"Come on, spit it out."

Her picked at the lily flowers at her hooves mournfully. "It's stupid. Really, it is. No big deal." She chewed on the sweet buds, avoiding Tuna's eyes. How was it that she was telling her partner less and less these days? She wished herself to believe it was the doe's abrasive attitude, but the little voice in the back of her head told her otherwise.

"Look, Her. It's torture to see you with your feathers ruffled this bad. Tell me what's up." Tunafish nibbled on a strawberry, her eyes glittering with unusual concern. The water lapped at the duo's hooves as Her reluctantly looked up to meet her eyes. "It sounds like I'm hooked on this, but...Renojack. He's what's up." Her friend didn't sigh n exasperation - She must be holding it in, she thought with a flicker of amusement. The navy-and-white doe smiled sadly at her in a romantic sort of way. "Babe, look. He left a message in the Otherworld two days ago. He's coming home soon, real soon. Aren't you satisfied knowing that?"

"But he might not come back to me anymore. Why would he?"

It had slipped out. Her sucked in her cheeks in embarrasement. The other doe looked positively astonished. "Why WOULDN'T her be?!" She opened her mouth to start ranting, but another voice popped up behind her. "Her, you have no idea."

Srila's wiry form plopped down beside Her. Martisol appeared on the other side. Both were smiling as if they knew a secret shared between them alone. Tuna grinned. "Why don't you tell 'er, girls?"

"You're beautiful."

"Poetic."

"Marvelous at what you do in the Otherworld."

New story. c: I'm just finding it difficult to choose between humans or deers. Or a merge of the two. XD This one'll be Tuna, Renojack and Her. Maybe with a little Bale thrown in for added awesomeness. It's rough right now but I've got the main stuff down. And this one might have a soundtrack lawl. XD

CHARACTERS

...My dad just told me I should create a spinoff of TEF called Endless Forest Gump. c:

ANYWAYSCHARACTERS

Chapter 1
-2 Fawns or young deer who are wiser then they look - Srila, Martisol

Chapter 2
-Small group of deer to play with until Renojack's arrival - Cavalier, Hesh, Emiva, FIU, Mystress

Chapter 3
-nobody lul

It's gonna be short lol. XD Post bios of your deer to be considered.

SOUNDTRACK

Chapter 1
Kremlin Dusk - Utada Hikaru
That's How You Know - Amy Adams

Chapter 2
One Day - Hans Zimmer (crappy video lawl)

Chapter 4
Goodnight My Angel - Unknown Artist
Story - Julia Marcell

+ Tuna
+ Aeros
X Lolly (Never used him. -shrug-)
+ Pan
X Loop (She doesn't have much use anymore. There may be some picto recycling here, though.)

Ho hum.
+ = keep
X = discard
- = not sure

[edit] Loop's picto is too cool to ditch and I have a new concept, so. c: There may be a new deer. I sound horrible, making and discarding so rapidly, don't I?

“HIT THE DECK!”

And, as usual, they were the only two to drop at the roar from the young woman. A blast shook the fourth level of the skyscraper, sending a simmering heatwave across their backs and a fireball barreling into the horde. Those who did survive quickly toppled out of the broken windows. Renojack and Her stumbled upright. “Bigger than usual”, the young man commented with an easy grin. Tuna patted her bazooka and slipped it back into its holster. “It was a bigger crowd.” They set off at a trot down the hall without another word.

The hostage chamber lay in front of them now. Her paused, staring at the keypad next to the door, but Tunafish grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher and smashed it without a word. The doors swung open smoothly, and there was Bale. He was sitting on a chair in the middle of the room, bound, but ungagged. Before he could do so much as open his mouth to exclaim anything, his girlfriend had crossed the room and was picking the lock on his handcuffs. “Can’t talk, busy doing my job.” Her leaned against the wall next to the door, holding her gun at eye level. Renojack peered out cautiously. “Suits, coming. Fast. Make quick, love.”

“I know, got it.” The cuffs clattered to the ground and she was over to the see-through, glass wall, peering down. “Cycles ‘re just beneath us. We can probably climb down if-“

“NO TIME!” Her sprang out and pulled the trigger thrice, dropping two grunts. “We’ve got company!” Renojack leapt into the center of the room and pulled Bale up. “You’re limpin’, I know. Bear it.” He pulled the young man to the left to avoid five shots. Her stared at the back of Tuna’s head frantically. “We’ve gotta GO!”

She cocked as her friend turned slowly and stared into her eyes. Slowly, a grin spread across her face. “Yes.” She looked to RJ.

“How in God’s name are we gonna get up there?”

Her shrugged. “I dunno. Seemed easier on the map.” She surveyed the huge building – it was harborside, which would make for an easy getaway, but they had to get in first. And get to the fifth floor. And get the loot, Bale, and keep from dying along the way. Biting her lip, she looked at Renojack. “Can you get us in?” His eyes were doubtful, but still, he nodded. “Yeah. Come on.”
Three masks were donned. Sparrow, dove, osprey.

The trio crept around to the front of the building. A lone man, suited and wearing sunglasses, was standing in front of the handprint pad for the entrance. Tuna looked to Renojack, who nodded. A quick toss of a blade, and the huge form crumpled to the ground. Renojack was over to him in a second and sliced his hand at the wrist neatly. Pressing it into the pad, he mouthed, Let’s go.

