Darkweb TEF

ChocolateTabbyKat's picture
Everyone holds onto some invaluable deep dark secrets. Secrets that can't be displayed in regular tef but you've all been holding on to these cryptic thoughts for too long and it's time to set yourself free.

Be warned, some of the contents that will be shared in this blog will be shocking. Viewer digression is advised. (but not really because this should be nothing more than memes and fun. ;v;)













That being said, I believe I'll start;

I've never owned a chocolate tabby cat... and I actually dislike... Kit-Kats.


translation: kit is bored and wants to shitpost and is inviting people to join in

I...

I... haveeverysingleHarryPottermovieeverbuthaveneverwatcheditonce...

Kamaya's picture

You are all going to fall to

You are all going to fall to the ground...

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...

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I am from the future, I came back to the past to prevent Fish from breaking this blog

...

I failed! D:
(And I probably destroyed the space-time.........................)

And bloodygoddess......how dare you not watch them?! :c

Acurna's picture

When there were five

When there were five different things you wanted to post but you were sure someone would be offended and that would put you in...







The danger zone

you will never get my secrets

you will never get my secrets out of me................................................................

i'm actually 9 ferrets in a human suit
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

You know I don't think I'll

You know I don't think I'll be able to sleep for weeks after reading all of these. I'm astounded-- never could imagine anyone from this community would be like this.

The.... THE HORROR.


I'll never feel safe again....





Shit Impster what is your plan? World domination? Turn everyone into a snakecat? what do you want???

You nearly got me, Anaïs. I

You nearly got me, Anaïs. I feel like next time.. I won't be so lucky. I got my eye on yoooou...

Now I have Danger Zone stuck in my head and I want to play with ferrets. You guys suck 8'(

WE JUST WANT FREE FOOD

WE JUST WANT FREE FOOD
depstop's picture

Tophat with bowtie is life

Tophat with bowtie is life
Kamaya's picture

Oh really? There is your eye

Oh really? There is your eye on me? Where? Is it on my face? 8D

I'm watching you, Mister Biscuit.



You won't get away with it.

Can I hug the ferrets? :3

I'm just sitting here

I'm just sitting here stalking you all.... >.>........<.< *shifty eyes*
Kamaya's picture

Oh my Josh! Are you a SPY?!

Oh my Josh!

Are you a SPY?! ;w;
Do not stalk me, I am not worth it, trust me. I have done nothing wrong, I am innocent. 'w'
tigerart27's picture

thank goodness the second

thank goodness the second page isnt broken

(No subject)

*tries to break it a little

[edit] FOILED AGAIN

Don't believe anything Anaïs says, guys......

lol how did it break before

lol how did it break before
Jacklo's picture

One time when i lived with

One time when i lived with family still I really didn't like eating the meals my aunt made cause she was a bad cook so i used to take them to my room and feed them to the dog and one time i made him eat a whole trunk of broccoli

like he didnt even want to finish it but i kept rubbing it in the gravy and giving it him back cause my aunt wouldn't ever let me 'leave' food i had to eat it.

I feel bad about it tho it was funny to think about.

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I hope your dog didn't get

I hope your dog didn't get sick!
ChocolateTabbyKat's picture

well they needed to eat their

well they needed to eat their veggies anyways, teach your doggo proper nutrition jack



ALSO Amary fun facts for your day, cooked broccoli is good for dogs in small amounts. It's recommended that dogs get a bit of veggies in their diet. nvn Unlike cats who are strictly carnivorous. Do not feed cats veggies.

Oh I'm not worried about the

Oh I'm not worried about the dog eating broccoli, but I just didn't know how much it was.
Kamaya's picture

Yes! YES! Wait......Do not

Yes! YES! Wait......Do not trust Fish, guys! He wants to break the blog again!!

...

BROCOLIIIIIIIIIIIIII~
Jacklo's picture

Lemme tell u he did a big poo

Lemme tell u he did a big poo after.

And besides it had gravy on it.

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Jacklo's picture

... not on the poo on the

... not on the poo on the broccoli

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Kamaya's picture

Gravy on the poo. XD Does

Gravy on the poo. XD

Does anyone wishes to share a dark secret with us?

I am pretty sure many people hide many secrets from us... >:3

i have been impersonating

i have been impersonating stag beetles all my life
I am a bootleg stag beetle, a stug bootle, if you will
ratt's picture

One time as a kid I bit my

One time as a kid I bit my friend's ass cheek when she wouldn't make the swing go faster.
Chromai's picture

I... *shiver* I do not like

I...

*shiver* I do not like pizza.
I'm also... not a unicorn.
Jacklo's picture

Throws chromai out the

Throws chromai out the window
U heathen
Pizza so gud.


Akso ratt im going to need the full story how did you decide the best way to punish ur friend was to bite the tush

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Kamaya's picture

I bit another child once when

I bit another child once when we were in a holiday center because I wanted to be the next to have the mic so I could sing a song too...and then I licked the mic after I finished singing. =D

FISH, PIZZA ARE DELICIOUS!!!....
...
...wait...you are not a unicorn? D:
*cries* You just killed my inner child... ;w;
Chromai's picture

Sadly it is not true, Kama. I

Sadly it is not true, Kama. I may be a mythical beast from ancient times, but I am not a unicorn.
ratt's picture

Jacklo, it was one of those

Jacklo, it was one of those rubber tire swings where another sits on the top and another inside the tire's inner rim. She sat on top and her butt was hovering there and pretty much the only thing I could punish while keeping my balance so.. there you have it. She cried and ran off and I got the whole swing to myself on top of guilty consciousness. :--(

I also don't like Kit-Kats.

