June 5, 2010 - 6:37am — Alecsander
Dear mosquito,
Although I acknowledge the fact that we both had the right to occupy this space on the basis of both being (in your case somewhat..) sentient beings, I must lament at the unfortunate circumstances surrounding our breach of trust.
The agreement, if you recall, was that I was going to allow you to remain in the room living a placid lifestyle provided that you did not invade my personal space.
Choosing me as your next meal was your first mistake.
Biting my foot was the second.
And your third and final mistake was landing square on the only illuminated object in the room: My laptop screen showing a pleasant forest.
As humorous as it was watching your attempts to enter the forest by running head long into it, I must bid you farewell.
Sincerely,
Alecsander
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Let this be a lesson to not bite the foot of people named Alecsander then harrass their deer.
Least your body also be scrubbed off with alcohol.
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ROFL oh god.
oh god.
*dead*
My foot itches like a mother
Your foot heh? x3 I was just
x3 I was just sittin' outside and then a mosquito crawled into MY PANTS and BIT...MY...BUTT. So now I can officially say...my butt itches.
Ye gods that must be
I had one in my ear once. :/
I hate the little vampires.
..and when you smack them
Aye. That's where the
Aye.
That's where the alcohol comes in.
"Least your body also be
LOL Bugs, Don't mess with
Bugs, Don't mess with the laptop, eh? lol
*dies*
A cautionary tale to all
So glad mosquitoes can't seem to live around here.
Instead, we gets wasps. Lots and lots of wasps.