WARNING: This is a very silly post. May cause giggles, snorts, eye-rollings, or other symptoms of levity. Not rated by the FDA.

I hadn't thought of it much before, but I wonder if it's written in certain deer's stars that they shall always line dance when the opportunity arises. Considering the number of line dances Kurios has been in on in his short life, I had to take a look back in time and see just how likely he was to end up in a line dance. ^^ At least, the ones that got caught on film.

Sure enough, it seems like Kurios has a tendency to see deer dancing and go "Oh, are we dancing together?" and pull up beside them. And then more deer trot over, and...boom! Line dance.

Is your deer somehow fated to line dance? Do you often find line dances forming around you? If so, your deer may secretly be...a line dance ninja!!

Kurios's involvement in line dancing goes back to his earliest days...


He also practiced line formation by joining large parties of adult line dancers, thinking it harmless. (*wonders if Walter is secretly a line dance ninja too*)


Shortly after becoming an adult, Kurios often found himself starting moonlight line dances--just little trios, at first. It seemed completely innocent...


...but was it? Soon enough, just dancing beside one other deer was a sure-fire way to attract masses of line dancers like bees to honey! Kurios was bewildered. Often, the secrecy involved in being a ninja is such that even the deer himself does not realize he is one.


If a deer is fated to be a line dance ninja, even a seemingly random party on the big stage rock can be turned into a rollicking row with totally unintentional ninja-ing. "Ohai!! Can I dance beside you?! Kthx!" *ninja'd* "...whoops."


No matter what kind of gathering, a line dance ninja will somehow make it happen. The Lightbringer's awesome Festival of Flowers had lots of flowers--and at least one line dance. "Just dancing beside Mystress, honest, you guys don't have to come over here and...waaugh! Not again!"


Despite rumors of mindless conformity, line dancing is good exercise and fun for everyone. Being a line dance ninja is not a personality fault; it's healthy to acknowledge the possibility that you may be one. At the very least, you'll stop wondering why deer are always lining up with you. Share your memories here!

Line dance ninjas of the Forest, unite!

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XD So this is like totally an excuse to drag out funny/silly/ridiculous line dance pictures, people! Share 'em if you got 'em! This is entirely for the sake of community giggles!

Cheers! ^_^ *ninjas another line dance*