Well I don't like Chinese

Well I don't like Chinese food.

I got kicked out of a daycare when I was little.
Aivilo's picture

My username... is 'Olivia'

My username...


is 'Olivia' backwards

lol I never noticed that

lol I never noticed that
Evern's picture

Holy crap Aivilo. Just... no

Holy crap Aivilo. Just...
no words

Thais's picture

I am brazilian and... I can't

I am brazilian and... I can't samba.


):
Display pic by crabbycrown ♥
Gustiro's picture

Aivilo, stop trying to

Aivilo, stop trying to assassinate everyone with your mind blowing information.

Which reminds me... because I use to make names from backward words all the time... I use to test everyone's usernames backwards to see if they did similar stuff. But I stopped doing that many, many years ago (like Neopets, Avidgamers, and even Yahoo Clubs/Chat days). So you have gone under my radar... I am... in shock.

Edit,

Chromai... I am Orch... What is an Orch? Are you an alien? Haven't found anyone else that could be a thing... yet... But I will find you and your backward ways.
Chromai's picture

Gustiro! You have discovered

Gustiro! You have discovered my secret!

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......
I SAID NOTHING.
Freyja's picture

( I DON'T LIKE PIZZA EITHER

( I DON'T LIKE PIZZA EITHER bc i hate cheese AND I HAVE BEEN LITERALLY SHAMED IRL BC OF THIS Sad it scares people )

also i stuck my hand in a toaster while it was on when i was like 2
Ametat's picture

Oh my god guys I thought you

Oh my god guys I thought you meant you were going through the deep web digging up stuff that reminded you of TEF or something!
But uh……
I've, I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies ;-;
tigerart27's picture

ive never been too awful fond

ive never been too awful fond of celery

also Aivilo i feel like i just learned one of the many secrets of humanity what do we do with this newfound power

Ametat: WHAT IS THIS

Ametat: WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY D8
Chromai's picture

@Freyja I don't like cheese

@Freyja

I don't like cheese too much either, but the real reason I hate pizza is because tomatoes make me retch, along with mayonnaise and saucy substances such as soup and pasta sauces. I'm probably the fussiest eater here. xD
hadoukin's picture

...I only like pizza with

...I only like pizza with pineapple on it ////: im one of those people. otherwise i don't like pizza unless it's a frozen california kitchen bbq pizza.

also contrary to popular belief my name has no connection with 'hadouken' a move in Street Fighter. I have never played the games lmfao i just needed something with hadou in it.
Gustiro's picture

I hadn't seen Starwars until

I hadn't seen Starwars until I was a bit older. I was raised as a Treky. Though I still enjoy Starwars, I am a Next Generation fan much, much more.

I'm afraid I'm a pizza addict. ;o; Though I wouldn't shame anyone for not liking pizza. o-0

hadoukin,
Pineapple on pizza is the best~<3

Acurna's picture

When I was 12.... I read

When I was 12.... I read Twilight... AND LIKED IT.
Wildrose's picture

@Acurna:


@Acurna:

@Fish: we are all on to you <-< our eyeeeeeeeeeeees are everywhere on the fourm room as well as the game
I do have to admit...I feel a sleep while watching vampire dairies...BUT GUESS WHAT? amg my enmey chocolate was in my mouth > : ( It's rich chocolate goodness was forcing me to eat it! It is not my fault I swear ;-;..then I continued to accompany the chocolate to where I feel a sleep on the key-bored xd...wake up with chocolate face, I thought Santa had visited me!


STILL ALL WATCHing YOU GUYS! I WILL FIND OUT EVERYONE DARKEST SECRETS MUAHAHHAHHA!
Wildrose's picture

@Acurna

@Acurna



Had to post separately as they are bugged :/ sorry acurna my comment seems bugged :/
Aivilo's picture

Wildrose - it's the face

Wildrose - it's the face thing you put at the beginning: <OOOOOOOOOOO< and <O<
The brackets (< and >) are read by the page as HTML, but they actually aren't in this case so the page gets confused and the section disappears.

Here's what you had written after that:
Wildrose wrote:
~slaps her self in the face~ NOOOOOO not another soul to the twilight ....amg I swear they steal souls and force them to type more twilight books ;w;! It okay at least you haven't touches the fan-fictions...yet....right?



...it's not 'dark', but I guess that's a TEF web secret?


I'll make up for it maybe.
I didn't make up the name 'Aivilo' - my friend did, and I didn't discover it was "Olivia" backwards for a couple years. lol.
Jacklo's picture

The only way that could be

The only way that could be better is if your friend was called Olivia.

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Aivilo's picture

Alas, she is not. However, I

Alas, she is not.
However, I do think she chose that because I had another character at the time named Olivia, whom she also had a part in naming, I think.
Mjrn's picture

I am a literal thylacine

I am a literal thylacine that's been in hiding for 26 years.
Please don't tell the government.
Account previously Mjrn, returned to Veedeer.