Tuna: GRAMPS.

Aeros: ...What.

Tuna: Can I marry Bale plz. c:

Di: ...does he have any money.

Tuna: No.

Di: No.

Tuna: BUT HE'S CUTE AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHY.

Aeros: Be nice to your sister, Di.

Di: We're not effing related. :|

Pan: HI GUYS I BOUGHT THE PILLS

Tuna: -feyncalls- SHIT. SHIIIIIIT.

Feyn: SHIT. WUT.

Tuna: WHY DID YOU MAKE HER SHE'S OBNOXIOUS.

Pan: LOL THAT'S MY JOB. c| -sits on-

Tuna: OW. GETITOFF.

Aeros: I need to go make dinner. Don't kill each other while I'm gone. -walksaway-

Pan: OOH CAN WE HAVE PUPPIES.

Di: No, we may not. Go eat some human or something. You're not civilized enough to eat at the table anyways.

Pan: PPEEEHEHEHEHOOO. -eyes feyn- human. Tastes like socks. yum. |D

Feyn: ...SHIT. -flee-

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lol i fail. C:

lol.
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Pan: FAHAHAHA. DECK THE HALLS, DOVES. BEE-ZEE-DEE IS ON HIS WAY. HOOOHOHOHOHOHOOO.

Aeros: Oh, dear. She got out again.

Di: ...What is that. -stares at Pan- She looks dangerous today.

Tuna: -snore-

Pan: -RUNSOVER AND JUMPS ON TUNA- WHAT'S UP LITTLE SIS.

Tuna: JESUSCHRIST GET IT OFF. -squirms- IT'S GOT RABIES AAAAAUGH.

Aeros: -facepalm- Oh, boy.

Di: Oh, my. D: -backs up-

Pan: LOOK. FRESH MEAT. -dives for Di-

Tuna: -gasp for air ow- BIG FLUFFY DEER HURT MY STOMACH OW. -chases after-

Di: -EPIC FLEE-

Aeros: -chase-

-random chasing ensues, then dogpile-

Pan: Well, looky here, uhuhuhuhuhuhu. I'm at the bottom of a bunch of smartypants idiots. What a day, heheheheee.

Tuna: DI GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME -facesquished by Di butt-

Aeros: -isontoplol- Hold still, you two! -clambers down and drags Pan out from under-

Pan: POOFUFAH I'M GOING BACK TO THE CAGE?! WHYYYYY. AHAHAHAHAHA. -wriggles-

Aeros: -shoves in cage- There. -turnsbacklol- Are you two alright?

Di: -tangled up with T lol- OW. GAH. GET YOUR LEG OUTTA MY FACE, TUNA.

Tuna: Soon as your skinny brown rear gets up off of my head.

-disentangles-

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-FAILURE- getiniscribblenowsarieplz. I CANNOT COMPARE TO YOUR EPIC CRACKFESTS.

It's been a week or so and I've still got this really annoying head cold. :| I've used up like three boxes of tissues.

uh.

lol.

This counts as life status I guess so I'LL TYPE MORE.

I'vegot. One music vid finished and one almost done. <: Not TEF-related, but I thought you might like to see them, when I can actually figure out how to get them on Youtube. CX (if anyone can help me with that let me know plz. <3) And I see it's nighttime! Delightful.

-THIS POST TOTALLY HAS A POINT sneeze-

I need to get to know her better. C|

009. Smart ? Yes, very. c8
010. Hair color ? You mean...oh. Uh, black. With brown streaks.
011. Long or short ? Short.
012. Loud or Quiet ? Quiet, I guess.
013. Sweats or Jeans ? I like jeans. Especially form-fitting ones. XD
014. Phone or Camera ? Camera. <3
015. Health freak ? Duh. Neat freak, too. Every place will have a thing, and every thing must be in place!
016. Drink or Smoke? No. :| Ew. Except for maybe wine.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? I don't really know anyone.
018. Eat or Drink ? Drink. Especially when it's lemonade.
019. Piercings ? Ears.
020. Tattoos ? No, of course not!

