Let me know some of yours!
1. 'Why?'
Ok. No. So, someone calls you, and they want you to do something. Right? Something you sure as hell don't wanna do. So. You try to be all polite, but all nice at the same time, uh-huh. So, clear and simple, you say, 'No thanks.'
And they go, 'Why?'
DO YOU FRIKKING NEED A REASON PEOPLE.
No, I do not want to let you into my private life by revealing some deep, personal schedule hidden within me. And besides, I don't have a bloody reason. Do you want me, honestly, to tell you 'I don't really give a crap about whatever you said was going on so no'? Because I can't give you a better reason then that, man. c: So I have to make up some on the spot lie. And on-the-spot lying is no easy task, as you might very well know. So, kiddos. Let's stick to the 'Fine, screw you', please.
2. 'No, you do it.'
Has your mom ever given you this one? You'll be sitting around at your kitchen, munching on some pizza or chow mein or something. Your creator-ess will be right next to the sink, doing her thing. All is well, yes? That is, until you set your empty plate down next to the sink and walk off do your otherwordly business. And she yells after you, 'Come back and rinse this off!'
Jesus, woman. You're right there. You have hands. Last time I checked, you weren't dead, paralyzed or without use of your arms. So WHY won't you do it? Considering you're right. Damn. There.
3. Fun-sized candy bars
How in God's name can sweet sugary joy that's less then half of its normal length be fun.
I'll come up with more eventually. ;D Now, tell me yours?