Dear Mosquito...[Semi-TEF]

Alecsander's picture

Dear mosquito,

Although I acknowledge the fact that we both had the right to occupy this space on the basis of both being (in your case somewhat..) sentient beings, I must lament at the unfortunate circumstances surrounding our breach of trust.


The agreement, if you recall, was that I was going to allow you to remain in the room living a placid lifestyle provided that you did not invade my personal space.

Choosing me as your next meal was your first mistake.

Biting my foot was the second.

And your third and final mistake was landing square on the only illuminated object in the room: My laptop screen showing a pleasant forest.

As humorous as it was watching your attempts to enter the forest by running head long into it, I must bid you farewell.

Sincerely,

Alecsander
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Let this be a lesson to not bite the foot of people named Alecsander then harrass their deer.

Least your body also be scrubbed off with alcohol.

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Kaoori's picture

ROFL oh god.

ROFL

oh god.
Pegasicorn's picture

*dead*

*dead*
Alecsander's picture

My foot itches like a mother

My foot itches like a mother >>;

Your foot heh? x3 I was just

Your foot heh?

x3 I was just sittin' outside and then a mosquito crawled into MY PANTS and BIT...MY...BUTT. So now I can officially say...my butt itches.
Alecsander's picture

Ye gods that must be

Ye gods that must be annoying.

I had one in my ear once. :/

I hate the little vampires.

..and when you smack them

..and when you smack them your blood is everywhere and there bug guts and GARGGGG. nastynastynasty.
Alecsander's picture

Aye. That's where the


Aye.

That's where the alcohol comes in.

"Least your body also be

"Least your body also be scrubbed off with alcohol. " lmao XD
Rakkaus's picture

LOL Bugs, Don't mess with

LOL

Bugs, Don't mess with the laptop, eh? lol

*dies*
ocean's picture

A cautionary tale to all

A cautionary tale to all young bugs.
So glad mosquitoes can't seem to live around here.
Instead, we gets wasps. Lots and lots of wasps.