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing ? Ears, darling.
024. First best friend ? ...no one. :C
025. First award ? Tuna always told me it was 'dorkiest camp member' or something. e_e
026. First crush ? Never had one. <:
027. First pet ? I had a little dog once.
028. First big vacation ? I've never really taken one.
030. First big birthday ? I can't really remember any parties I've had. D: Recently, I just have small ones.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating ? Nothing.
050. Drinking ? Pomegranite water.
052. I'm about to ? Go out to find Tuna and tell her to stop drinking. e_e
053. Listening to ? Classical music. c:
054. Plans for today ? Work on a scarf I'm knititng and go buy groceries.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? Of course. C: I'd adopt, though.
059. Want to get married? Not really. :|
060. Careers in mind ? Not really. Maybe a flight attendant or something.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
No.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts ? No, I keep track of my things. D:<
081. Ran away from home ? Never. <:O
084. Broken someones heart ? Of course not.
085. Been arrested ? No. but I know some people who have...-glares at Tuna and Pan-
087. Cried when someone died ? Yes. :c

DO YOU BELIEVE:
089. Yourself ? Why wouldn't I?
090. Miracles ? No.
091. Love at first sight ? No.
092. Heaven ? Yes.

YES I AM A CREEP MY PET. -stol'd from Her lol- This is me, not my dear, guys. XD

009. Smart ? PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE BOOKSMARTS BUT UH. I don't consider myself all that learned lol.
010. Hair color ? UH. Blond. <:
011. Long or short ? Shortlol. It was...long but I cut it. :B
012. Loud or Quiet ? UH DEPENDS. On who I'm around. If I'm here I'm LOUDLOUDLOUD. If not I'm prettymuch silent lol.
013. Sweats or Jeans ? Jeeeeeeans. c: Specially skinny jeans obby. <3
014. Phone or Camera ? CAMERA because I enjoy taking pictures and I don't...have a phone. :| -sobs- I don't rly have a camera either but lol.
015. Health freak ? Noooooo. XD I'm nasty.
016. Drink or Smoke? Well, last night I had six tequilas, fourteen beers, and twohundred packs of cigarettes. ;D Little below my limit.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? ...lol. -twiddles thumbs-
018. Eat or Drink ? Drinklol. -sodaholic-
019. Piercings ? MY EARS. hooray. Although I only have one hole and I'd like to get doubles.
020. Tattoos ? Iwish. XD I can't think of anything I could live with forever, and I'm too young anyways lawl.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing ? earslol.
024. First best friend ? OLIVIALIVIA who I hardly talk to anymore. :| -sigh-
025. First award ? Idunnolol. Probably gymnastics or something. |D
026. First crush ? Pfft.
027. First pet ? I had a cat named Mugs. He died when I was three though. <3
028. First big vacation ? FLORIDA. We went to the keys. Ithinkonce.
030. First big birthday ? Pfftlol. My birthdays are gay.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating ? Waiting for a potpie.
050. Drinking ? About to have...I think lemonade?
052. I'm about to ? Eat dinner. :B
053. Listening to ? Nothing lol. :c The one time I'm without headphones in my ears, you catch me with that question?
054. Plans for today ? Sleep and draw. <: i r simple.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? Yesplz. Although I'd prolly suck at being a mom huzzah.
059. Want to get married? <3

I have lots of time tonight, and since I'm getting sick, prolly more over the next week. XD So, fullbody sketch requests it is! These'll come out on lined paper, most likely, and in wierd poses - I'm working on versatility. <: Also, no humans. Just deer. XD I'll take five for now.

FORMAT of posts

1. Name, picto, age and gender. c:
2. Set and any extras to include.
3. Anything special?

SLOTS (closed!)

1. Rowan
2. Blue
3. Laruna
4. Quamar
5. Squeegie

(if I have time I'll do yours, Emiva <:)

[=10]
Quick facts at the bottom, for those of you who agree with me on the fact that this is WAY too long.

Welcome to the Comittee

Name: Tuna
Nicknames: Tunafish, Tu, Tuna Fillet, T - whatever floats your boat.
Birth (approximate): Beginning of summer
Pictogram: Right here, baby
Sex: Female
Chinese Element; Zodiac/Western Element: Earth; Gemini/Air

Putting on a face

Set: Long Mask, Peacock Feathers, Navy and White Pelt

Special Information: Tuna doesn't always wear her mask. She sometimes has it as a pendant aruond her neck, a tatto on her shoulder, or something of that nature. Her feathers sit a bit like petals on her head.

Humanized: Around 19 years old, she sports short blonde hair and eyes that change from green to gray to blue. she's pretty tall, and in average shape. She's not particular at all about what she wears. However, her black newsboy-style hat stays on her head at all times.