The doors were kicked in easily. Men swung around, only to be gunned down by the trio. Tunafish leapt to the side, narrowly avoiding a bullet, and yanked the gun out of a dead worker’s hand. It was big – much bigger then her shotgun. Swinging it to the right, she took out three more guys and ducked down below a table. Her and Renojack took care of the rest quickly and efficiently.

The sound of an intercom made Her jump out of her skin. ‘We’re hearing gunshots. Is there an intruder?’ Before she could decide what to do, Renojack picked up the transmitter and relayed, smoothly and easily, “The intruder’s been taken care of. All’s fine.” He set it down, grinning at the two women. “Don’t think he’d memorize his employee’s voices.” Her grinned at him. “Fantastic. Let’s go.”

I'M AT SCHOOL HI HI.
I though it would be blocked lul. c: But I don't want to be discoverrrrrrrrrrrrred. D: -hides TEF with google goodness-

[edit] homan the forums are blocked and categorized as drugs. XD

Bale was concerned the minute Tuna got the call. As she stood there, chattering rapidly, he bit his lip and shifted in his seat. His eyes traveled over her. She was beautiful, smart, pleasant – sure. The blood on her hands, however, told a different tale. Bale rubbed his arm and squirmed again. He couldn’t tell her that. Not now, possibly not ever.

She hung up the phone and jumped over the back of the couch, plopping down next to him. “Her’s got sights on a load a’ bigwigs. They’re havin’ a meeting or something. So it’s gonna be easy to nab the cash.” Her eyes were bright with excitement. “The cash is going to RJ, lucky little maggot, but Christ, it’s gonna be fun!” She grinned at him. He returned the smile only vaguely. His mind was still churning. It only took her a moment to read his face, and frown. “You look nervous.”

“It’s nothin’.” He couldn’t tell her; he was being unreasonable anyways. She didn’t buy it. “Aw, come on. You look like your cat’s hanging off the Empire State Building.” She put her hand on his chest, her eyes roving over his face. “Really,” he insisted. “It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.” Whatever compelled him to move carried him up off the couch and to the kitchen counter, his back to her. He could hear her following his path. “This is stupid, babe. I’ve gotta go kick some ass in ten minutes and-“

Sudden silence. Bale winced, waiting for the words he knew would come.

“You’re afraid of me.”

In his mind’s eye, he could see it all. Guns, knives. Her face, covered in grime and blood, smiling. Grinning maniacally, no matter who she killed. He barely felt her chin on his shoulder, seeing what she had done with her friends. Her quiet voice brought him back to reality.

Me and her, together. The two of us, just sitting there on a few large stacks of hay, watching the sunset. Beautiful, soft mixtures of pinks and orange. The sun, a glowing yellow slowly vanishing into the clouds. It was perfect. A breeze brushed by, gently ruffling Tuna's blonde locks. I looked out into the distance, watching the cattle graze on the golden grass. It was very peaceful. I leaned back against a larger stack of hay, closing my eyes. A few seconds later, I cracked an eye open as I felt a sudden light weight on my shoulder. Tuna was resting her head on my shoulder, a look of contentment across her face. My face reddened as I blushed. I then felt her lips brush against my cheek, my face was now a dark crimson. Tuna wrapped her arms around me, nuzzling my neck. I found myself removing her beret, running my fingers through her hair. We both grinned, pulling each other closer...
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She deleted it so I'm being evil. C:< BY THE AWESOMESAUCE AND LOVELY LADIE SQUEEGE. <33333 And there's nothing you can do about it, babe.

“You miss home, don’t you?”
Light from the fire flickered across the four people relaxing on Tuna’s couch. Her was curled up at one end, barefoot, with Renojack’s upper half resting in her lap. He was snoring lightly, dead asleep. Gently she stroked his hair and turned her head her ear to the other pair’s conversation.

“Yeah, I do, but it’s fine. Mama won’t want me back till summer’s over.” Bale looked down and Tunafish, sprawled across his chest. The young lady looked up at him, doubt mirrored in her gray eyes. “Come on, babe. I can see it in your face.” Shifting to obtain a more comfortable position, she kissed the spot just above his collarbone. “So whadda we do? The summer can only last so long.”

Bale sighed and dropped his arm around her shoulders, stroking her hair with his other hand. “I’m workin’ on it. I can’t stay here forever, sweetheart. There’s lotsa work to get done, stuff the brothers can’t do by themselves.” He paused and glanced at Her, meeting her eyes. “And I ‘spose your right. I miss it somethin’ terrible.” Sighing, he leaned back a little farther. “T, I don’t wanna leave. I love you. I’m just not sure what I love more.”

She lay there for a moment, her head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat. Then she straightened up and looked over his face. “Clear as crystal, man. I know I say I hate it here, but I could never leave. No way.” There was a little scar on his left cheek – had she noticed that before? “I just need the water. The people. The atmosphere.” He was cleanly shaved, too, and she noticed another scar just above his right eyebrow. “But, babe, let’s face it. We can’t split.” She felt tears stirring in her throat that she pushed away. “You know what that’d do to the both of us.”

Possibly tomorrow, I'll have most all of my Landshark+Bale stories uploaded here for you to read. c: I might even get one in tonight. Depends on the time allotted by mom, and if I can choose one. XD
Just thought I'd mention it.