FishBiscuit's blog

Backward walking glitch?

I don't think I've seen anybody ask this :I

Ever since I started playing 2 years ago, whenever a deer is walking backward in a straight line, they'll walk a certain distance away from me, and then come running back.

Every darn time!




Is it my fps? Does it happen to anybody else? Is it a glitch? ..or does everybody just do this and not tell me? 8U

How to make creative characters!

Name anagrams!

Put your name (as much of it as you want) into this nifty box, press the button, and it jumbles the letters of your name to create silliness!
You can find it here.


Do NOT post your full name here c:

My name is REJOICE! BRAIN AS LASS
My nickname (Fish Biscuit) is BUSH IF IT SIC
Emmy's anagram name is MERE UREA LECH



lol just thought I'd share.

apples and bananas

DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of BAD FAN FICTION found ELSEWHERE on the Internet written by native English speakers. If you come here and feel attacked, then you are sorely mistaken!


You are welcome to join, or just enjoy reading c:



If you would like to educate yourself as to what sorts of fan fiction will be parodied, here are some links!
"Face the Stange" (terribly written mature content warning)
Forbiden Fruit: the temptation of Edward Cullen
Half Life: Full Life Consequences, What has Tobe Done, and Free Man (these were found out to have been written by a troll)

Lollercoaster screenies II (slow computer warning)

Multiple screenshots. And they're PNGs (PINGAS)

IMMATURE HUMOR WARNING, PLZ.
Do not enter if you value your IQ points :C

Dynamite, Darling (said Emmy)

Ever since I heard about Evelyn McHale via the gorgeous band Parenthetical Girls, I've been wanting to write something vaguely related. Once I started, I have not been able to think clearly until I finished it, but that might be the Benadryl and Zyrtec |D;

Anyways, I haven't been able to play around with Emm's thoughts lately, and this turned out to be a very fun exercise c:
She's turning into a real Dominique Francon, I must say! AMIRIGHT OR AMIRIGHT? /Ayn Rand fangasm

HOWDY THAR

Finally got my internet back |3



I'M NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET, because there's this fiasco going on with my school withdrawing me from my summer class, so that's really stressing me out.
Can't do anything about it until Monday thoooough, so I shouldn't be worried right now. I need to save my worries for lator~




Somebody needs to fill me in on the dramas that have gone on over msn, but everybody is brb'ing |D











ALSO Emm = the Clabber Girl AMIRIGHT OR AMIRIGHT?

>8I




I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH ;O; -noms and hugs for alllllll- <3333333333333333333333333333333

at the top of my lungs, in my arms (Emm's first death) prt 2

Sucks. A lot!

STOP--if you want to read this crap, you have to read the first part which is considerably less crappy.
You can tell by the title that it isn't a very happy story. Ayup.




Music is optional, but if you do listen, I found that if you're somewhere around 3:14 in the song when John is holding her the second time, it makes me seem like a half-way decent writer :v

at the top of my lungs, in my arms (Emm's first death) prt 1

WARNIN'--contains swears and.. stuff.


I haven't really posted much about her life before this point, so here's a summary to read so you won't be too confused :v


Emmy was born in the early 1900's in France. Her dad moved the family to America when his construction business was called on to help build in New York.
The family was very well off, but little Emm wanted to play baseball in the streets rather than playing the piano and reciting poetry. How predictable, right?
She meets this kid John and his dad who is the head police commissioner (or.. whatever. he's the big boss, basically) and blah blah they grow up together and when Emm's parents send her away to an all girl's boarding school, John is sad. BLAH BLAH time passes and when she graduates and comes back during Prohibition, John and his dad are all "omg Emmy, you grew up to be so pretteh."
John's dad is secretly a bootlegger and when he sees how pretteh Emmerz is, he recruits her to be their "persuader."

Basically, John's dad wanted to expand his bootlegging empire, and a few mobsters wanted to join him since he could easily cover up any criminal activity with his daytime job, but all of them kind of needed persuasion, so that's where Emm would come in.
She'd meet them at a bar, show a little skin, promise them things, anything to get them to join the gang. There was never any sex involved; Emm drew the line there.


BUT of course one day she crossed that line and got into this mobster's car. John was naturally upset and he kicked her out of the gang.




SO now you're caught up. Now you can read my crap :/
(I think it sounds a little goofy because I've been working on this off and on from like.. the fall)



If any word confuses you, just go here and look it up with control F.

Here's a few!
dogs=feet
dead soldier=empty beer bottle
shiv=knife
A=epic car

a giant steaming rant (nonTEF related)

It's really long and very very angry.
Anybody who reads through it gets my respect and my love ;;
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