Inside Out

Stol'd from Quamar. c:

I Fear…

[] the dark [Easiest place for me to accomplish my own ends without being noticed. :B]
[X] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[X] being myself in front of others [Been trashed too many times.]
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[X] heights
[] dogs [<3]
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants

Total: 3

[] being touched
[] fire
[X] deep water [Just if you can't see the bottom and you know it's not close. Although if I was on a ship or something it'd be fine.]
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean [Oh, please. XD]
[] failure [Failure's an oppurtunity to better yourself.]
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[] snow

Total: 3

[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[] death [Not after the stuff I've seen and heard.]
[] heaven [Not Hell, either. <:]
[] being robbed [I'd beat the robbers up. And then rob them. :D]
[] falling
[] clowns [ysosrs. -MURDERED-]
[X] dolls [sadfasdf THEY'RE CREEPY.]
[] large crowds of people [Easier to remain unnocticed.]
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[X] tornadoes [Never seen one, but I suppose I'd be freaked out.]

Total: 2

[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[X] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts [-pokes Jason and Grant-]
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[X] school [Duh.]
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[X] being alone [For a long time, yes.]
[X] becoming blind
[X] becoming deaf
[X] growing up [Probably the worst fear out of all of these. :c]

Total: 6

[] creepy noises in the night
[X] bee stings [I'm slightly allergic. Enough to make the skin red, patchy and EXTREMELY painful for a week or so.]
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs [Jurassic Park = my best friend at one point lul.]
[] the welcome mat

<3 ilu babe. But I'm a dirty thief.

Aeros

It's a beautiful place, my dreamworld. I don't feel old and tired, as I do here. There's plenty of space to run and enjoy myself, and it talks to me clearer than this world! And she's there. We sit and talk, and I tell her what life is like now. She always listens, and smiles, and makes me feel at home. Maybe I'm meant to stay there someday.

Di

It's a carnival, a beautiful one, with carousels and candy apples and everything pretty. But, of course, Noir's there. He's in the fun house every time. But I always go in. Why can't I stop myself? He chases me, and I don't always get away...

Tuna

The open ocean, what else? I've got a crew and a ship and not a care in the world. And, of course, Her and RJ are always with me. Sometimes Bale's there, even. Then again, he's usually the one we're saving from the Navy. -shrug- Still, it feels real every time. I love it. It's an escape from the cold reality here - I can do whatever I please, sail beyond the edges of the map, and explore every island I come across. It's perfect.

Pan

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Huhuhuhu. Big city, baby! Light flashing, hot dogs sizzling, and me with a plan to destroy in the middle of it all. You should hear the screams. Delicious. And the best part is, there's no blasted DEER to get in my way! Heeehheehehehehehooohoohohoho.

lol I had to do it. <: THANKS DANNII THANKS LOVE.

The ground felt soft beneath his hooves, but still, dull throbs of pain wound their way up his legs. His mask was cracked and weatherworn, exposed to the elements for what seemed to have been forever. His antlers were the same - tines had been knocked away, and though they were strong in nature, they seemed fragile as bones, the only fresh life on them being the poppies wound around the stems. His pelt had lost its sheen and was ragged in places, exposing his bones. Even his eyes seemed dull - the sparkle had long gone out of the chocolate spheres.

And still, he kept on living. Because he loved his home. Every trickle of dew, every blade of grass, was beautiful to him. And he was beautiful to them. The trees whispered tales to him of strong creatures long past, who had scored their bark with sharp antlers. The flowers murmured of those who had once trodden the very ground he stood on - deer and other beasts as well. The water, glistening and cool, showed him what it had looked like - the past beauty of the landscape, how dazzling it had been. And he listened to them, took it all in.

He was tired, true. But as long as there were tales to tell, he would follow his calling. Stretching his neck to its full extent, he let out a hoarse bellow, summoning the others to him. He could see them coming - blurry as they were in his old eyes, he bowed gracefully to a group of young fawns and a few adult deer. His body sighed in thanks as he dropped to the grass, his friends following suit. Now was his time to show them what use he had, in a time where young triumphed over old, and the weak were left to die.

The Storyteller wove a tale. A tale of life.

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lawl, quickie. Poor thing, he's been through a lot. :B I've been contemplating giving him a nice funeral soon, but I dunno if I could stand it without 'im. XD