WARNING: This is a very silly post. May cause giggles, snorts, eye-rollings, or other symptoms of levity. Not rated by the FDA.
I hadn't thought of it much before, but I wonder if it's written in certain deer's stars that they shall always line dance when the opportunity arises. Considering the number of line dances Kurios has been in on in his short life, I had to take a look back in time and see just how likely he was to end up in a line dance. ^^ At least, the ones that got caught on film.
Sure enough, it seems like Kurios has a tendency to see deer dancing and go "Oh, are we dancing together?" and pull up beside them. And then more deer trot over, and...boom! Line dance.
Is your deer somehow fated to line dance? Do you often find line dances forming around you? If so, your deer may secretly be...a
line dance ninja!!
Kurios's involvement in line dancing goes back to his earliest days...
He also practiced line formation by joining large parties of adult line dancers, thinking it harmless. (*wonders if Walter is secretly a line dance ninja too*)
Shortly after becoming an adult, Kurios often found himself starting moonlight line dances--just little trios, at first. It seemed completely innocent...
...but was it? Soon enough, just dancing beside one other deer was a sure-fire way to attract masses of line dancers like bees to honey! Kurios was bewildered. Often, the secrecy involved in being a ninja is such that even the deer himself does not realize he is one.