Broken into a car?

No!
No 8C
No.
D8" I smashed a car window, but no.
No.
No.
No.

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Broken a bone?

8< I broke my ankle once.
Ribs, wrist, big toe...
Plenty.
Naw.
...-MEMORY FAIL!- I doubt it.
Nope.
Uuum...I broke my middle finger once. Or rather, someone broke it for me.

Been to the hospital?

Mhm.
Yup.
-shudders- Yeah, b-but I avoid them...-shivershiver-
Uhhhno.
8| Pff, no.
Nooo~
A few times.

Almost died?

No. c:
Yeah :U Cheers, Tuna.
....-FACEPALM-
Uh, I...dunno. Nero could've killed me at any time I guess...
Yes.
Yeah.
No.

Had stitches?

No.
Yeah. -AIMS A FAKE ANGRY LOOK AT TUNA-
-SHUDDER- Yeah.
N-nu uh.
No.
God no.
No.

Had a major surgery?

No D:
:U Would you call Tuna's little tinkering an operation?
-shiverrrr- N-no.
-AFRAID- No.
No 8|
Ack no.
Ahnnn, no.

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Cried over a girl? [romantically]

No.
Yeah.
-quietly- Yeah.
LOL no
...No. <--- LIAR.
Nope~
A little.

Cried over a boy? [romantically]

:c Yes.
Ew, no.
Uh, no.
8| Yeah.
8| No.
Nah.
No.

Cried at a funeral?

I...haven't been to any o:
Wasn't at any.
No.
Never been to one :U
No.
Mhm.
I was at my uncle Bob's -- yes, ha ha -- funeral, but I didn't cry.

Seen someone die?

-shivers- N-no.
Nope.
More than one.
Ack, naw.
No.
Yes.
No.

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Is there something you have done and regretted?

-frowns- Yes.
A fucking million things.
Plenty.
Mhm.
Yes.
Uh. Not really.
I...people would think I'd regret finding Laela, but I don't.

If you could go back in time and stop yourself from doing one thing, what would it be?

-think-...I don't...think I would.
Too many choices, mate.
Killing Rak.
...-flatly- Going to Clock's place that day. -stares at the floor-
Moving in with Tuna. It...even if there were...happier moments...it wasn't worth the trouble, or my time...Ha. Time.
D'no.
Nothing.

If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would you kill?

I wouldn't!
:U Don't think I'd kill anyone.
...Noone. There'd be no point.
8| Nero.
-growls- Ah, but there are so many choices...
B) Oh please. I could get away with killing the fucking president.
I would never kill someone.

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Do you drink? In excess?

I don't drink.
...Uh yeah. 8D
I do drink, but not excessively.
Nope~ I've drunk a little before. 8>
Goblin ale is disgusting, and my alcohol tolerance is...ridiculously high. Therefore, no.
Nooope~ But I do drink.
No. I don't drink, aside from the odd glass of wine now and then.

Do you smoke? In excess?

No.
I smoke yeah B) Maybe a bit too much.
I quit smoking a while back.
Argh. No.
No.
I have the feeling smoking would kill me 8U
No.

Do you do drugs?

No D:
8U Nope.
Christ, no.
SHROOMS no lol.
No-- wait, peaches....Still no.
Tried it a few times, but no. They don't have the same effect on me as they do most people.
No.

Have you ever done or tried “hard” drugs?

See above.
Cocaine :U A few times, like I said.

Have you abused prescription drugs?

No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.

Have you ever overdosed?

No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Accidentally.
No.

Do you consider yourself addicted to any substance?

No.
Beer, maybe. B)
Does Cirrus count? -SHOT-
Coffee and water. 8D
...No.
Water.
Not really. Tea, perhaps.

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Admit something embarrassing about yourself.

Uuum... .///. I like pottery.
B| No.
.///. No.
...
e___e
GOLLY GEE IDK.
.///. I'mavirgin.

Do you currently have any secrets?

Not really.
Sure.
Mhm.
Mhm.
...Obviously.
Yuuuup.
Mhm.

Have you spilled someone else’s secret?

No!
Nope.
Uh..no.
Nnnaw.
...-THINK-.
Mmnope.
I'd never do that.

Have your friends ever betrayed you or vice versa?

Um...Not really.
Yup.
No.
No.
..Yes.
Yup.
No.

YES ITS FINISHED.