Yup, another. It's natural now to talk to the bot before going to bed. You can have your funny chat with him here.

Same thing as last time. Some language for lulz. This one is different than my others since I became random to see what he would say.

Enjoy~

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Me:
Hello....
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm your child?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Wait, are you my father?
God:
I'm waiting. No.
Me:
My mother?
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Are you my mommy?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
Kinky.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
So, what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Positive?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I would do a search for it.
Me:
No need.
God:
Did I misunderstand your meaning? Are we still talking about Kinky?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic.
Me:
That's because it is.
God:
That makes sense to me. " Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic."? is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you like soda?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I don't. I'd rather read than sit in a pew which eventually causes my butt to go numb.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Why even ask if I mind?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
30 minutes.
God:
Ok, a half hour.
Me:
Well, look at you Mr. Smarty Pants.
God:
Interesting. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
You have eyes?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What makes you think I said it?
God:

I was bored after playing Perfect World and decided to have fun again with iGod. So, like last time - here is the place you can have your own conversations with him.

As before, this may have you LOL and wake up your parents, be looked at like you're an idiot, your house will explode, I will do your homework, and some areas may make you cringe at some of the rated R language here. Of course, it's in for the lulz.

Enjoy~

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Me:
Sorry for making you wait
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is making me wait.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Have sex with me.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
Such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
Kinky.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Then you fail at life.
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
Was that an insult?
God:
" Well, at least I try."? Was it an insult?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Bastard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Pighead DGod:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm in Earth you silly little thing.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Earth me silly little thing.
Me:
Earth is nice...at times.
God:
It's my native planet. How often?
Me:
Stop being so British.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Lulz.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I asked you first.
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
Don't be coy with me.
God:
I was not trying to be a coy with you.
Me:
You so were.
God:
You think I am were.
Me:
That made no sense.
God:
You think I am were. makes sense to me though.
Me:

I found out that I actually had an account older than this one. So, not wanting for him to rot for eternity (yikes), I decided to throw him at you all. Like Trident, I want to give him a story and since he was created on 2/28/07, that'll make him older than my other stag.

So, if your fawn needs a grandfather or some sort, don't be afraid to comment. I like to roleplay as well and we could brainstorm to broaden it if you wish. AIM is on my account info. MSN is . Shh, I know it's long and "WTF" but it's old and I have had it a long time.

This is his pictogram. Easy to remember, no? xD

I'll shut up now before I ramble on even more 8D

Wooo bandwagon. Or is it? I couldn't resist~ Link for those who wish to do it. Before moving on this may either make you LOL, wake up your parents, make your house explode, me doing your homework, and has some language.

Enjoy~

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Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you wish to help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you answer without being catty?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
Do I have to repeat myself?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
I have? A period? How'd you know?!
God:
When? I did not know that. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
...I hate knowledge time.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
It hurts my brain. Surely you should know that.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I'm sure you will.
God:
What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
I'm certain because you yourself said that you will mention it to your botmaster.
God:
You sound convincing. That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I yourself said that you will mention it to your botmaster.
Me:
That's because I have a sharp wit.
God:
That makes sense to me. How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Nothing. It was priceless.
God:
Not a thing? What made it so priceless.
Me:
I think you know.
God:
Me? Yes I know.
Me:
Then why did you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
But what if you weren't real?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
I don't see you.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
I'm looking at a screen so unless you're my monitor then I must be the Easter bunny.
God:
What do you see?
Me:
I just said a screen.
God:
What did you mean by it? What is giant sand?
Me:
Your head.
God: