Deer King

Alecsander's picture
For some reason I got this extremely amusing view of a "rat king" made up of aggressive deer due to so many of these deer getting locked up with each other and refusing to "back down" from the fight. Just 5-10 foolish aggressive characters all attached by antlers that fused together because they were all too stubborn to call it quits and just walk away.

Similar to the old occurrence of rats getting tangled into large nests until their tails fuse together and they're just one moving breathing struggling mass of primal emotion and confusion.

Somewhat like an "Endless Herd" except it is only made up of the stubbornly aggressive.

It would, literally, never get anywhere since it would go back and forth "GO THIS WAY ATTACK THAT DEER! HRRRRGH!! CAN'T REACH! NO GO THAT WAY I EAT THAT FAWN! GRRRR MOVE I WANNA EAT THAT FAWN LEFT LEFT LEFT! MUST CHASE DOES AND SUCK BLOOD!"


It would most likely just manifest itself in forest as one giant angry pile of angry deer all trying to be aggressive but unable to actually move to harm anyone. Only snap at them when they were foolish enough to approach.

Made an interesting visual at the least. Might do something with it later. Basic brainstorming.


Much love for this line of

Much love for this line of thought!
ocean's picture

-snort- Ahaha. xDDD That'd be

-snort-
Ahaha. xDDD That'd be a sight.
Haru's picture

This is an awesome and

This is an awesome and hilarious idea XD
Verycrazygirl's picture

CAN I JOIN TOO? I'LL WEAR A

CAN I JOIN TOO?
I'LL WEAR A SKULL.

Alecsander's picture

Sure if anything comes of it

Sure if anything comes of it VCG. Sticking out tongue

Skull masks should be mandatory. How else can you know they're evil if their faces aren't rotting off. /lolling

And other "evil" pelts.

But not the dotd mask.
Because it's silly.

/thinks

And they'd all have to have big antlers that look like they could be locked together somehow.

Spyrre's picture

o_o ....what an idea. I´d

o_o
....what an idea. I´d come to see them, maybe tease a little. XD
ocean's picture

Totally need the great white

Totally need the great white antlers. Maybe throw in some zombie antlers for variety? Sticking out tongue
Alecsander's picture

Oh yes, zombie antlers work

Oh yes, zombie antlers work well too.

Teasing the deer king would be very acceptable. Sticking out tongue

They would probably be rooted to a spot (antler to antler in a semi-circle maybe?) and not be able to move from that spot.
Purple's picture

I am still a fawn so I

I am still a fawn so I couldn't join myself. So I'd just taunt them with my adorable fawness! Muahahahaha! >:3
Alecsander's picture

"PSSST...HEY LITTLE BOY WANT

"PSSST...HEY LITTLE BOY WANT SOME CANDY? C'MERE... JAJAJAJA"
"CANDY I WANNA EAT THE FAWN!"
"SHHH! QUIET YOU FOOL! YES..ER..YES WE HAVE CANDY! COME HERE!"
Sonata's picture

I would totally join this

I would totally join this<3
Purple's picture

"NAH I'M TOO TIRED. WHY DON'T

"NAH I'M TOO TIRED. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME OVER HERE? :D"

What about the crying idol mask? x3
Alecsander's picture

Crying Idol is good too I

Crying Idol is good too Smiling

I can cast it on anyone at any time so it is easy to get.

l o l

l o l
Custard's picture

Double lol.

Double lol.