DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of BAD FAN FICTION found ELSEWHERE on the Internet written by native English speakers. If you come here and feel attacked, then you are sorely mistaken!


You are welcome to join, or just enjoy reading c:



If you would like to educate yourself as to what sorts of fan fiction will be parodied, here are some links!
"Face the Stange" (terribly written mature content warning)
Forbiden Fruit: the temptation of Edward Cullen
Half Life: Full Life Consequences, What has Tobe Done, and Free Man (these were found out to have been written by a troll)

Emele Lynn Jackie Severing Black Thirst Raucher III was siting on top of of concrete thing at the ruins with the wind stroking her hairs like one of her lost lovers that she had dumped or been dumped by because she is insecure and blonde and not a brunette like all pretty people are!!
She was sad because punk rock music did not eggsist back in the 1920's, where she is from, and she could not listen to it even though she liked a lot of the music. And anyways lol she was sitting on the concrete thing at the ruins and the wind was blowing. Her hair was the color of freshly cut wheat if you look at it through a waterfall during a rainstorm in March and the humidity is about 80%. Her eyes were so big and pretty like Lady Gaga's in that one video lol but Emele Lynn Jackie Severing Black Thirst Raucher III's eyes are this color that's a mix between leaf green and the color of olives. Ewwww olives are so gross.

And she's sitting there doing nothing, but what noone knew is that she was a giant vampire fairy Super-Saiyan werewolf with MAGICUL POWERS that she could use to beat up anybody but she doesn't because she doesnt want to lol