Let me know some of yours!
1. 'Why?'
Ok. No. So, someone calls you, and they want you to do something. Right? Something you sure as hell don't wanna do. So. You try to be all polite, but all nice at the same time, uh-huh. So, clear and simple, you say, 'No thanks.'
And they go, 'Why?'
DO YOU FRIKKING NEED A REASON PEOPLE.
No, I do not want to let you into my private life by revealing some deep, personal schedule hidden within me. And besides, I don't have a bloody reason. Do you want me, honestly, to tell you 'I don't really give a crap about whatever you said was going on so no'? Because I can't give you a better reason then that, man. c: So I have to make up some on the spot lie. And on-the-spot lying is no easy task, as you might very well know. So, kiddos. Let's stick to the 'Fine, screw you', please.
2. 'No, you do it.'
Has your mom ever given you this one? You'll be sitting around at your kitchen, munching on some pizza or chow mein or something. Your creator-ess will be right next to the sink, doing her thing. All is well, yes? That is, until you set your empty plate down next to the sink and walk off do your otherwordly business. And she yells after you, 'Come back and rinse this off!'
Jesus, woman. You're right there. You have hands. Last time I checked, you weren't dead, paralyzed or without use of your arms. So WHY won't you do it? Considering you're right. Damn. There.
3. Fun-sized candy bars
How in God's name can sweet sugary joy that's less then half of its normal length be fun.
I'll come up with more eventually. ;D Now, tell me yours?
When you hear a really good
BUT THANK GOD FOR V CAST Song ID XD
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EMIVA'S BIOGRAPHY
~~Lightbringer~~
1. Pet Peeves I hate having
I hate having to sit here and seriously wonder about what ticks me off the most lol. NOT THAT THE BOARD IS A BAD IDEA, I just hate going "um I don't like...hmmm..."
2. Stilettos
This one is really a lie, I love stilettos and aspire to have a collection bigger than Trois' ego, but I HATE when you're wearing sexy strappy ones and you slip/something and twist your foot so you land on your ankle. OW.
3. Crying
The only thing I hate more than crying is when you're crying and you get the tears back in your eyes, so the salt stings, and then you cry more. DAMN YOU GOD, DAMN YOU AND YOUR SALTY TEARS.
4. Cats
Meow. Hi cat. Meoooowwww. Hi cat... MEOOOWWWWW GO THE FUCK AWAY
The Drag Stag. The Pirate. The Demon Barber.
When people ask, "WHAT'S
ALSO. UGHOMG WHEN PEOPLE. Come in from the rain and purposefully squeak their wet shoes on the hard floor. NOT FUNNY. -facepunch- That's just as bad as when people make noises with their mouth other than talking, singing, burping, whatever. :C Makes me want their head on a plank hanging on my wall.
Gum. If you have it chew it. D| Don't sit their smacking it while you talk and laugh and blow bubbles. Especially when I'm mad that I can't chew it with braces or blow bubbles even if I tried, so its jealousy and annoyance in one. Not pretty.
But bloody effing most of all is when people say, "Are you related to _____?" WHY. DO YOU CARE. Yes I am my sister's sister and no I am not joining Show Choir just because she did. I'm not like her. No I am not older than her; can you not see I am a freshman and she is a junior? No I did not "cut my hair"; you're confusing me with her. I just absolutely hate. When people are all lolareyouKaylee'ssister. -crappy smile; muttered through teeth- yyyeeesth. "oh ok. You look like her."
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KC: I like cats :< Lololz, I
Lololz, I know exactly what you mean. AND I HAVE A TWIN SISTER. OMG. *dies* SHE HAS BLONDE, SHORT AND CURLY HAIR. I HAVE LONG STRAIGHT AND BROWN HAIR. PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND GO 'WTF DID U DO WIT YOUR HAIR'
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EMIVA'S BIOGRAPHY
~~Lightbringer~~
MY PET PEEVES! 1. I Hate it
1. I Hate it when people think their betta than you!
2. Emiva is my pet peeve too! XD (jk)
3.When deer YELL in your face!
4. Oboma (random)
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I hate kittens and I hate
The Drag Stag. The Pirate. The Demon Barber.
1.) UM,...ARE YOU TRYING TO
I hate it when people always want to play whose art is better game.
When two people come up to two freinds who love to draw and
say "Let's see who can draw better..and crap". Goodness! Are you trying to
hurt someones feelings or put them down?? I've seen so many people
just give up art because people like to toy with them too much. Oh..freakin well.
2.) SHUT UP!
I hate it when people talk behind peoples back and have the nerve
to laugh out loud about it. And then when they get there feelings
hurt one day they want cuddels and crap. And then they complain about
no one cuddeling them and stuff. Well, maybe if you didn't laugh in your freinds face
they would be more loyal when you call for help?
3.) WHAT THE FREAK?
I hate it when kids find it fun to torture cats, or any other animal.
I find it so sad when the cat is cornered and kids begin to through
rocks and stuff. I almost went mad crazy on these one kids about
to pretty much kill a cat?...cats can be annoying but that's
no reason to kill it.
I can't think of anything else right now...:X
Racism. Need I say
Need I say more?
Also, general stupidity. I.E. a summary of all most of the peeves above me. Can we not use common sense, humanity? D:
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Feed them.
Obligatory crazy blog guy.
1. People who have to
2. People who don't listen to instructions
1. people who take 5 minutes
2. slow to import foregn foods to different countries, like i go to mexico A LOT and i love this grapefruitty drink over there called Kas, its the worlds best thing in exsistance next to TEF!!! im serious is soo good......but it dosent exist in canada DX and iv sent counless letters to the canadian imports and food and government to let it in....its been 5 years and NOTHING ACK!! i would trade my legs for some Kas right now!!!
A bit Random but 1. WHEN
1. WHEN SOMEON TELLS YOU SOMETHING UNIMPORTANT
I your friends friend fell over why should I care? f they had food today Why should I care? It's nothing to do with me so why do I care?
2. ASK ME PLEASE
It bugs me when people use something of yours without asking, its even wrose when you come up and say "Hey that's mine, can you put it down and ask me next time please?" and they go "Ok, can I use it?" NO YOU FRIGGING CANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU JUST USED IT AND I SAID DON'T AND YOU WANNA USE IT? YOU CANT USE IT, WAIT TILL ANOTHER DAY AND ASK THIS TIME....
3 Animals torture, why hurt it? the poor thing did nothing to you and it doesn't understand, SO LEAVE IT ALONE PLEASE. The animal is loyal to you and you wanna hurt it? Get out and never talk to me again.
4MONEY
This one is more random OK just ignore me
WHY DO THE PRICES GO UP BUT NOT PEOPLE SALARY? HM? sooner or later no one will have ANY money, families with children are struggling, in Australia I know they are anyway, Petrol goes up so does everything else! but not salary It's their fault for wasting it in the first place
4 1/2 tied in with 4
Racing cars, they WASTE fuel which is something we don't have much of anyway, can anyone name anything other than brakes enhancement that they have done good? Don't say 'what about horse racing' Because it is helping an animals have a life that it otherwise wouldn't have. Car racing is pointless and boring and is wasting fuel so stop the pointless thing
went off track woops
Some have already been mentioned eg, Racism